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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



He never intended for bowling shirts and such to become his standard attire, but that’s what be wore to the first day of filming his first TV show and they made him keep wearing them.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nigmaetcetera posted:

I never disliked him before but now that you’re all saying how great he is I’m getting pissed off at him for some reason. I guess I just don’t like seeing other people receive praise.

This is just oppositional defiance disorder. It’s ok to like things and people.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

No. He put a bunch of sliced jalapeños in the eggs. Smashmouth ate the eggs. DocEvil would not because they were too spicy.

then guy fieri and the guy in the shark costume dunked on him mercilessly and gave him a swirly and he went home and cried because he is a big fat baby

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I saw a dude wearing this exact shirt at a Kroger (grocery store) except he was also missing a leg from the knee down and his prosthetic had the exact same pattern and honestly it was rad as hell

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is just oppositional defiance disorder. It’s ok to like things and people.

I like the jaboody dubs videos where they make him say hosed up poo poo about the usually gross food he’s eating.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

I want to hate him so much but then I keep finding out more and more things about what a great and generous dude he is or I watch triple-D and I find myself charmed by him and no, I cannot hate him.

Plus there were only 299 of we Spartans at Thermopylae. Our shield wall would be short one man. But lo, who came over the crest of the hill at that moment? Guy Fieri, carrying his customized helmet that slid right over those frosted tips, radiant as Helios' shafts of light

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
His signature show travels around the country to show off locally owned restaurants of all sorts of ethnic backgrounds. I can't get mad at the dude, even if his style is stuck being an early 2000s suburban teenager.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I want to hang out with Guy so that I can maybe meet Damaris Phillips and kiss her

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm the proud owner of a Guy Fieri Funko Pop! secure in it's original packaging. He's got his goatee, his sunglasses, his spikey hair, his flame shirt and he's holding a tiny burger on a platter. It's the only Funko Pop! I own and easily the best one.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 2, 2021

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Admiralty Flag posted:

Plus there were only 299 of we Spartans at Thermopylae. Our shield wall would be short one man. But lo, who came over the crest of the hill at that moment? Guy Fieri, carrying his customized helmet that slid right over those frosted tips, radiant as Helios' shafts of light

He even got a special exemption from the rule that all spartans must carry a plain shield, decorated only with the lambda. Everyone agreed his flame decal shield was totally rad and the perfect thing for the hot gates.


The historians gave Leonidas credit for the dine in hell line, but it was actually Guy Fieri who rallied the 300 with "Spartans, tonight we dine in Flavortown!"

Klyith fucked around with this message at 19:26 on May 2, 2021

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I just saw that he tried to get Bezos to help support restaurant workers during the pandemic, bezos obviously declined. Good man

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



He was the first person on Hot Ones to complete all the wings with no water or milk.

His last name is also pronounced fee et ee with a soft t.

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

I love Guy and this parody menu is one of the things that has made me absolutely lose my poo poo and cry laughing

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Laopooh posted:

I love Guy and this parody menu is one of the things that has made me absolutely lose my poo poo and cry laughing



The Superbowl Bash Bro'det sounds right up my alley. That and the Blitzmas Beast

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
I love how they've made him all buff but kept his trademark double chin and jowls

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Guy also has a super solid crew of chefs he pulls in for GGG and they are all chill and fun to watch cook/read their cooking books.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Szyznyk posted:

A true socialist wouldn’t charge 14 bucks for chicken fingers.

Yes, they would, because that indicates that the people cooking and serving them to you were likely paid more than minimum wage and might even have health care!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I want trash can nachos.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Guy Fieri came to me in a dream and in that dream he gave me an incredible recipe for fried chicken but when I awoke from my dream I could not remember the recipe so he emailed it to me instead.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I apologized to Guy Fieri in 2015. I apologized again in 2018. I have annually apologized since. I'm beginning to think someone is getting off to me apologizing to Guy Fieri, but I'm too busy preparing my now-biannual apology to know.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Nooner posted:

I only hear that he is a really great guy, but that is not going to stop me from making fun of him for how he choses to look.

