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The most iconic couple in tech
This poll is closed.
Mark and Priscilla 2 2.60%
Bezos and whomever his new girlfriend is 2 2.60%
Serena Williams and that guy that started reddit 5 6.49%
esr and his guns 5 6.49%
rms and his toes 16 20.78%
ballmer and the microsoft mouse that looks like his sweat 7 9.09%
satya doen't need anybody 8 10.39%
steve jobs and cancer 20 25.97%
the woz and me (in my dreams) 12 15.58%
Total: 38 votes
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nvrgrls
Apr 24, 2004



so sad

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe


Doctor Rope

pity reply

nvrgrls
Apr 24, 2004



Is there already a thread about it?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice


open the flood gates

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


I told my friend who works at m$ that he should get married to bill gates, his boss, the president of microsoft

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



i’m gonna gently caress bill gates

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




bump_fn posted:

i’m gonna gently caress bill gates

yeah we all know how to google 'fckgw'

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


is this about the Jeffery Epstein money thing?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Melinda, if you're reading this - and i know you are - get in touch. We can make this work.

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004



lotta people realizing they can ask for a lot more in an indecent proposal situation

levels.xxx

Doom Mathematic
Sep 1, 2008


Jonny 290 posted:

yeah we all know how to google 'fckgw'

lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

https://twitter.com/shanaz8201/status/1389333813004746754

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Quit shakin' me, kid!


graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1389337379161452547

nvrgrls
Apr 24, 2004



https://twitter.com/cernovich/status/1389403945487933440?s=21

Lol

nvrgrls
Apr 24, 2004



What is even the point of getting divorced. Seriously just never see each other and keep having billions of dollars

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




nvrgrls posted:

What is even the point of getting divorced. Seriously just never see each other and keep having billions of dollars

you ever gently caress anybody else ever again you kiss your money goodbye?

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003


ok how is this actually good for the billionaires. because you know it wouldn't happen if it wasn't good for them

is it some tax dodge? she "gets" half the money but ohhh now it's not subject to ______? idk but if both bezos and gates are getting in on the divorce game, something is UP

tk
Dec 10, 2003



Nap Ghost

nvrgrls posted:

What is even the point of getting divorced. Seriously just never see each other and keep having billions of dollars

Oh no I only have 50 billion dollars shouldn’t have gotten that divorce.

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003


i feel like the answer to my question is the most obvious one possible: instead of one estate, there are now two estates

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.



i came here to do a thread about billg becoming a recently divorced dad type dude angry about getting stuck with zune while his wife took windows and missing his wifes big natural keyboard and annoyed at having to take care of clippy on the weekends but this thread is ok too i guess

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



I dream of a union of RMS and Melinda Gates, the new IT power couple

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



hope bill has a good prenup

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


married during the windows 3.1 age

it was the age of a good prenup

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream


Melinda, if you're reading this

...hello

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.



Fabricated posted:

Melinda, if you're reading this

...hello

melinda i kno ur tired of losers always failing to deliver on promises. unlike your ex, i successfully give away all my money at least once a month

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.



mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


maybe she just really wanted an iphone loving finally bill

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.



does billg even have a big supervillain yacht like paul allen or stebe? she wants the big boat, bill

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.



lamo

quote:

Bill Gates reportedly has his eye on the world’s first hydrogen-powered superyacht — a $644 million, environmentally friendly oasis on the sea with its own infinity pool, helipad, spa and gym.

...

However, the Dutch design firm Sinot insisted Monday that Aqua had yet to be sold to Gates,

...

He regularly takes superyacht vacations — but usually rents yachts rather than owning his own.

she doesnt want no rental pontoon billiam. she wanted the real thing

Soricidus
Oct 20, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

he couldn’t buy it, they refused to replace the helipad with a helsurface

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.



Soricidus posted:

he couldn’t buy it, they refused to replace the helipad with a helsurface

structurally integral alcantara hull

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Soricidus posted:

he couldn’t buy it, they refused to replace the helipad with a helsurface

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


honestly if i were a billionaire since i'd already be morally bankrupt i'd buy a supervillain yacht too

except i'd just make that my primary residence i think

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003




this photo has gone through some poo poo to end up in that quality

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



lol reverse image search. why? haha

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


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Jun 30, 2018


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