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wimsy



45 presidents... Has any of them had the butt kind of sex. Giving or receiving

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wimsy



not really sure how you could claim to represent all Americans if you haven't had the kind of sex that some of them have, estimates are about 40% of adults

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


yes

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oh yeah LBJ was a dog. he did it all, man

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lyndon b. johnson for sure


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i think if you said "butt sex" to jimmy carter he would faint/die


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wimsy



DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

oh yeah LBJ was a dog. he did it all, man

no wonder he got the civil rights and voting rights acts passed, he was a man of the people

wimsy



FutonForensic posted:

i think if you said "butt sex" to jimmy carter he would faint/die

you seen the picture of the carter's with the Bidens, its pretty funny but its not totally clear if Jill and Joe have done "da butt," as the song goes

wimsy



when mlk and lbj met for the first time they gave each other "the buttfucker's nod"

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wimsy posted:

when mlk and lbj met for the first time they gave each other "the buttfucker's nod"

lol. history rules

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lbj giving tips to dean rusk and bob mcnamara like go slow, use a lot of lube, you're entering an rear end hole, not vietnam for christs sake

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wimsy posted:

lbj giving tips to dean rusk and bob mcnamara like go slow, use a lot of lube, you're entering an rear end hole, not vietnam for christs sake


ty heather papps and luvcow

Manifisto




op it's called "boofing"

all incoming presidents are asked by the outgoing POTUS "have you boofed yet?"

a tradition started by george washington himself

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wimsy posted:

lbj giving tips to dean rusk and bob mcnamara like go slow, use a lot of lube, you're entering an rear end hole, not vietnam for christs sake

Heather Papps


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one of the first things about american history was george washington telling his father, shamefully, that he could not tell a lie, and that he had hosed an rear end


tyvm hbag

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I bet every single one of those presidents was too cowardly to eat rear end until JFK proudly stepped up, truly a man of the people, and spread those cheeks.

Luvcow




i mean what did clinton not do is the real question

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He definitely didn't loving inhale, the coward

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Heather Papps posted:

one of the first things about american history was george washington telling his father, shamefully, that he could not tell a lie, and that he had hosed an rear end

but it wasn't the one you're thinking of

GoutPatrol

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all presidents have done it in the butt, and we can throw ben franklin in there to round it out

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The reason Ben Franklin was never president is that he was way overqualified as an rear end man. Straight to the A, all the time.

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Zil

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What about Taft?

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Taft was a bratty bottom.

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GoutPatrol posted:

all presidents have done it in the butt, and we can throw ben franklin in there to round it out

he wouldn't fit. he's a girthy lad

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I kind of want it.
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Grant was definitely a power bottom

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

Zil posted:

Grant was definitely a power bottom

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Woodrow Wilson was down for the right lady I heard

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taxes are butt sex

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Andrew Jackson was a fragile masc bro in denial who would only top but secretly wanted to get plowed by the entire British army. He heard they were going to New Orleans and that’s why he went (to get plowed)




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wimsy



I know we're having fun with this but if I had to be honest I'd say I doubt many, if any, Presidents had butt sex. I agree that Clinton and LBJ are possibilities but really I think it's probably been a missed opportunity for our political elite to understand how the 40% of Americans who have had sex where a penis goes in a butt hole feel when their penis goes in a butthole, or their butthole has a penis go in it.

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I rest my case

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Buchanan maybe

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Teapot Dome sounds like a sex move or euphemism so i can only assume Warren G Hardon did some wild stuff

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oval office. makes u think

wimsy



alnilam posted:

Teapot Dome sounds like a sex move or euphemism so i can only assume Warren G Hardon did some wild stuff

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BREAKING: The president promises to have "Butt Sex" soon, says "I will do what it takes" to understand the American people.

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I mean I'm pretty sure they've been loving our asses this entire time so, I've gotta say they all have, OP.

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William Henry Harrison died before he could get in that rear end

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