I gotta wonder if that is like part of his contract now though and he hates it and just wants to be a normal dude but everytime he tries to bring up maybe just toning it down a little Food Network sends Alton Brown and Bobby Flay around to "talk some sense into him" with a sack full of oranges

Alton Brown is a LEGIT homophobe that referred to people as "negroes" at a public event in like, 2017. HE'S the disgusting food network person, not Guy.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Every video I've ever seen with Alton Brown makes him seem like your nice Science teacher you thought was soft like tissue paper and basically a Half-Life 1 NPC come to life, only to shake his hand and realize he's got a grip like a chimpanzee and a sadistic set of chompers to match. Sure he's perfectly polite and even amiable, but you get the vibe that you should never be around him without a dozen other people to act as witnesses.

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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doesn't Alton Brown tweet about his BDSM love life with his wife that looks like a ghoul? absolutely hosed up if he's out here living some bondage perv life and doesn't respect the leather daddies that blazed that trail for him

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Fieri opened up a pile of restaurants in abandoned kitchens during the middle of the pandemic while everyone else was shutting down and laying people off. Yeah, it was to make money, but it also gave jobs to hundreds of cooks and delivery drivers.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i do not care for guy's presentation style or brand but he seems like the last possible wealthy person worthy of the guillotine through actions alone

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Alton Brown is a LEGIT homophobe that referred to people as "negroes" at a public event in like, 2017. HE'S the disgusting food network person, not Guy.

He's a hardcore Christian and long-time Republican, so yeah. I think he said he supported Biden this time around, so I guess he's ever so slightly less bad than he could be. He's just smart enough to keep his opinions on the down low for the most part.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
The only thing I can kind of negatively say these days is Guy is really trying to make his son Hunter a "thing" but then I can't really get there mad because he is just trying to help his son out and it's rough times to be a failson named Hunter!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

did you know you pronounce his name Guy Fee-Eddy? From the great man's own mouth at around the 50 second time mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7ae8I6SZE

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

wizardofloneliness posted:

He's a hardcore Christian and long-time Republican, so yeah. I think he said he supported Biden this time around, so I guess he's ever so slightly less bad than he could be. He's just smart enough to keep his opinions on the down low for the most part.

He’s literally referred to people as “negroes” within the last ten years let alone the last hundred. gently caress him.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I personally like Guy's style. It's not how I choose to dress but I think it's pretty rad. Plus some of my friends have started bowling regularly so maybe I will start doing so occasionally.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Weka posted:

I personally like Guy's style. It's not how I choose to dress but I think it's pretty rad. Plus some of my friends have started bowling regularly so maybe I will start doing so occasionally.

If you think bowling attire is great you should check out Dart players at some point. Just Google Darts uniforms and imagine a whole room full with not a single one under XXXXL

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
I ate at Bobby Flays burger joint at Mohegan Sun long ago and it’s gimmick was putting potato chips on the burger which I was doing long before he coined the term “crunchify” and I though “wow Bobby Flay loving sucks” and since then I’ve learned that he does in fact suck. Meanwhile back in the day every said Guy Fieri sucked but in fact he’s a cool dude just living his life loving cooking crazy poo poo that tastes good. Makes u think.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I ate at Bobby Flays burger joint at Mohegan Sun long ago and it’s gimmick was putting potato chips on the burger which I was doing long before he coined the term “crunchify” and I though “wow Bobby Flay loving sucks” and since then I’ve learned that he does in fact suck. Meanwhile back in the day every said Guy Fieri sucked but in fact he’s a cool dude just living his life loving cooking crazy poo poo that tastes good. Makes u think.

Bobby Flay does have a punchable face and I'm totally not jealous he got to travel around all of Italy with Giada.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I'm saving all of these posts so that one day when the truth about Guy comes out I can wave them in your faces and ask how you could've ever supported such a monster.

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