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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

You Are A Elf posted:

I made a thread yesterday I thought would be fun that got only six replies. It was one of those instances where you stare at the preview post for several minutes contemplating on whether your opinion would be a hit or a dud.

Goon problem: more huge pig balls, less Ghostbuster II soundtrack songs.

Threads are weird! You never know

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

just post

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

CONSTANT ACCIDENTAL lovely SNIPING

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

own your posting

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

own your posting

Oh I do

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


I pity the goon who doesn't post what they want at all times.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


AlphariusOmegon posted:

Actually not as easy as you think it is, given most of them have girl characters too - At least in modern times these individuals have largely turned their creepiness at each other resulting in some of just the most degenerate behavior to technically take place in public (If behind the closed doors of PMs).

I know because my MMORPG strategy has long been making girl characters and having people give me free poo poo and that well has been running dry for YEARS now.

Unlike most problems ITT, this one is easily fixable.

Just advertise yourself as a domme looking for pay pigs. That's just the modern way of signaling that you are interested in people who will pay your subscription sub and give you game items in exchange for nothing but verbal (textbased?) abuse.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

and it was all going so well...


Nap Ghost

See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009



This was clearly inspired by Dusa, the Gorgon Maid. Which means that the biggest problem with it is that everything from the neck down is completely inaccurate.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


The Butcher posted:

See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

Itís art. Hope this helps.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Meme Poker Party posted:

Itís art. Hope this helps.

"Art."

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



The Butcher posted:

See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

booty

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

The Butcher posted:

See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

gorgons are 2500 years old. Nothing new,

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

and it was all going so well...


Nap Ghost


Kinda want to sneak a print into the Louvre, put it up, and see how the tourists react.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

The Butcher posted:

Kinda want to sneak a print into the Louvre

She has the archaic smile after all

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Thinking some goon memes are excruciatingly unfunny while everyone else in the thread can't help but rush in, blue in the face and tripping over themselves, to make the same exact joke for 5 pages straight.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Looking at signs for the Designer Shoe Warehouse and thinking Dad Gay, So What?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Doesnít ďgetĒ FYAD

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

*gets fyad, has prodromal schizophrenia*

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



I accidentally listen to goons and take their advice sometimes.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler


Sometimes I wonder if people mistake me for the "carried a printer 3 miles to a girl's house" guy due to my av

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


no one ever taught me how to Dougie and now it's too late

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


Wants to be crab

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Failed med school due to my radical studies and ardent beliefs re: piss storage and balls.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011


Buys a piano while blasted on the jooce.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Lieutenant Dan posted:

Sometimes I wonder if people mistake me for the "carried a printer 3 miles to a girl's house" guy due to my av

Probably not unless you're also posting from beyond the grave.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

low key sex master posted:

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler


Kirk Vikernes posted:

Probably not unless you're also posting from beyond the grave.

wait hold up he died?!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Lieutenant Dan posted:

Sometimes I wonder if people mistake me for the "carried a printer 3 miles to a girl's house" guy due to my av

Probably not because you aren't dead

lol efb

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Lieutenant Dan posted:

wait hold up he died?!

We're all dead, Lieutenant.

*cue Lieutenant Dan having Sixth Sense style I'm-dead-too meltdown*

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Lieutenant Dan posted:

wait hold up he died?!

Killed himself, unless I'm getting my tragic goon stories mixed up. It's certainly possible.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


After all, have we not all carried a metaphorical printer for the ladies in our lives?

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Playing World of Warcraft in the hospital waiting room while your child is being born.

Catalina
May 20, 2008



I was talking with a friend who works as a Social Media Manager, and commented that I thought it was a bit ironic that people on Something Awful have a very elitist attitude about Reddit.

Her laugh was not charitable.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




lol social media manager

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

own your posting

you can't, like, own a post man

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011


Problems only goons can have: gave money to Lowtax, gently caress.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




yikes! posted:

you can't, like, own a post man

You could if you turned it into an NFT.

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Soon: Someone turned your post into an NFT and sold it. Buyer realizes your posts loving suck and are worth negative money, try to recoup their loss from you.

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