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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

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Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011


I think my ironic posting gave me prodromal schizophrenia

Also, my burrito is neither huge nor gross enough.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004


Problems only goons can have, CYOA Edition.

You see someone new enter the Goons-only channel of the NGU Discord.

A) Say hi in the channel and chat like a regular human being.
B) Do not say anything.
C) Send them a PM trying to get to know them better.
D) SAY S̼͐ͮͤ̚͜A̘̙̟̲̠̦͡Y͍͔̯̗̜͑́ͮ̊ͦ̽͞ ̴͓̗̮̖̮̄ͣͮͥ͌̚G̛̻͚̤̩̳̗ͬ̑̾O̠̖̘̳̓̂̽͋̆̈O̼ͪ̽͝D̬̦͈͔̝̟͊̽͋ ̬̱͇̺͖̙̆̒̍ͧ̓̽̑͜M͇̗ͪ͊̌Ō̫̪̭ͫ͐ͧ̊̆̀Ṛ̘̔̀͊͗ͩ̌N͎̯̻̟͋͂̂̀ͨÌ͖̠̟̳̔͌ͤ͢ͅͅN̵G̛̗̐̌ͥ̍ͯ ̮͖̞͑N̄͗ͯ̒̈ͮI̢͍̺̰ͫ̉C̭͔̟͊̿̍ͮK̸̯̳̾̋ͤ̆.͑̅ͬ̓͏̺̤̹̱͎͕̳ ̛̹̳͇̗̗ͤ̏͑̆G̔ͤ̍̑̔̈́̑O͔̥̖̟͑͆ͥͯ̑̀̀́ͅO̩̻̠̼̽̋̒̃͆͂͒D̰͎͈́̅̽̌ͬͅ ͔̯̀ͬ̂̎̿͋͑M̹͕̱̆͋͞O͎̤̞̗̼R͉̱͇ͤ̍ͨN̢͚͓̮͚ͣ̄I͚̝̰͂ͥͭ͗̒̕N̢̤͖Ġ̷̖͙̊͆̿ ͔͇̺̿N̫̱̐ͨ͜I̻͈̙̎̑ͭ̾C̝̭͖̮̃̿̏̚K̸̫͙̋͋ͩ̊̿̓.̛̫̲͎̜̞̟ͩ͒͗̄͗ͯ̚ SAY IT. say g
D)
D) YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. GOOD MORN



DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Elentor posted:

Problems only goons can have, CYOA Edition.

You see someone new enter the Goons-only channel of the NGU Discord.

A) Say hi in the channel and chat like a regular human being.
B) Do not say anything.
C) Send them a PM trying to get to know them better.
D) SAY S̼͐ͮͤ̚͜A̘̙̟̲̠̦͡Y͍͔̯̗̜͑́ͮ̊ͦ̽͞ ̴͓̗̮̖̮̄ͣͮͥ͌̚G̛̻͚̤̩̳̗ͬ̑̾O̠̖̘̳̓̂̽͋̆̈O̼ͪ̽͝D̬̦͈͔̝̟͊̽͋ ̬̱͇̺͖̙̆̒̍ͧ̓̽̑͜M͇̗ͪ͊̌Ō̫̪̭ͫ͐ͧ̊̆̀Ṛ̘̔̀͊͗ͩ̌N͎̯̻̟͋͂̂̀ͨÌ͖̠̟̳̔͌ͤ͢ͅͅN̵G̛̗̐̌ͥ̍ͯ ̮͖̞͑N̄͗ͯ̒̈ͮI̢͍̺̰ͫ̉C̭͔̟͊̿̍ͮK̸̯̳̾̋ͤ̆.͑̅ͬ̓͏̺̤̹̱͎͕̳ ̛̹̳͇̗̗ͤ̏͑̆G̔ͤ̍̑̔̈́̑O͔̥̖̟͑͆ͥͯ̑̀̀́ͅO̩̻̠̼̽̋̒̃͆͂͒D̰͎͈́̅̽̌ͬͅ ͔̯̀ͬ̂̎̿͋͑M̹͕̱̆͋͞O͎̤̞̗̼R͉̱͇ͤ̍ͨN̢͚͓̮͚ͣ̄I͚̝̰͂ͥͭ͗̒̕N̢̤͖Ġ̷̖͙̊͆̿ ͔͇̺̿N̫̱̐ͨ͜I̻͈̙̎̑ͭ̾C̝̭͖̮̃̿̏̚K̸̫͙̋͋ͩ̊̿̓.̛̫̲͎̜̞̟ͩ͒͗̄͗ͯ̚ SAY IT. say g
D)
D) YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. GOOD MORN





