MLB GDT Week 5: Theres No Crying in Baseball!

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Loud clearly audible "gently caress the astros" and "rear end in a top hat" chants on ESPN. You love to see it

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I shoulda went to this game lol. Looks like alot of fun.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 00:29

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Frazier is loving brutal. Can't wait till both him and Hicks are gone.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 00:33 on May 5, 2021

# ¿ May 5, 2021 00:31

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Yankees really should've blown this game open in the first inning and because Frazier and Hicks are utter garbage they didn't. 1 run game now.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 01:12

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The homeplate ump in the Yankee game is horrible.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 01:26

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nodoze posted:

I wish Domingo German would go away

And he can take Hicks, Frazier and Odor with him.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 01:36

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Yankees are not a good offensive team.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 01:58

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

That was a pretty sick double play by Torres/Ushella

Gleyber is only a good defender on that side of 2B lol

# ¿ May 5, 2021 02:10

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

STAC Goat posted:

Cowards!

https://twitter.com/stephapstein/status/1389717652889821187

That is the most tame friggin thing ever that couldn't hurt anyone lol.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 02:19

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

2 run Bregman error. heh

# ¿ May 5, 2021 02:25

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I've never seen a play like that.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 02:26

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

You know Stanton is locked in when he's hitting singles the other way heh.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 02:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I like a gently caress ALTUVE chant when he's just out there on the field playing and not even at bat

As if there was ever a bad time for it.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 02:59

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

STAC Goat posted:

Michael Kay loves pointing out that the booing Yankee fans don't care about Gurriel.

They were chanting "you're racist" at him.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 00:41

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Very cool that Aaron Hicks is signed for like 19 more years.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 00:46

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Fat Astros pitcher with a mullet throws at DJLM and Stanton takes him into the bleachers. You love to see it.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 01:08

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

STAC Goat posted:

I dunno if that HBP was intentional but Stanton murdering a 2 run HR after is the right answer either way.

I'm fine with Altuve or Bregman taking one in the back too.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 01:09

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It's May 7th. Torres has 0 homers and Frazier and Sanchez are like both bottom 5 hitters in the majors. Yankees killing it with player development.

200 million dollar payroll and they have FOUR GUYS hitting under 180 in the lineup HAHAHAHA

# ¿ May 6, 2021 01:32

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

ProperCoochie posted:

Hey now, there's always Miguel "Runner up to ROTY in 2018" Andujar

Another young player whose career has gone in the shitter with the Yankees.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 01:48

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

R.D. Mangles posted:

ok we'll take gleyber back

They probably should've traded him a year or 2 years ago. He's an asset that is rapidly losing value.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 02:00

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

STAC Goat posted:

mcmagic does not have GM powers, thank loving god.

I could probably build a .500 roster if you gave me 200 million to spend. It's not rocket science.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 02:07

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

STAC Goat posted:

You and every WFAN caller.

Meanwhile the worst trade in history keeps hitting.

LOL it's not the worst trade in history but it's a bad trade. He's also really loving locked in now which is nice because no one else is.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 02:09

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Literally every yankee can't hit now but Stanton. Still a terrible hitting team.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 02:58

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Aaron Hicks is really slightly less awful as a righty hitter.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 03:17

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It's really insane how good Chapman has been this year. This is by far the best he's been as a Yankee.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 03:39

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

STAC Goat posted:

I'm taking way too much joy from Jose Altuve being serenaded with "gently caress Your Birthday."

Yankee fans rule.

This ump isn't calling anything above the waist a strike.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 18:30 on May 6, 2021

# ¿ May 6, 2021 18:16

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

lol Stanton is unconscious.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 19:00

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

mikeraskol posted:

Judge right now is about as bad as Stanton is good.

7 strikeouts in a row lol

# ¿ May 6, 2021 19:07

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It's kinda funny that the Yankees are still basically a brutally terrible hitting team other than 1 guy and they are winning games and over 500.

Losing on that cheating piece of poo poo hitting a homer pretty much erases the rest of the good series lol.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 20:34 on May 6, 2021

# ¿ May 6, 2021 19:18

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I understand when good lefty hitters try to hit into the shift but Michael Ford is hitting like .097 and the entire left side is WIDE open. Better to look at strike 3 though.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 20:55

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Nothing better than when the shift blows in your face.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 21:00

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Yankee runs today are a Stanton homer, a Frazier 320 foot fly ball and the play by Gleyber. More dogshit offense.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 21:06

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I guess I would have signed up for 2 out of 3 but losing the Cole game is bullshit. Yankees are not a good team.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 21:25

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

And of course Urshela has a knee injury.

# ¿ May 6, 2021 21:29

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Why the hell did the Yankee stop starting games at 6:30?

https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/1390808976581971974

I hope this chant never goes away.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 00:22 on May 8, 2021

# ¿ May 7, 2021 23:46

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Taillon really is not good.

# ¿ May 8, 2021 00:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

LOL Frazier makes some INSANE catches despite being a bad outfielder.

# ¿ May 8, 2021 00:48

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Taillon is actually pitching an OK game. The Yankee offense remains pathetic even against a pitcher in Corbin who has been terrible this year.

# ¿ May 8, 2021 01:34

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Yankees once again self destructing. As bad teams tend to do.

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Yankees really are a terrible offensive team.

# ¿ May 8, 2021 22:43

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