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Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008



Dumba Stard
Indeterminate
Smuggler

We were initially fond of giving the neatest gifts when gifts were expected, and it kind of snowballed from there. We like to keep people happy, especially since happy people are less likely to engage in various degrees of malice in our general direction. Pay is decent, too.

We couldn't find a space unicorn for this one sick kid before the worst happened. We must remedy this for the futute by capturing a breeding pair and establishing a sanctuary with a stable population. That they don't exist is just a minor detail to be overcome.

Our ship is a bunch of favors stapled together and greased enough that it moves. It needs near constant kicks and spitshines to keep flying but the incredibly unorthodox design reliably helps trick people, including us. One time we lent it to Scraggly Jim for a hauling run and he didn't give the food rejiggermabob the right kind of head pats so it gave him a mug of something called Worcestershire Sauce instead of Coffee.

We skirt the edges of known space in our quest since that is where you find he best weird poo poo.

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Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008



Lemniscate Blue posted:

I'd be very worried about whatever's crawling around its surface deciding to come up the harpoon cable and make trouble.

If we rig the right kind of inertial doodleatron, who knows what we can accomplish?

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008



Hang from the rafters like a bat and drop down with a space subpeona when she shows up.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008



B. Getting some muscle on our side is a good idea. Every Space Lawyer/Judge needs a Space Baliff to tackle people. She can get a pretty badge and everything.

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