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Thanks to this man, America is back baby and we are all going to BRUNCH at our favorite strip mall brunch locations. Put yourself in the scene. Two days ot of your first vaccine shot and you're hungover and got a hankering for 15 dollar pancakes. So the question is: What you doing at brunch? Me? I'm having a pre-brunch tug then gonna go to my local brunch spot for some biscuits 9actually a brioche) and gravy (paprika spiced!) and gonna drink a 7 dollar Utah Mimosa (so orange juice) while I question my entire life.
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:15 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:50 |
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mimosas, can we get the song Shots playing in here please waiter thank you
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:16 |
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I'm gonna have either some Poke, or a Laksa for brunch I wanna make sure both are spicy... so whichever i choose, i'll be spending lunch on the toilet!
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:16 |
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hi im going to tell everyone very loudly about how the shakshuka in israel is SO much better than anything you can get here
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:18 |
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Can I have my Eggs Benedict scrambled and some ketchup?
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:19 |
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I've ordered a Bloody Mary but they put all sorts of weird poo poo in it as a garnish and I'm not sure how to feel about it
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:20 |
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The Walrus posted:hi im going to tell everyone very loudly about how the shakshuka in israel is SO much better than anything you can get here this is the loving spirit STRONG suburban strip mall energy
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:21 |
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I'm wearing a tank top and you catch a glimpse of my nipples as I reach for my bloody mary. This arouses you and you shift your chair slightly to get a better view.
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:26 |
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I’m the group of late twenties hipsters who are hungover after going out, getting morning after strip mall brunch ironically while secretly enjoying the kitschy decor and mildly alcoholic beverages and eggs earnestly
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:27 |
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gently caress it... if everyones ordering a drink im gonna day drink too 4 shots of whiskey and 4 beers please!
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:30 |
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I’m also the late 30’s couple out for strip mall brunch for whom this is the highlight of their weekend plans who are seated next to the 20 somethings and who are quietly delighted to still be with it at a place popular with young people
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:30 |
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naem posted:I’m the group of late twenties hipsters who are hungover after going out, getting morning after strip mall brunch ironically while secretly enjoying the kitschy decor and mildly alcoholic beverages and eggs earnestly I am the suburban dad and mom at the table next to you just happy to be out of the house after a year while pretending our toddler isnt crawling under your table.
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:30 |
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Brunch’s is back baby. It’s good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:32 |
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I am also the 33 year old who brought a tinder date out to a strip mall for brunch, his date is 29, they exist in the perfect halfway point between the two previous groups and don’t realize they are transitioning from one group to the other
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:32 |
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:34 |
I'm me just now realizing the only place I liked brunch doesn't have their Balkan pork eggs benedict anymore >
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:34 |
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just put the smoked salmon right in my mimosa
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:43 |
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Can I get a hamburger instead?
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:44 |
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naem posted:I’m also the late 30’s couple out for strip mall brunch for whom this is the highlight of their weekend plans who are seated next to the 20 somethings and who are quietly delighted to still be with it at a place popular with young people oh gently caress you beat me to being the people at the table next to you
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:45 |
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:48 |
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*Orders the special lavender jelly that costs an additional $2.50*, "Oh jesus gently caress this tastes like a secented candle. I told you this was a hipster place we need to go back to the place on the other side of the strip mall!"
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:52 |
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another bloody mary please.... what do you mean, i haven't had too many. it's only 10 am
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:58 |
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I am the man in the slightly too tight collared shirt tucked into his "good" pair of jeans at a large family gathering in the middle of the restaurant. It's obvious I don't want to be there, nor do I feel comfortable eating my second plate of eggs benedict as my shirt gets tighter, yet another reminder of my suburban fattening. I suck in my gut a bit as the waitress walks by in a vain reflex from my youth. I feel a secret shame between what I am and what I want to be, but drat pumpkin spice pancakes what whaat! Yes, two order please!