> tell Nick (from RudeWeb) to line em up

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


This wouldn't be happening if you would spend more time with Nick.


Just think of Nick from now on.


Just Nick.


Just Nick.


Valko
Sep 17, 2015


"Oh, christ! That's soooo loving grossssssss!!!!11"

*Right-Click; Save Image as...*

*now has trouble remembering which folder I last uploaded to imgur from*

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011


The siding to my house is melted because I barbecued too close to it.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

I have ? 5 accounts because if you lost your password resetting it didn't work for years.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Elentor posted:

Problems only goons can have, CYOA Edition.

You see someone new enter the Goons-only channel of the NGU Discord.

A) Say hi in the channel and chat like a regular human being.
B) Do not say anything.
C) Send them a PM trying to get to know them better.
D) SAY S̼͐ͮͤ̚͜A̘̙̟̲̠̦͡Y͍͔̯̗̜͑́ͮ̊ͦ̽͞ ̴͓̗̮̖̮̄ͣͮͥ͌̚G̛̻͚̤̩̳̗ͬ̑̾O̠̖̘̳̓̂̽͋̆̈O̼ͪ̽͝D̬̦͈͔̝̟͊̽͋ ̬̱͇̺͖̙̆̒̍ͧ̓̽̑͜M͇̗ͪ͊̌Ō̫̪̭ͫ͐ͧ̊̆̀Ṛ̘̔̀͊͗ͩ̌N͎̯̻̟͋͂̂̀ͨÌ͖̠̟̳̔͌ͤ͢ͅͅN̵G̛̗̐̌ͥ̍ͯ ̮͖̞͑N̄͗ͯ̒̈ͮI̢͍̺̰ͫ̉C̭͔̟͊̿̍ͮK̸̯̳̾̋ͤ̆.͑̅ͬ̓͏̺̤̹̱͎͕̳ ̛̹̳͇̗̗ͤ̏͑̆G̔ͤ̍̑̔̈́̑O͔̥̖̟͑͆ͥͯ̑̀̀́ͅO̩̻̠̼̽̋̒̃͆͂͒D̰͎͈́̅̽̌ͬͅ ͔̯̀ͬ̂̎̿͋͑M̹͕̱̆͋͞O͎̤̞̗̼R͉̱͇ͤ̍ͨN̢͚͓̮͚ͣ̄I͚̝̰͂ͥͭ͗̒̕N̢̤͖Ġ̷̖͙̊͆̿ ͔͇̺̿N̫̱̐ͨ͜I̻͈̙̎̑ͭ̾C̝̭͖̮̃̿̏̚K̸̫͙̋͋ͩ̊̿̓.̛̫̲͎̜̞̟ͩ͒͗̄͗ͯ̚ SAY IT. say g
D)
D) YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. GOOD MORN





So did you say it?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Well I guess my "I want you to choke-choke-chocobo me" Simpsons crossover card is ALSO going into the trash. Seems a waste.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Good morning, Nick.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.



Elentor posted:

While we're at it I once heard a loving cursed flirt, completely unrelated to any of those stories, that was "if I dress like Aeris will you impale me" and I don't wish upon anyone to hear such loving cursed words irl.

