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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges





What food produces the best tasting burps? I just had ramen and these burps are gnarly, not very good in my opinion. The ramen was solid, but the burps are more funky and gross than pleasant.

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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



root beer

shirunei
Sep 7, 2018

I tried to run away. To take the easy way out. I'll live through the suffering. When I die, I want to feel like I did my best.

Verisimilidude posted:

What food produces the best tasting burps? I just had ramen and these burps are gnarly, not very good in my opinion. The ramen was solid, but the burps are more funky and gross than pleasant.

Middle aged and still eating ramen? wow

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Is there a way to hide a thread so I never have to see it again?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Dignity Van Houten posted:

Is there a way to hide a thread so I never have to see it again?

Turn off your monitor

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Dignity Van Houten posted:

Is there a way to hide a thread so I never have to see it again?

Even better

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




shirunei posted:

Middle aged and still eating ramen? wow

look at this disgusting poo poo for children

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



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shirunei
Sep 7, 2018

I tried to run away. To take the easy way out. I'll live through the suffering. When I die, I want to feel like I did my best.

The Walrus posted:

look at this disgusting poo poo for children



i said ramen not Ramen
sheesh

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




Garlic fries, sauerkraut, and beer.

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Haribo gummies

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Ask your mom how she feels about burping up my goop, OP

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

an entire bulb of roasted garlic

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

Peanut butter Captain Crunch cereal

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




altoids

wintergreen life savers

toothpaste

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM


Can't believe no one has said hot dog yet.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

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Dangit

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Hog meat

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!



ok here is the secret to delicious burps. take off your shirt and drink beer all day in the sun. no cover or sunscreen. when the sun goes down start a campfire and throw a can of baked beans on there. now find a stick and put two of your preferred hotdogs ( i use brats tbh) on it and roast it on the fire. get a pack of hotdog buns and open it up and take out two. now take a spoon and spoon out some baked beans onto the buns. place the dogs on top of the baked beans in the bun and eat both as the volcano hot juices run onto your bare chest. when finished eating, straighten your back and look directly at the full moon as a gentle breeze blows, putting the smell of the forest into your nostrils, plant your feet, and unleash the most delicious, life affirming burp hard into the night.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Ginger.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.







frogge posted:

Garlic fries and beer.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Linguine with white clam sauce

Heath
Apr 29, 2008




Came to post: This.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Ginger cookie s

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

I'm physically incapable of burping so I'm going to guess donuts.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

For me, it's a toss up between gyros and Italian sausage.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

I'm physically incapable of burping so I'm going to guess donuts.

do you fart extra?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


What about foods that taste the best if you throw them back up just a little bit? Not enough to spew or anything though? Do you sallow the tiny bit of puke or spit it out?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

One time my burps tasted strongly of Cheerios even though I hadn't had Cheerios in years and then I shat and puked for three days straight. This was over two decades ago and doesn't really relate to the topic, but that's pretty weird right?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


This sounds loving ridiculous but I've given this a lot of thought, OP. I like to trail run and one thing that always happens is some burping. Don't know if it's just from bouncing up and down or what. So anyway, I started to realize that some foods, if I ate them before I ran, were truly loving rancid when I burped while running. With a little experimentation I found that the food that has the most pleasant "taste" coming back up as a burp is carrot sticks dipped in peanut butter. It literally tastes just like carrots dipped in peanut butter. Amazing.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

If you belch after drinking a fat tire (the beer) it tastes like a Costco hot dog. I can only assume that consuming the beer and dog simultaneously would result in the greatest dog burp of all time.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




dr. pepper, I know it's not food but it's that

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

if you eat taco bell then burp it tastes like taco bell and also if you fart it smells like taco bell. its a full cycle throughout your body and very healthy

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


The Breakfast Sampler posted:

dr. pepper, I know it's not food but it's that

Literally came in here to post this

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





AKA Pseudonym posted:

One time my burps tasted strongly of Cheerios even though I hadn't had Cheerios in years and then I shat and puked for three days straight. This was over two decades ago and doesn't really relate to the topic, but that's pretty weird right?

Fun fact: a lot of barf burps taste like cheerios even if you haven't had any in years. For some reason cheerios are tasty going down but change the direction and it is rancid.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



The warm, sticky cum of many, many hairy buff men

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

do you fart extra?

So very much.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

chili cheese dog

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Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

raw garlic

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