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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

You Are A Elf posted:

I made a thread yesterday I thought would be fun that got only six replies. It was one of those instances where you stare at the preview post for several minutes contemplating on whether your opinion would be a hit or a dud.

Goon problem: more huge pig balls, less Ghostbuster II soundtrack songs.

Threads are weird! You never know

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
just post

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
CONSTANT ACCIDENTAL lovely SNIPING

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
own your posting

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

own your posting

Oh I do

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I pity the goon who doesn't post what they want at all times.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

AlphariusOmegon posted:

Actually not as easy as you think it is, given most of them have girl characters too - At least in modern times these individuals have largely turned their creepiness at each other resulting in some of just the most degenerate behavior to technically take place in public (If behind the closed doors of PMs).

I know because my MMORPG strategy has long been making girl characters and having people give me free poo poo and that well has been running dry for YEARS now.

Unlike most problems ITT, this one is easily fixable.

Just advertise yourself as a domme looking for pay pigs. That's just the modern way of signaling that you are interested in people who will pay your subscription sub and give you game items in exchange for nothing but verbal (textbased?) abuse.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

This was clearly inspired by Dusa, the Gorgon Maid. Which means that the biggest problem with it is that everything from the neck down is completely inaccurate.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Butcher posted:

See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

It’s art. Hope this helps.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Meme Poker Party posted:

It’s art. Hope this helps.

"Art."

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


The Butcher posted:

See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

booty

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

The Butcher posted:

See? That made me laugh. It shouldn't do that.

Someone totally got off to a maid/cook who is a Twi'lek crossed with an Asari crossed with an octopus.

And the uniform has an exposed butt/junk.

Somebody may have even paid to have that made.

What the hell is wrong with humanity? We may have pushed things too far.

gorgons are 2500 years old. Nothing new,

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Kinda want to sneak a print into the Louvre, put it up, and see how the tourists react.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The Butcher posted:

Kinda want to sneak a print into the Louvre

She has the archaic smile after all

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Thinking some goon memes are excruciatingly unfunny while everyone else in the thread can't help but rush in, blue in the face and tripping over themselves, to make the same exact joke for 5 pages straight.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Looking at signs for the Designer Shoe Warehouse and thinking Dad Gay, So What?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Doesn’t “get” FYAD

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*gets fyad, has prodromal schizophrenia*

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I accidentally listen to goons and take their advice sometimes.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
Sometimes I wonder if people mistake me for the "carried a printer 3 miles to a girl's house" guy due to my av

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
no one ever taught me how to Dougie and now it's too late

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Wants to be crab

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Failed med school due to my radical studies and ardent beliefs re: piss storage and balls.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Buys a piano while blasted on the jooce.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Lieutenant Dan posted:

Sometimes I wonder if people mistake me for the "carried a printer 3 miles to a girl's house" guy due to my av

Probably not unless you're also posting from beyond the grave.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

low key sex master posted:

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints

:lol:

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Probably not unless you're also posting from beyond the grave.

wait hold up he died?!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Lieutenant Dan posted:

Sometimes I wonder if people mistake me for the "carried a printer 3 miles to a girl's house" guy due to my av

Probably not because you aren't dead

lol efb

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Lieutenant Dan posted:

wait hold up he died?!

We're all dead, Lieutenant.

*cue Lieutenant Dan having Sixth Sense style I'm-dead-too meltdown*

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Lieutenant Dan posted:

wait hold up he died?!

Killed himself, unless I'm getting my tragic goon stories mixed up. It's certainly possible.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
After all, have we not all carried a metaphorical printer for the ladies in our lives?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Playing World of Warcraft in the hospital waiting room while your child is being born.

Catalina
May 20, 2008



I was talking with a friend who works as a Social Media Manager, and commented that I thought it was a bit ironic that people on Something Awful have a very elitist attitude about Reddit.

Her laugh was not charitable.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



lol social media manager

feller
Jul 5, 2006


WILDTURKEY101 posted:

own your posting

you can't, like, own a post man

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Problems only goons can have: gave money to Lowtax, gently caress.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



yikes! posted:

you can't, like, own a post man

You could if you turned it into an NFT.

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Soon: Someone turned your post into an NFT and sold it. Buyer realizes your posts loving suck and are worth negative money, try to recoup their loss from you.

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