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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

Ever.


6.30pm JST/8.30pm AEDT/10.30am BST/5.30am EST/2.30am PST

Akito vs Mad Paulie
Antonio Honda vs Danshoku Dieno vs Kikutaro
37KAMIINA (Konosuke Takeshita, MAO & Shunma Katsumata) vs DAMNATION (Daisuke Sasaki, Tetsuya Endo & Yuji Hino) vs Eruption (Kazusada Higuchi & Yukio Sakaguchi) & Yuki Iino
Disaster Box (HARASHIMA, Kazuki Hirata & Toru Owashi) vs Junretsu (Jun Akiyama, Makoto Oishi & Yusuke Okada)
KO-D 8 Man Tag Team Titles: Chikara, Nabe Yakan, Sanshiro Takagi & Yukio Naya(c) vs Hideki Okatani, Keigo Nakamura, Toi Kojima & Yuya Koroku
DDT Extreme Title & Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Chris Brookes(c) vs Saki Akai(c)
DDT UNIVERSAL Title: Yuki Ueno(c) vs Soma Takao

This is on in just under an hour and it's going to rule. Takeshita is back in Japan with his Sauna buds, Team Failson defends against a group of Young Boys, Saki and Chris meet (for the second time today) with both belts on the line. Also Yuki is in the main event, and Soma can rise to the occasion when he needs to so that should be good.

Link to the show is here
Link to Haku's twitter for live translations is here

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.




Grr, stupid work. Will be in an "organisational development team huddle" when this is on.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

Ever.


Lamuella posted:

Grr, stupid work. Will be in an "organisational development team huddle" when this is on.

When you hear the glass shatter during your huddle, know that it is Takagi coming to express his displeasure at you directly

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

Ever.


I can't tell if he's hawking figures on the preshow or if it's some anime thing

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007
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Oh no, I've been violated by Dieno

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1389514793749417987

Some real bad times for clown man

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

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https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1389515709143715844

Oh my

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God did I miss the GM coming out and tearing everybody a new rear end in a top hat again?

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

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Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God did I miss the GM coming out and tearing everybody a new rear end in a top hat again?

And he did some impressions of his own to boot.

Jeez Akito is a strong boy

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

Ever.


Hell yeah, Team Failson vs Team Young Boy. Will Koroku win a belt three weeks after his debut?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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The bike

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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I love that little comedian dude on team Failson, he just looks so out of place

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

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loving KENOH IS HERE?!?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1389523600550490113

Oh!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

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The Lore of the CyberFight Extended Universe

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.




https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1389524098707955718

PHRASING!

Unless you're talking to Dieno.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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So from the translations, KENOH is apologetic about getting Covid but also doesn't want to be in Cyberfight, and the President (in name only?) is pissed off at him about it?

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

Ever.


Jerusalem posted:

and the President (in name only?)

From what I remember Takagi was already the president of DDT, and became defacto president of NOAH when CyberAgent bought them. A fact Kenoh is lovely about. To be fair, there are many subjects Kenoh is lovely about

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

From what I remember Takagi was already the president of DDT, and became defacto president of NOAH when CyberAgent bought them.

Living the American Dream... in Japan!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

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It's nice to see Shunma there after he got exploded by Onita two days ago

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

I will never shake your hand.

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Such entertaining chaos, welcome back Take

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007
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Best Brainbuster Ever

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The guy in the horned hat? Is his character that he's a little poo poo? Because he kinda looks like he's meant to be a little poo poo (I mean this in a good way!).

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Ever.


Jerusalem posted:

The guy in the horned hat? Is his character that he's a little poo poo? Because he kinda looks like he's meant to be a little poo poo (I mean this in a good way!).

Basically. He's a massive brat despite being the oldest member of the stable. Enjoys legos and deathmatches

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

the oldest member of the stable.

Wait... what? What the hell are the Japanese doing over there with their time dilation technologies?

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Saki looks regular lady sized next to Chris

Jerusalem posted:

Wait... what? What the hell are the Japanese doing over there with their time dilation technologies?

The other members of 37KAMIINA are all 25 or younger, with MAO (the dude in purple that wasn't Takeshita) the youngest at 23

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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gently caress him up, Saki!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Takanashi looks like such a goddamn creeper in Chris' corner

SG Bamboo fucked around with this message at 11:16 on May 4, 2021

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Saki is kicking his arse, you love to see it

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Ever.


I need to check if Zack Sabre Jr was ever in CCK with Chris, I imagine they'd be fast friends

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Goddamn she is loving hitting him with everything.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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That was a really, really good match!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Saki

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Hirata just can't catch a break, he keeps tapping but the referee wont end his torment

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007
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Cursed with no TOKYO GO this morning

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1389540381931577346

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Strong Yuki doing his father Kota proud

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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HE'S GOT THE STRONG ZERO!

SG Bamboo posted:

Strong Yuki doing his father Kota proud

I'm not gonna lie, I'm half waiting for somebody to tell me Ueno is like 54 somehow.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Ever.


Yuki's drunk, he wouldn't go up there if he were sober

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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This has been good so far, although below Ueno's matches with Okada and Sakaguchi. Really Saki vs Chris should have been the main event

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