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William Henry Harrison died before he could get in that rear end
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Old Joe telling the story of Cornhole Pop again
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My POTUS don't want none, unless it's got buns, son!
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Bill Moyers and Richard Goodwin desperately trying to convince LBJ to excise "public vore club, every town" from his Great Society proposal.
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Grover Cleveland wanted to name America's first battleship USS Buttstuff but was talked out of it by constituents who convinced him Texas would work just as well because "Everything is bigger there".
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My name is former president James Abram Garfield. You might know me from my biography written by Horatio Alger, who talked extensively about my poverty-stricken upbringing after my father, noted butt-fucker Abram Garfield, died doing what he loved: loving a big ol rear end. In my father's stead, I grew to become a man of the people, and their asses. Upon my deathbed, my last words was "rosebud."
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Abraham Lincoln's lust for butts was so legendary they bored a secret gently caress cavern into the back of his head on Mount Rushmore.
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