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BigBadSteve posted:I'd suck his dick for a cool million, how much would the rest of you charge? Beat my offer. 2 cheeseburgers, final offer.
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Violet_Sky posted:People grow apart I guess? Its still pretty stupid I mean if you have more money than God why not go chase your happiness?
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May 4, 2021 00:42
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Bets now on Bill's rebound girl. I'm gonna go with... Ashley Judd.
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May 4, 2021 00:44
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abigserve posted:Same thing as bezos I wonder how this happens She just couldn't get over windows 8, man. None of us could.
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May 4, 2021 00:47
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pre-emptive lol for when he gets his new step-kid a $20 xbox store prepaid card for their birthday. *EDIT* you're not my real dad! I prefer playstation, BILL!
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May 4, 2021 00:49
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Bill Gates is going to buy a Realdoll and take it out in public as his new partner.
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May 4, 2021 00:51
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Somebody's about to make a mint on Only Fans.
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May 4, 2021 01:01
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Violet_Sky posted:What is it with Boomers and getting divorced once the kids have grown? They loving hate each other and have for decades and now they finally don’t have to tolerate each other “for the kids”.
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May 4, 2021 01:03
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Oof oof oof, Bill gates suckin all the dicks. 
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May 4, 2021 01:08
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One of them was probably banging a foundation staffer.
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May 4, 2021 01:09
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and suddenly 100% of microsoft's budget was redirected to creating a sex android
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abigserve posted:Same thing as bezos I wonder how this happens
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vandalism posted:and suddenly 100% of microsoft's budget was redirected to creating a sex android What makes you think Bill gates ISNT a sex Android?  I mean they try, you know. 
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May 4, 2021 01:13
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What if you went over to your grandmother's house and she's like I met a nice man at target
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May 4, 2021 01:18
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First Kim and Kanye, now Melinda and Bill!? If they can’t make it what chance do my wife and I have
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May 4, 2021 01:34
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Jungle fever time for Bill. You know what I'm talking about. Safari
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May 4, 2021 01:41
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BigBadSteve posted:I'd suck his dick for a cool million, how much would the rest of you charge? Beat my offer. A hug and some attention.
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May 4, 2021 01:42
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As long as you choose to not be billionaires you should have a chance.
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abigserve posted:Same thing as bezos I wonder how this happens On the flip side separating won't affect their lives in the slightest besides ending their relationship.
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abigserve posted:Same thing as bezos I wonder how this happens He decided "with my final 30 years of life I want to rail coke and motorboat models on my superyacht instead of be married to this nagging old windbag"
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:They loving hate each other and have for decades and now they finally don’t have to tolerate each other “for the kids”. What if they're still good friends tho?
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May 4, 2021 02:11
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Hookers & blow. Then he's gonna go down after a lengthy sting operation for stalking Melinda and Tiger Woods and Kanye are going to get netted collaterally for betting on live lobster racing in Elon Musk's garage
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May 4, 2021 02:42
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Skeet skeet, Mr Gates
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William Melinda
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May 4, 2021 04:39
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Time for some fresh booty, Bill.
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May 4, 2021 04:40
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BigBadSteve posted:I'd suck his dick for a cool million, how much would the rest of you charge? Beat my offer. one billion but trust me bill u will know where the extra money went
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May 4, 2021 04:40
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Bill's going to make a lot of late night boat trips out on Lake Washington to dump mysterious black bags
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May 4, 2021 04:47
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She wouldn't let him do the full Scrooge McDuck swim in the money in the big vault thing but now he can
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May 4, 2021 04:58
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Maybe hes gonna put himself into a crane operated mecha-suit and feast on the souls of nubile women like Michael Ironside's Overdog character in Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. I mean if anyone was gonna do it...
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May 4, 2021 05:09
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He probably tried the "men can squirt too, you know" argument with her
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May 4, 2021 05:12
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yeah, i think it was: 
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May 4, 2021 05:24
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to be real about it there are super rich who barely know their kids, respect if they were unhappy and stayed together so long for the kids' sakes
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May 4, 2021 05:30
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Ebola Roulette posted:She just couldn't get over windows 8, man. that was Ballmer 
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ArmZ posted:that was Ballmer Is that bald, red, fist shaking emoji meant to be Ballmer?
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May 4, 2021 08:34
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i guess she couldn't jump chair with him anymore
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May 4, 2021 08:41
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He’s going to gently caress a new model every night while high on multiple drugs right up until he decides to run the program that blue screen of deaths everyone on Earth who took the vaccine thus stopping global warming. Afterwards he and his harem will repopulate the Earth where he will live to 5000 years old using the secret anti aging serum. Every human will be his descendant and humanity will have achieved perfection, much like Windows 10.
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May 4, 2021 09:46
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Work on his posture
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May 4, 2021 09:58
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Make some doom wads
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May 4, 2021 10:33
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melinda is probably pissed about him opposing opening up the covid vaccine patents and bill is pissed that she doesn't eat rear end
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PinheadSlim posted:I'd suck Bill Gates for an avatar change I’d do it just to say that I have
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