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nut


you know its a good au jus if you can gently cast ripples along it by quietly whispering its name just above the surface au jus au jus

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barnold

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sure, you could have your local arbys guy french dip his nutte sack into your beefwich. or you could have a guy from southie who asks you to go next door and buy him a packa marb reds and an arnold palmer while he's taking your order wet your beef. the choice is yours and yours alone

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nut


my uncle was fond of "the can opener" which is where he dipped his balls in the tuna water while just making sounds that he thought sounded like a can opener

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

wet roast beast sammich ranking list

1. roast beef poboy
TIE 2. italian beef sammich (more delish than french dip but possibly too messy and too heartburney to definitely beat out the standard french dip)
TIE 2. standard french dip
4. philly cheesesteak

.5 huge slab of wet roast beef with roast veg and potatoes smushed between two yorkshire puddings
.1 warm, damp live cow on brioche


ty heather papps and luvcow

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barnold posted:

wet moon beef, rarest of its kind


the dick and balls i can confirm but why would you put quotations around barbecue sauce it's literally more BBQ than most well-known of the southern sauces

I will fight you in the street, this is treason against my people's cuisine of the low country

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SAUCE FIGHT

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barnold

...but i didnt finish




no one can win a sauce fight against me. this is a real picture of me irl

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barnold posted:

no one can win a sauce fight against me. this is a real picture of me irl



I worked my way up from busser/dishwasher at a lovely diner up to sous chef for some well heeled fine dining places, come at me, I can show you barbecue sauce and that ain't it, buddy.

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Also real talk the combo of mayo and barbecue is just not my thing. I'm sure other people like it but it's too wet.

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Teddy Thunders posted:

Also real talk the combo of mayo and barbecue is just not my thing. I'm sure other people like it but it's too wet.

Mayo is essential on a good roast beast poboy and the wet is part of the charm imo




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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Mayo is essential on a good roast beast poboy and the wet is part of the charm imo

Mayo is a crime in these here forums.

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Mayo on barbecue though yeah, thatís hosed up. Iíll allow the Mayo in the cole slaw dressing but only if the cole slaw is on an eastern NC style pulled pork Sammich that doesnít really have sauce on it anyway




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

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Teddy Thunders posted:

Mayo is a crime in these here forums.

Mayo is life eat mayo everyday I sure do




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

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There are a few good sandwiches that donít use mayonnaise but turkey sandwich? Gotta have mayo.


My phone keeps trying to make turkey and mayo capitalized. YES IPHONE I AM CLEARLY HAVE A DETAILED DISCUSSION ABOUT COUNTY MAYO LIKE I OBVIOUSLY DO ALL THE TIME!!!!




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My people don't eat mayo unless it's in potato salad and even then there better be a lot of mustard and it better be Actual Auntie Style Potato Salad.

I cried a lot in Korea my first year alone there I'm ngl, they were super mayo obsessed about twenty years ago.

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Like I legitimately get gaggy if I have to eat it. The only good condiment on a roasted beast, especially a French dip, is pure grated horseradish.

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All your other opinions about mayonnaise are sadly mistaken, but I will agree that a french dip is one of the rare sandwiches which is not improved by mayo




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

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I was seriously traumatized by mayo as a child.

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sk posted:

I've accepted that I'm not getting one tonight, but it looks like my only local option is papa john's dangelos has done good ones though

If you're at d'angelo's and you don't get the pastrami, you made a mistake

google THIS



Beef on Weck has entered the battle

nut


not dipping the crusty bread so that it shears a million tiny slashes in my palate and gums as i try to eat the sandwich. Taking a sip of au jus and letting it sit in my mouth, absorbing directly to the bloodstream

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barnold posted:

your ranking is missing the best beefwich variety: the north shore roast beef



This thing looks like it just hatched out of a veiny pulsating alien egg sac that was also covered in an inexplicable greasy brown film

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

If you're at d'angelo's and you don't get the pastrami, you made a mistake

I did not see pastrami on the menu, but I did get a thanksgiving and it was delicious. the french dip dream continues, maybe thursday once I've recovered from my microchips


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google THIS posted:

This thing looks like it just hatched out of a veiny pulsating alien egg sac that was also covered in an inexplicable greasy brown film

turn on your monitor


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Teddy Thunders posted:

I was seriously traumatized by mayo as a child.

Same but rye bread

Mayo was only used for tuna and egg (barf) salad amongst my people, which is weird because we are midwestern white people so you would think but...its probably the scandi thing. OTOH there was nothing that could not be improved by dill, the all purpose spice.


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the thing that singlehandedly made me think that canned tuna was good, not horrible, was the pan bagnat sandwich

sometimes you need to have a transcendent experience to completely change your outlook on a food

also pan bagnat sandwiches are loving amazing, make yourself one according to calvin trillin's recipe and face your arteries to bloodshed


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Manifisto posted:

the thing that singlehandedly made me think that canned tuna was good, not horrible, was the pan bagnat sandwich

sometimes you need to have a transcendent experience to completely change your outlook on a food

also pan bagnat sandwiches are loving amazing, make yourself one according to calvin trillin's recipe and face your arteries to bloodshed

This is a think I will explore further, thanks orb!


OMGVBFLOL posted:

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sk

(ヤイケス!)




dang I want an egg salad sandwich now

Dip Viscous



*glares at dipping container*

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Bilirubin posted:

Same but rye bread

Mayo was only used for tuna and egg (barf) salad amongst my people, which is weird because we are midwestern white people so you would think but...its probably the scandi thing. OTOH there was nothing that could not be improved by dill, the all purpose spice.

I would literally kill a man for a Reuben on marble rye right now

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Thinking bout dem dips

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Ok. I'm gonna get a vegan french dip if I can get it curbside tonight. There's a place here that does interesting things with mushrooms, perhaps you recall my previous adventures getting the intense, delicious mushroom pastrami or the incredible smoky mushroom paté. It is this place, folks, and that means it's either going to be real good or I'm probably going to feel my soul leave my body in disappointment.

barnold

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vegan dip.....

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It'll be good trust me. They haven't led me astray yet.

barnold

...but i didnt finish




it'll be good.....for me to poop on!!!

barnold

...but i didnt finish




i thought about it and it might actually be good for me to poop OUT too, i hear vegan food does that. lots of fiber

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I would literally kill a man for a Reuben on marble rye right now

oh very same I am over it. Turns out my reaction was to the caraway seeds anyway


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
google THIS



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google THIS posted:

ppl throwing a lot of shave itt

I'm flingin' barbasol, bitch


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I haven't had a pastrami on rye in a while. My dad used to make them sometimes on the griddle.

Edit: I was thinking of a Reuben!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:03 on May 4, 2021

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