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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Despite Hugh Jackman's protests that you should never order the swordfish steak John Travolta insists he do so in 60 seconds as one of his henchman puts a steak knife to his throat and the maître d' furiously tugs him under the table. Heavy techno start playing over the sound system.

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Heather Papps


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i've heard rumour on the dark web there is a version of the blowjob hacker scene were halle berry distracts our hero by pouring blue fluid on a tampon


tyvm hbag

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I can't remember but do they carry a bus on a helicopter or something. If not then add a scene where they do.

Everyone on the bus is getting a blowjob. From John Travolta.

Luvcow




Heather Papps posted:

i've heard rumour on the dark web there is a version of the blowjob hacker scene were halle berry distracts our hero by pouring blue fluid on a tampon

wimsy



Swordfish: Hello.

John T: Finally, the swordfish.

Swordfish: now that I'm here, the name makes sense.

Stoner Sloth



Prurient Squid posted:

I can't remember but do they carry a bus on a helicopter or something. If not then add a scene where they do.

Everyone on the bus is getting a blowjob. From John Travolta.

things are complicated when they find out there is a bomb and they have to keep the blowjob above 50 or it will explode

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Heather Papps posted:

i've heard rumour on the dark web there is a version of the blowjob hacker scene were halle berry distracts our hero by pouring blue fluid on a tampon

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Stoner Sloth posted:

things are complicated when they find out there is a bomb and they have to keep the blowjob above 50 or it will explode

Ventral EggSac



Hugh Jackman types fast on the computer to assemble the virus and on a screen we see arms and legs attach to a body, then the head. As the nose and lips set into place it's him, it's Huge Mungo

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


John Travolta's use of the story of Edison electrocuting an elephant comes back in a flashback to explain the sudden appearance of the dick sucking trolly bot and it delivering an explosive orgasm at the climax () of the film.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:53 on May 4, 2021

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