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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Dignity Van Houten posted:

>Find an unattended golf cart, crawl into it, and mash the accelerator

This, but use the golf cart to find some rich old white golfers and give their dicks a good severing

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

>Wait for groundskeeper to let his guard down

>Sneak up behind groundskeeper and sever one of his achilles tendon with our bite so he falls down

>Grab his now floor level dick with our mighty jaws and tell him we won't remove his dick if he puts us in his car with the keys in the ignition

>Remove his dick whether he does what we say or not

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