do you think any president in history has ever had "butt sex"

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wimsy

45 presidents... Has any of them had the butt kind of sex. Giving or receiving

# ? May 4, 2021 22:15

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:34

wimsy

not really sure how you could claim to represent all Americans if you haven't had the kind of sex that some of them have, estimates are about 40% of adults

# ? May 4, 2021 22:18

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

yes

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# ? May 4, 2021 22:25

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

oh yeah LBJ was a dog. he did it all, man

# ? May 4, 2021 22:25

FutonForensic

lyndon b. johnson for sure

# ? May 4, 2021 22:27

FutonForensic

i think if you said "butt sex" to jimmy carter he would faint/die

# ? May 4, 2021 22:27

wimsy

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

oh yeah LBJ was a dog. he did it all, man

no wonder he got the civil rights and voting rights acts passed, he was a man of the people

# ? May 4, 2021 22:56

wimsy

FutonForensic posted:

i think if you said "butt sex" to jimmy carter he would faint/die

you seen the picture of the carter's with the Bidens, its pretty funny but its not totally clear if Jill and Joe have done "da butt," as the song goes

# ? May 4, 2021 22:57

wimsy

when mlk and lbj met for the first time they gave each other "the buttfucker's nod"

# ? May 4, 2021 23:04

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

wimsy posted:

when mlk and lbj met for the first time they gave each other "the buttfucker's nod"

lol. history rules

# ? May 4, 2021 23:05

wimsy

lbj giving tips to dean rusk and bob mcnamara like go slow, use a lot of lube, you're entering an rear end hole, not vietnam for christs sake

# ? May 4, 2021 23:11

Manifisto

wimsy posted:

lbj giving tips to dean rusk and bob mcnamara like go slow, use a lot of lube, you're entering an rear end hole, not vietnam for christs sake

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 4, 2021 23:19

Manifisto

op it's called "boofing"

all incoming presidents are asked by the outgoing POTUS "have you boofed yet?"

a tradition started by george washington himself

# ? May 4, 2021 23:20

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

wimsy posted:

lbj giving tips to dean rusk and bob mcnamara like go slow, use a lot of lube, you're entering an rear end hole, not vietnam for christs sake

# ? May 4, 2021 23:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

one of the first things about american history was george washington telling his father, shamefully, that he could not tell a lie, and that he had hosed an rear end

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 4, 2021 23:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I bet every single one of those presidents was too cowardly to eat rear end until JFK proudly stepped up, truly a man of the people, and spread those cheeks.

# ? May 4, 2021 23:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i mean what did clinton not do is the real question

# ? May 4, 2021 23:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

He definitely didn't loving inhale, the coward

# ? May 4, 2021 23:41

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

Heather Papps posted:

one of the first things about american history was george washington telling his father, shamefully, that he could not tell a lie, and that he had hosed an rear end

but it wasn't the one you're thinking of

# ? May 4, 2021 23:57

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

all presidents have done it in the butt, and we can throw ben franklin in there to round it out

# ? May 4, 2021 23:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The reason Ben Franklin was never president is that he was way overqualified as an rear end man. Straight to the A, all the time.

# ? May 5, 2021 00:06

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Pierce, duh

# ? May 5, 2021 00:07

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

What about Taft?

# ? May 5, 2021 00:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Taft was a bratty bottom.

# ? May 5, 2021 00:54

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

GoutPatrol posted:

all presidents have done it in the butt, and we can throw ben franklin in there to round it out

he wouldn't fit. he's a girthy lad

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# ? May 5, 2021 01:42

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# ? May 5, 2021 01:43

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Grant was definitely a power bottom

# ? May 5, 2021 01:50

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Zil posted:

Grant was definitely a power bottom

# ? May 5, 2021 02:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Woodrow Wilson was down for the right lady I heard

# ? May 5, 2021 02:45

nut

taxes are butt sex

# ? May 5, 2021 03:03

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Andrew Jackson was a fragile masc bro in denial who would only top but secretly wanted to get plowed by the entire British army. He heard they were going to New Orleans and that�s why he went (to get plowed)

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# ? May 5, 2021 03:24

wimsy

I know we're having fun with this but if I had to be honest I'd say I doubt many, if any, Presidents had butt sex. I agree that Clinton and LBJ are possibilities but really I think it's probably been a missed opportunity for our political elite to understand how the 40% of Americans who have had sex where a penis goes in a butt hole feel when their penis goes in a butthole, or their butthole has a penis go in it.

# ? May 5, 2021 03:30