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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Swordfish deleted scenes
 
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Escape From Noise

 Despite Hugh Jackman's protests that you should never order the swordfish steak John Travolta insists he do so in 60 seconds as one of his henchman puts a steak knife to his throat and the maître d' furiously tugs him under the table. Heavy techno start playing over the sound system.

* # ? May 3, 2021 13:59
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i've heard rumour on the dark web there is a version of the blowjob hacker scene were halle berry distracts our hero by pouring blue fluid on a tampon



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? May 3, 2021 16:56
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I can't remember but do they carry a bus on a helicopter or something. If not then add a scene where they do.

Everyone on the bus is getting a blowjob. From John Travolta.

* # ? May 3, 2021 18:05
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Heather Papps posted:

i've heard rumour on the dark web there is a version of the blowjob hacker scene were halle berry distracts our hero by pouring blue fluid on a tampon
* # ? May 3, 2021 18:18
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wimsy

 Swordfish: Hello.

John T: Finally, the swordfish.

Swordfish: now that I'm here, the name makes sense.

* # ? May 3, 2021 23:19
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Stoner Sloth

Prurient Squid posted:

I can't remember but do they carry a bus on a helicopter or something. If not then add a scene where they do.

Everyone on the bus is getting a blowjob. From John Travolta.

things are complicated when they find out there is a bomb and they have to keep the blowjob above 50 or it will explode

* # ? May 4, 2021 01:47
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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

i've heard rumour on the dark web there is a version of the blowjob hacker scene were halle berry distracts our hero by pouring blue fluid on a tampon
* # ? May 4, 2021 02:28
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Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

things are complicated when they find out there is a bomb and they have to keep the blowjob above 50 or it will explode
* # ? May 4, 2021 03:49
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Ventral EggSac

 Hugh Jackman types fast on the computer to assemble the virus and on a screen we see arms and legs attach to a body, then the head. As the nose and lips set into place it's him, it's Huge Mungo

* # ? May 4, 2021 04:48
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Escape From Noise

 John Travolta's use of the story of Edison electrocuting an elephant comes back in a flashback to explain the sudden appearance of the dick sucking trolly bot and it delivering an explosive orgasm at the climax (;)) of the film.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:53 on May 4, 2021
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