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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face if you were faced with him in all his glory? What would you ask him if you had just one question?

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





How vicious are you, Sid?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

is it true if you take a cops badge that there not a cop anymore and your the the cop?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Is canada even a real country

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Hell Yeah posted:

i've been postying in 3 threads for hours trying to find out if i'm gay and if my dick is small and nobody will give me an answer. just goes to show how people are these days smdh

Yo dawg I fuckin answered you your dick is fuckin minuscule like the Hubble couldn’t find it man

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Yo dawg I fuckin answered you your dick is fuckin minuscule like the Hubble couldn’t find it man

They said like a bees ability to fly despite it's body being too fat and it being physically improbable it should fly that hell yeah dick was so small you can either measure it or observe it but never both.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






how long does the igniton of a sun take id imagine like 100 years. is it loud?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

how long does the igniton of a sun take id imagine like 100 years. is it loud?

All I know is if those drat physicists next door don't stop igniting suns at 6 am I'm gonna call the city !!

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






did anyone ask where you hid the bodies yet if not i would like to know. you can pm if you want if you are scared of narcs. im not a cop btw.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






what would happen if you put a smaller microwave into a larger microwave and turned them on at the same time would it cook things twice as fast or four times as fasy or what this ones really bugging me lately

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Are you excited and or taking bets about when the Canada-USA border will open and when it will close again?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



i have nipples sid, can you milk me?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

How is babby maed

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




I forgot about my thread because of weed I'm sorry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Sid Vicious posted:

because of weed I'm sorry

never say this

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




i got a vape and its basically a magic get me to do art button

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack


Clapping Larry

Good luck sid.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




im just making classical art with tater tots all night long tonight

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Doctor Dogballs posted:

the only reason some people wear tighty wightyes is because they do not know superior underpant options are available

I want to start a charity to save them.

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017


How is babby malformed?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

how long does the igniton of a sun take id imagine like 100 years. is it loud?

No stars are silent. You ever hear the sun bud? Man think about the questions you ask before you ask em smh

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Mumbling Nuggets posted:

How is babby malformed?

ask your mom.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



Will the Jimmy jazz still be around when covid is gone?!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Sid Vicious posted:

i got a vape and its basically a magic get me to do art button

ANSWER THE FUCKIN QUESTIONS

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

kntfkr posted:

ANSWER THE FUCKIN QUESTIONS

Come on pudding pants wake up

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Mumbling Nuggets posted:

Why do Tighty Whities become Loosey Yellowies?

men arr discusting

kntfkr posted:

ummmm, why are you from Guelph? What gives man?

its just...its where i live...i cant help it bro...

Zil posted:

If I turned myself into a burrito, could I eat myself?

It depends if you're a carnivore asada burrito or not

kntfkr posted:

If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face if you were faced with him in all his glory? What would you ask him if you had just one question?

Florp, I would absolutely say hello what's up Florp. I would ask if unicorns were ever real.

Linux Pirate posted:

How vicious are you, Sid?

its ironic im actually really pleasant

Borrowed Ladder posted:

is it true if you take a cops badge that there not a cop anymore and your the the cop?


yes but unfortunately due to these transitive properties you also immediately become a bastard


Derpies posted:

Is canada even a real country

nah i really live in a small Vietnamese village, we all do we all pretend we're in Canada but we're all in massive blocks of tiny apartments in Vietnam

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

how long does the igniton of a sun take id imagine like 100 years. is it loud?

it takes at least a hundred years but it depends on if you remembered to press the little button on the front so it doesn't flood, it's actually completely silent


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

what would happen if you put a smaller microwave into a larger microwave and turned them on at the same time would it cook things twice as fast or four times as fasy or what this ones really bugging me lately

this is actually how you get unlimited energy but they don't want us to know about it so they tell us microwaves are dangerous. dont believe their lies

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Are you excited and or taking bets about when the Canada-USA border will open and when it will close again?

i hope it never opens again tbh lol

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

i have nipples sid, can you milk me?

lol

Saalkin posted:

Will the Jimmy jazz still be around when covid is gone?!

i didn't even know it was still open im not much of a bar guy

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Hey Sid, how can I find love?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




By popular demand posted:

Hey Sid, how can I find love?

how much money have you got?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Sid, do you consider yourself to be classy?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Sid Vicious posted:

how much money have you got?

I'll show myself out

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Zil posted:

Sid, do you consider yourself to be classy?

my favorite shirt says World's Greatest Farter (I Mean Father)

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

How are you handling the passing of Prince Philip?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Are you still taking questions?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







donkey salami posted:

How are you handling the passing of Prince Philip?

As a fellow member of the commonwealh let me take this question

.. the old loving oval office is dead..

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Florp eh. OK thanks Sid Viscous

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Now that we found love, what are we gonna do with it?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Sid, do you think you will let your kids become goons?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Zil posted:

Sid, do you think you will let your kids become goons?

I've thought about this and the alternative is that your kids become redditors. It's not a choice.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Now that we found love, what are we gonna do with it?

Take it to the edge of the knife i guess?

Zil posted:

Sid, do you think you will let your kids become goons?

Kid Vicious and his sister Sis Vicious

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

are the urinals that go down all the way to the floor the superior type?

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