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my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Suck u Boi

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Brb I'm gonna rewatch Jigoku to remind myself of the eternal torment of the afterlife

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I would help her torture and also jerk off

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

av paid for by the firensd of lowtax spine foundation

, you flithy pig


Wondering how to get a succubus to visit you? Quora has the answer!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I would help her torture and also jerk off

Not possible. You are nothing but a soul and thus have no physical implements to interact with anything around you. The pain is so hideous that you can't think of or experience anything else

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Succubusty

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

imagine an eternity of sleep paralysis in a false awakening nightmare state; forever

but theres a hot chick inflicting it so that makes it okay i think???? ?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





OMFG FURRY posted:

imagine an eternity of sleep paralysis in a false awakening nightmare state; forever

but theres a hot chick inflicting it so that makes it okay i think???? ?

Extreme pain forever but you remain focused on the tiddies, everlasting priapism, the cycle goes on until the end of all.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




There is no end. It is eternal.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Not possible. You are nothing but a soul and thus have no physical implements to interact with anything around you. The pain is so hideous that you can't think of or experience anything else

Doesn't sound like a very fulfilling job for her. She should put the pain machine on autopilot and study for some new quals, see if she can get a promotion or something.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Not possible. You are nothing but a soul and thus have no physical implements to interact with anything around you. The pain is so hideous that you can't think of or experience anything else

I see where you're confused. This is all mandated by almighty God, and so it's secretly a good thing.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



https://twitter.com/LucifersTweetz/status/1379884119446855682

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




goatface posted:

Doesn't sound like a very fulfilling job for her. She should put the pain machine on autopilot and study for some new quals, see if she can get a promotion or something.

Where does a Succubus get promoted to? Like a middle manager position?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Zil posted:

Where does a Succubus get promoted to? Like a middle manager position?

Prob torturing the unbaptised babies

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





I ride the Suck U Bus every day. It goes from the parking lot to the Dicksucking Factory every ten minutes.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Zil posted:

Where does a Succubus get promoted to? Like a middle manager position?

I believe they promote to Mariliths



but I don't have my D&D manual with me so there might be some intervening steps.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Folks can we have a little decorum in here please??? We only have to get through one day without stepping over the line. Stop talking about jerking and poo poo! This is a day on which we appreciate demon girls. Some for sexiness sure, but also for strength, intelligence, elegance, and personality! I think it would be a darn shame, and a disservice to demon and human women if it were stopped on account of excess vulgarity/horny.


As for moral panic posters: ya'll already lost that battle against Lil' Nas X. And let me say he loving destroyed you. Don't come in here trying to ruin our holiday looking for a round two!!!


Here's a classy demon girl.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Lil Nas X supplanted and destroyed the demons who torture people for being gay. Unlike the demons in this thread which torture unbaptised babies and people who wore mixed threads.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Lil Nas X supplanted and destroyed the demons who torture people for being gay. Unlike the demons in this thread which torture unbaptised babies and people who wore mixed threads.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Is awoo girl a demon too?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Well folks, depending on where you live there are probably only a few hours left of Demon Girl Appreciation Day. If you're still holding any, bring em out! I think we did good for such an impromptu event.

I did just think of a quality demon girl that many of you probably recall as well. Who remembers Alma from the Xbox Ninja Gaiden? Talk about a slick video game boss! You get to fight her twice, they are good fights, and her intro slaps both times (by 2004 video game standards).


(Sound = yes !!!)

Intro One: Original Alma
https://i.imgur.com/cT8OizQ.mp4


Intro Two: Awakened Alma
https://i.imgur.com/SQ691uQ.mp4


Coming home from school back in the day, popping this game on, and seeing one of these intros there is no way you weren't hyped to play these battles! An EPIC demon girl boss for an EPIC video game!!!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

alma was hard as gently caress on my first ninja gaiden play through, almost gave up on the game before beating her

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010




Loden Taylor posted:

Le Diable amoureux by Jacques Cazotte, 1772

a dude summons Satan



Satan transforms into a woman named Biondetta



they bang and then the dude runs home to mommy because he can't deal



gently caress that dude, Biondetta was a total fuckin sweetheart


Is there an anime version?
Also they don't bang, which is why the devil is sad.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003










Flannelette posted:

Is there an anime version?

no, but there's another book adaptation



and a movie loosely based on that book



quote:

Also they don't bang, which is why the devil is sad.

It depends on which edition you read. I mislabeled my original post; in the 1772 edition they don't bang, in the 1776 they do.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Das Boo posted:

I made a demon girl in appreciation of today!



This is the only post keeping me from gassing this thread.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

I have not been able to move past the pantsless muscular devil from page 2.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Literally A Person posted:

This is the only post keeping me from gassing this thread.

What's the problem? I think all those buttons are making you too anxious, buddy. Take a load off, relax!


Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


Slavic Squat Demon Girl is my new fetish

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


I appreciate this

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Meme Poker Party posted:

What's the problem? I think all those buttons are making you too anxious, buddy. Take a load off, relax!




Wait, we use the same Notary Public?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


William Henry Hairytaint posted:



One of my very favorites.

Had FRL201 with her my sophomore year. hosed like a cold fish. 2 stars (dem tiddies!).

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Bogus Adventure posted:

Slavic Squat Demon Girl is my new fetish

We're appreciating.





ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Loden Taylor posted:

no, but there's another book adaptation



and a movie loosely based on that book




It depends on which edition you read. I mislabeled my original post; in the 1772 edition they don't bang, in the 1776 they do.

gently caress yeah I wanna go to club dumbass.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?



Lack of Magik must be rectified.

You can either go for her in her human form

Or full on demon girl form


The mobile game Brave 9 is just bursting with demon girls.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

gently caress yeah I wanna go to club dumbass.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Where's the Demon women? Don't give me the ole she's 10,000 years old bit.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Full Metal Jackass posted:

Where's the Demon women? Don't give me the ole she's 10,000 years old bit.

Sorry sir this is an arbys drive thru can't help ya on that

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Meme Poker Party posted:

We're appreciating.





Lol, those are pretty fun---


<= Me fainting as the blood rushes from my brain to another area...

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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







The best part about demon girls ... they gently caress on the first date


if you're a girl and you're reading this... you're either a demon, or you're not. If you're not then thats ok

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