This has happened at cons more than once I assure you

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Sid Vicious posted:

Good morning, Nick.

and a good morning to you as well nick.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



*Out of sync on all the memes
*Thinks everyone's doing emojis wrong
*Has to translate from extremely-online whilst carefully disowning it
*Must pretend not to have seen shock images
*Can't explain why you're so good at photoshop
*May get mistaken for Reddit user

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Xaintrailles posted:

*Out of sync on all the memes
*Thinks everyone's doing emojis wrong
*Has to translate from extremely-online whilst carefully disowning it
*Must pretend not to have seen shock images
*Can't explain why you're so good at photoshop
*May get mistaken for Reddit user

Ha
It's a perfect list^

Grevlek
Jan 10, 2004

go cow go

So the only thing I can think of, is when you see someone who might be a goon u walk on over doff the fedora and shout "STAIRS?"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



seeing someone reading the forums on their phone irl and having a panic attack and running away

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


Circus pubes

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Saying "Hello old friend" when friends throw the goatman at me while I give the when I look at it.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


Can't make photoshops about a murdered teenage girl because they're too cliche.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

syntaxfunction posted:

I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't.

I met a fake goon. Someone saw me in college and said he had an account. Later in the semester he was taking a test and our instructor pulled up his monitor during class and not only was he logged off but he admitted to lying about posting.

Like it was some badge of honor of having an account. Its 10 loving dollars.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

My girlfriend looked at me strangely when I laughed at someone saying the phrase "lemon party" and then I explained what it made me think of from the internet.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Schweinhund posted:

Can't make photoshops about a murdered teenage girl because they're too cliche.

if you say okay boomer this guy will post a QCS thread

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

syntaxfunction posted:

I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't.

I did. She (lol) was interesting.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




syntaxfunction posted:

I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't.

I've met up with quite a few goons over the years. All over the spectrum from normal to weird as gently caress like you might imagine.
I imagine depending on what point in my life they met me they'd probably place me in the weird as gently caress side so fair is fair.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004


PinheadSlim posted:

A girl who was interested in me asked me to "be her Goku"

I'll be honest nothing turns me off more than a partner talking about games or anime after all this poo poo I posted and others I enjoy the normiest motherfuckers I can find.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Elentor posted:

I'll be honest nothing turns me off more than a partner talking about games or anime after all this poo poo I posted and others I enjoy the normiest motherfuckers I can find.

Being normal IS exotic here

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Schweinhund posted:

Can't make photoshops about a murdered teenage girl because they're too cliche.

God, how long has it been since we've seen one of those?

Elentor posted:

I'll be honest nothing turns me off more than a partner talking about games or anime after all this poo poo I posted and others I enjoy the normiest motherfuckers I can find.

I'm team normie, common interests is cool and good but I am way over my quota on games and anime. currently looking for gym partners and people who enjoy photography. something to be said for being present in the real world when one can be

posted from my bed after four straight hours of hades

zgrowler2 fucked around with this message at 02:59 on May 4, 2021

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

zgrowler2 posted:

God, how long has it been since we've seen one of those?

Hopefully we've seen the last one. That's the most vile meme this site has ever produced by a wide margin.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8flLpb3zXA

Reference to a resume for video editing / acting skills

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

As seen in Gladiator!

Foot fell off

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this

I have no socks and I must poop

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990

Grimey Drawer

Allowing hope to rekindle and believing that, this time, for sure,the CYOA OP really really means it and won’t abandon this game.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004


I just realized I have a CYOA going for 2 years now, what the Christ.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




syntaxfunction posted:

I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't.

asl?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


syntaxfunction posted:

I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't.

I've met plenty of goons and all of them smelled marginal to okay. Not one true stinker in the bunch.

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


I made a thread yesterday I thought would be fun that got only six replies. It was one of those instances where you stare at the preview post for several minutes contemplating on whether your opinion would be a hit or a dud.

Goon problem: more huge pig balls, less Ghostbuster II soundtrack songs.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

and it was all going so well...


Nap Ghost

You Are A Elf posted:

Goon problem: more huge pig balls

I also got a "what the gently caress is wrong with you" when laughing and showing my wife the huge pig balls with poo.

I suspect my sense of humor has been irrevocably miscalibrated.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


The Butcher posted:

I also got a "what the gently caress is wrong with you" when laughing and showing my wife the huge pig balls with poo.

I suspect my sense of humor has been irrevocably miscalibrated.

Should have shown her the other huge pig balls.

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