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Vim Fuego

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





The taint is almost the full width of the wang


No I don't gently caress I just 69

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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




a perfectly balanced choad would need more airflow than we're used 2 fathoming.

NO MORE CHAFING™ liquid cooled©

prepuce repurposed

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Vim Fuego posted:

The taint is almost the full width of the wang

are we talking about tucking or??

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reference choad. the vitruvian man, but exclusively for uncommonly stout genitals. like how they keep john holmes' humdinger in a museum so the world can have a common reference for how long 12 inches really is. a yardstick for things not to come

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if Rembrandt painted a painting of this whole genital area it'd look like a still life of a bowl of just loving oranges. That's the level of geometric perfection we're talking about here, this choad

google THIS



(Thanos voice) Perfectly balanced. As all taints should be.

nut


it just looks like three balls

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

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I heard that when this dude got circumsized the doctor suddenly understood how to calculate the circumference of a circle

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

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a yardstick for things not to come

this has not received enough love,



DOPE FIEND KILLA G



i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. a perfectly balanced choad poised upon two taut balls. i've seen semen drip in the dark onto a faultless taint. all these things will be lost like tears in rain

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<--thank u chubby checkers

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Bacon Taco posted:

this has not received enough love,

thank you. as it happens, I'm still contemplating the choad

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



inside every man is a choad waiting to be let out

v vanisher made this one
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<--thank u chubby checkers

FutonForensic



SET width TO 1.0
SET length TO 1.0
SET height TO 1.0

WARNING. WARNING.
PERFECT CHOAD DETECTED.

Gramps





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcotYF3aNVM

DOPE FIEND KILLA G




this is one of my all time favorite sketches and i think about those last two scenes, "and then tragedy struck...CAPTAIN tragedy" and then his head in the fishbowl, literally all the time. man that poo poo is so funny

v vanisher made this one
https://giant.gfycat.com/ShortIllfatedAmurratsnake.webm <sid made this one
<--thank u chubby checkers

Gramps





DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

this is one of my all time favorite sketches and i think about those last two scenes, "and then tragedy struck...CAPTAIN tragedy" and then his head in the fishbowl, literally all the time. man that poo poo is so funny

Picking a favorite Mr Show sketch is drat near impossible

FutonForensic





by Khanstant

wimsy



drivign a trucke with a WIDE CHOAD sticker on the back

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Unbalanced choads are dangerous, stay safe out there

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