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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


First, we're going to need to get a crack team of BYOB posters together to pull this off. Might be good to get an IK or former IK we can trust so that we can get the inside dope. After that we're going to need to hack into the forum's mainframe to get this thread put into the goldmine so that we will then be free to get all that gold. If someone is really good at posting, maybe we can get in without the hacking, but I want to keep my options open, just in case.

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Posting from the goldmine

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


~*farts*~

google THIS



google THIS posted:

Posting from the goldmine

It's important that we say a lot of stuff like this so the forums algorithms will determine that this thread is good

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Khad posted:

~*farts*~

You can be the loose (fart) cannon

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


google THIS posted:

Posting from the goldmine

An inside job???

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



oceans sixty-nine

v vanisher made this one
https://giant.gfycat.com/ShortIllfatedAmurratsnake.webm <sid made this one
<--thank u chubby checkers

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



deploying a series of increasingly sick flips spins and high flying kicks in order to narrowly avoid the lasers in the hallway connecting to where they store the original big rear end and big ol' rear end from big dick daddy dongle's dongarium

v vanisher made this one
https://giant.gfycat.com/ShortIllfatedAmurratsnake.webm <sid made this one
<--thank u chubby checkers

Luvcow




DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

deploying a series of increasingly sick flips spins and high flying kicks in order to narrowly avoid the lasers in the hallway connecting to where they store the original big rear end and big ol' rear end from big dick daddy dongle's dongarium

Slumpy




gas


Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


Escape From Noise posted:

You can be the loose (fart) cannon

fps_nug



google THIS posted:

Posting from the goldmine

golding from the postmine

wimsy




the wall between the septic tank and the goldmine will be our vector of attack

Luvcow




*dressed up as nude spawn while trying to casually stroll into the gold mine*

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


As the demolitions expert, I'll bring the byombs

JokerOfSouls

You need to feed your brain, not your ass!

You'll need a lurker no one's ever heard of who double crosses you but then double-double crosses right back later at a crucial moment.

*hits joint and steps from the shadows*

And I think I'm just th-

*5 minute coughing fit*

Prof. Crocodile



wish i had a safecracker so i could watch her pour liquid nitrogen into a vault's lock mechanism 1x/heist


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

nut


nothing accomplished when we all canít stop arguing about who gets to be the tiny man that hides in the garbage can

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I think we should get Robert De Niro to post ITT. He has a lot of experience, right?

Prof. Crocodile



Escape From Noise posted:

I think we should get Robert De Niro to post ITT. He has a lot of experience, right?

he might bring Val Kilmer and Tom Sizemore with himóand they are both very unbyob. then our heist would go sideways. just like in that movie with Robert deniro, Val Kilmer, and Tom Sizemore.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Prof. Crocodile posted:

he might bring Val Kilmer and Tom Sizemore with him—and they are both very unbyob. then our heist would go sideways. just like in that movie with Robert deniro, Val Kilmer, and Tom Sizemore.

Sideways?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I thought that was Paul Giamatti

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




in 4 a penny, in 4 a pound

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


If we can't hack the mainframe, maybe we could hack GaG's threads to goldmine spreadsheet and put the name of this thread in there

BALLS DILDO

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




everyone who votes 5 is the getaway driver


thanku pot smoke phoenix

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Just want you all to know that this is going to be my last heist. I know the stakes are high, but the reward and chance at a new life with my on again, off again girlfriend are too great to ignore. I'm out after this. For good.

JOHN CENA


Resident stealth specialist reporting for duty.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


JOHN CENA posted:

Resident stealth specialist reporting for duty.

Woah! Didn't even see you there!

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


Escape From Noise posted:

Just want you all to know that this is going to be my last heist. I know the stakes are high, but the reward and chance at a new life with my on again, off again girlfriend are too great to ignore. I'm out after this. For good.

Just one more job

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Khad posted:

Just one more job

More like just one hamjob

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

If you got a Gibson
Yo
Iíll hack it
Download the worm so xcheopis can crack it

*does the Running Man awkwardly*

Twenty Four




Escape From Noise posted:

Just want you all to know that this is going to be my last heist. I know the stakes are high, but the reward and chance at a new life with my on again, off again girlfriend are too great to ignore. I'm out after this. For good.

Yeah yeah and despite my legendary heist reputation, you will never talk me out of retirement!

*Acts really gruff and stubborn*

*Stares out the window as you stand behind me wearing me down with tales of my old exploits to convince me*

Alright kid, one more time.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

you son of a bitch. I'm in!


https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

Spring 2021 sig brought to you by Pot Smoke Phoenix
Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*huddled over blueprints spread out on a table in the byob heist planning tree house*

"okay, let's plan everyone's routes, just to make sure"

*draws enormous dick and balls*

"nice"


https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

Spring 2021 sig brought to you by Pot Smoke Phoenix
Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

xcheopis




We need to call cda out of retirement

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

oceans sixty-nine

ocean's 420



Prof. Crocodile



Abugadu posted:

If you got a Gibson
Yo
Iíll hack it
Download the worm so xcheopis can crack it

*does the Running Man awkwardly*

btw well done on incorporating the most complicated byob username into a rhyme.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


magic cactus posted:

*huddled over blueprints spread out on a table in the byob heist planning tree house*

"okay, let's plan everyone's routes, just to make sure"

*draws enormous dick and balls*

"nice"

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


xcheopis posted:

We need to call cda out of retirement

Probably the only man for the job

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Khanstant



*flips in and out of the room, defly dodging no lasers since there arent any but if they put em in after itd look cool*

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