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wimsy



don't know if you heard but the cia beleives that its not "cancel culture," it's "consequence culture"

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Slumpy




female body inspector at the local spencers gifts


sk

(ヤイケス!)




they're right, rated 5

wimsy



it's not an assassination, it's accountability

Manifisto




[chooses female dictator to lead puppet regime]

👏 IT'S 👏 HER 👏 TURN 👏


ty heather papps and luvcow

sk

(ヤイケス!)




the grassy knoll is a metaphor for honesty and integrity

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Luvcow




Manifisto posted:

[chooses female dictator to lead puppet regime]

👏 IT'S 👏 HER 👏 TURN 👏

FutonForensic



my name is Central Intelligence Agency and I need to speak my Truth

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




no no noooo, we would never waterboard. we are, however, extremely concerned about our detainees hydration levels.


tyvm hbag

sk

(ヤイケス!)




"he has been d--"
"they"
"sorry, thanks. they have been deposed and killed to make way for a military junta"

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Manifisto




sk posted:

"he has been d--"
"they"
"sorry, thanks. they have been deposed and killed to make way for a military junta"

lol

torturers being disciplined for not sharing their pronouns and asking for the victim's


ty heather papps and luvcow

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


"Sure the CIA waterboarded me and electrocuted me, but they also paid for my transition (including grs and electro... of the other sort) while they did that so it's impossible to tell if they're bad or not"

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


*slaps the final 'Native rights!!' sticker on the SUV convoy*
finally.... time to put this sucker to work
*drives it straight at protesting indigenous americans*

sk

(ヤイケス!)




celebrating pride month by pouring glitter of different colors into each explosive before carpet bombing a village

Manifisto




supporting this coup has not handicapped democracy in the region, it has handicapabled it


ty heather papps and luvcow

sk

(ヤイケス!)




broke: destabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources

woke: SHEstabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


sk posted:

broke: destabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources

woke: SHEstabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




sk posted:

broke: destabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources

woke: SHEstabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources


tyvm hbag

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


The Inclusive Montessori School Of The Americas

alexandriao fucked around with this message at 23:44 on May 4, 2021

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



The cia is an equal opportunity employer. Preference will be given to mercenaries who are visible minorities and/or who have caused disabilities.

wimsy



FutonForensic posted:

my name is Central Intelligence Agency and I need to speak my Truth

wimsy



sk posted:

woke: SHEstabilizing

lmao

Vei




Heather Papps


hello internet friend




normally cia and fbi infighting results in problems for everyone, but now that they're competing to be the "wokest" things are really looking up!


tyvm hbag

sk

(ヤイケス!)





lmao

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Manifisto




The New C.I.A.: the "C" is for "Checking Our Privilege"


ty heather papps and luvcow

wimsy



Central Intersectionality Agency

Manifisto




stenciled on every single bug: "we hear you"


ty heather papps and luvcow

Jaguars!




Nothing can change the past. But the CIA recognizes that some of the ways we refer to things can continue to twist the knife for marginalized peoples. Therefore, after much soul searching, we have decided that all further communications about the "1960 Gary Powers Shootdown" will instead refer to the event as the "1960 Gary Colonialist Shootdown"

Prof. Crocodile



alexandriao posted:

The Inclusive Montessori School Of The Americas


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Jaguars!




Manifisto posted:

stenciled on every single bug: "we hear you"

free hubcaps



i prefer my intelligence agencies asleep tyvm

FutonForensic



Manifisto posted:

stenciled on every single bug: "we hear you"


by Khanstant

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



This isn't just a safehouse, it's a safe space.

Jenny Agutter



tearing up listening to Same Love by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis as I load the poison-dart umbrella in the La Paz safehouse

Jenny Agutter



"kinda hosed up we don't ever make exploding menthols, eh?" as I mug at my black colleague

nut


sk posted:

broke: destabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources

woke: SHEstabilizing the middle east to create an excuse to invade and steal resources

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

nut


fixing the UN vote to recognize the independent Panamanian republic as valid

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

wimsy



Finger Prince posted:

This isn't just a safehouse, it's a safe space.

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nut


spiking the water supply to the French town of pont-saint-esprit with bath bombs for self care

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

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