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# ? May 4, 2021 21:59 |
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I'll have a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese lox and capers thanks
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:01 |
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four more beers! four more beers! four more beers!
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:01 |
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is it fine with everyone if i just order a burger or chicken fingers im not a big breakfast food guy
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:03 |
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First of all, ain't never seen brunch served in a friggin strip mall. Second, are we gonna wrap this up before noon because the Packer game is on, so. No, that's fine if you want to stay out, can we just go to Buffalo Wild Wings or the sports bar up the highway where they have TVs after and get some wings to watch it? WHAT?! I'm NOT being rude I SAID they could stay and hang out I just want to watch the drat game, christ eggs and screwdrivers shouldn't take 2 drat hou- I'm sorry, mimosas. Mimosas. I'm sorry. Eggs and mimosas shouldn't take 2 goddamn hours is all, oh what? You got mad when we went to the thing and it ran into your Yoga class. It's NOT different, you SAID you wanted to go - alright. Whatever. Whatever.
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:12 |
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I hate you people, I want your baby to die in a fire, and smiling brightly, "Can I bring you another mimosa?" as I remove your third emptied plate in 17 minutes
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:15 |
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I'm leaning to the side so when I let out my fart it doesn't vibrate against the vinyl seat.
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:18 |
Big Beef City posted:First of all, ain't never seen brunch served in a friggin strip mall. the strip mall right by me has a First Watch in it. idk if they serve alcohol there though
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:19 |
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Mimosa??? I ain't having that froo-froo crap. I'll have a screwdriver, like a man!
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:19 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:the strip mall right by me has a First Watch in it. idk if they serve alcohol there though Ok cool, did you want to head out to B-dubs at noon to catch the game then er no? I just wanna see who's all goin.
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:24 |
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Look I googled all the places with Bottomless Mimosas in the entire neighborhood and this is the only place, now are we going in or not?
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:32 |
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Spinz posted:I hate you people, I want your baby to die in a fire, and *Gives you a casual hand wave* Excuse me miss, I asked for the gluten free fresh biscuits and these clearly are the gluten free *SOY* fresh biscuits little Jaeydin here can't eat that.
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:33 |
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Looks like brunch is back on the menu, boys! **Jams head into plate whilst growling**
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:48 |
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I'm the girl at the table behind you that talks about inappropriate things, gets louder with each refill, and has a staccato, "HAHC. HAHC. HAHC. HAHC. HAHC. " laugh.
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:49 |
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3 bloody marys in I realize I should maybe make some small talk since I've been out of the general conversation, so I mention that I saw a great post on these forums that I go to, like, online. And so, uh, anyway, *spends about 3-4 minutes giving a jarbled back story and ends, with only me laughing* Ok so THAT'S how it get's to a hand drawn, Guy Fieri, as a half snake anime dude. I mean. Ok anyway I thought it was funny I'm sorry.
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:56 |
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Big Beef City posted:3 bloody marys in I realize I should maybe make some small talk since I've been out of the general conversation, so I mention that I saw a great post on these forums that I go to, like, online. And so, uh, anyway, *spends about 3-4 minutes giving a jarbled back story and ends, with only me laughing* Ok so THAT'S how it get's to a hand drawn, Guy Fieri, as a half snake anime dude. I mean. Ok anyway I thought it was funny I'm sorry. I am your fellow goon friend at the same table but refuse to get your back in this one, leading to a helldump later.
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# ? May 4, 2021 22:57 |
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im really high and just keep ordering more and more party platters, i eat half of the things from each and the rest get cold so i dont want to eat them and the half full party platters just pile up and pile up and eventually the virtual reality we are all coexisting in crashes from all the particles and polygons etc and other computer terms, another brunch ruined, this time for the last time
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# ? May 4, 2021 23:00 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:50 |
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*gets up to pay* so we can split the bill right?
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# ? May 4, 2021 23:07 |