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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Don't ask these north american wankers... they aint know poo poo

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




what should i put my shrimps on?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



what ate my baby

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Derpies posted:

what should i put my shrimps on?

There called prawns you racist


also honestly, just eat prawns by themselves... maybe a little vinegar..

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







AHH F/UGH posted:

what ate my baby

funny.. but after all these years, turns out it really was a dingo

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Why are Aussies so lovely when people from NZ seem so chill?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



What does bunyip taste like?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Linux Pirate posted:

Why are Aussies so lovely when people from NZ seem so chill?

cause we don't gently caress sheep

NEXT

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Should I go for this promotion at work even if the boss is a dick if it means a lot more money?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Nigmaetcetera posted:

What does bunyip taste like?

you don't wanna know..


... i still have nightmares

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
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When is your country gonna open back up so I can pet a drat wombat already

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Madness posted:

Should I go for this promotion at work even if the boss is a dick if it means a lot more money?

more money = better

then you can afford to buy steel toe boots and kick your boss in the loving oval office

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Why do I keep seeing these orbs in the periphery of my vision, and why are they speaking what sounds like Spanish?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Derpies posted:

When is your country gonna open back up so I can pet a drat wombat already

wombats are food, not friends.

also hosed if i know when it opens... hopefully never, then i dont have to see my family ...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




I heard austrians poop out of their mouth and eat out of their butt, is this true??

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Into The Mild posted:

cause we don't gently caress sheep

NEXT

Maybe you should gently caress some sheep?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




can i come live with you

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Smugworth posted:

I heard austrians poop out of their mouth and eat out of their butt, is this true??

youre getting austrians confused with austrnszs


simple mistake

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Linux Pirate posted:

Maybe you should gently caress some sheep?

cant... then id become the nz prime minister.

.. last person to make that mistake was jacinda

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Sid Vicious posted:

can i come live with you

why the gently caress not

all i do is drink beer, smoke ciggies, and sit outside and laugh at people

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Into The Mild posted:

why the gently caress not

all i do is drink beer, smoke ciggies, and sit outside and laugh at people

im gonna smuggle weed inside my body

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Allow me to speak in language that you will understand:

oi ya cant go down to the bottleo wif me centrelink and get us a pack of winnie blues and a fourex hey

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Sid Vicious posted:

im gonna smuggle weed inside my body

brother,.. australia has plenty of weed

but if you wanna come and kick the prime ministers rear end with me.. you're more than welcome



hes a oval office

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







AHH F/UGH posted:

Allow me to speak in language that you will understand:

oi ya cant go down to the bottleo wif me centrelink and get us a pack of winnie blues and a fourex hey

ok nice try

"wif" no
winnie blues ... heck yes oval office
"fourex" ... you filthy loving queenslander

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

what direction does your toilet flush

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Into The Mild posted:

brother,.. australia has plenty of weed

but if you wanna come and kick the prime ministers rear end with me.. you're more than welcome



hes a oval office

one of my friends brother and his girlfriend got arrested entering Australia with a bunch lf loving meth awhile back it was all over the news here lol

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

What's the deal with Lucy?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







yikes! posted:

what direction does your toilet flush

it flushes down

does it flush up in the US or something? what kind of question is this

nuketulsa
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram



Why is your accent the same as people from england

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."



What’s the best Australian made movie?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Spinz posted:

What's the deal with Lucy?

Oh gently caress its a woman

*clears throat*

OH hi, how are you doing, My name is mild, you look radiant today.. Can i have your number by any chance?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Ehud posted:

What’s the best Australian made movie?

The Castle

anyone says otherwise give me their names and ill punch them

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







nuketulsa posted:

Why is your accent the same as people from england

Why is your IQ the same as a donkey

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

Into The Mild posted:

it flushes down

does it flush up in the US or something? what kind of question is this

u freakin idiot does it go clockwise or counter

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Into The Mild posted:

Oh gently caress its a woman

*clears throat*

OH hi, how are you doing, My name is mild, you look radiant today.. Can i have your number by any chance?

So you aren't really Australian?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




okay so i listened to the Casefile episode about Snowtown and I already got Isaac's opinion but, does every kid in Australia end up getting molested or is that just a Snowtown thing because yeesh there was a lot of that

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Spinz posted:

So you aren't really Australian?

Oi... what kind of question is that?

wait... do you got a boyfriend or something?

i aint steppin on anyones toes hey...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Let's say you could domesticate a kangaroo, like, one of the larger ones so they weren't aggressive.
Could you really gently caress the hell out of them if they were like, all gussied up and coming on to you?
What if they had huge tits?

Like just theoretically if a big rear end kangaroo was all horned up and just had massive bongos would it be an excellent, tender lover, or just your average lay?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







yikes! posted:

u freakin idiot does it go clockwise or counter

my toilet kind of just doesnt go anywhere... its bolted to the ground

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yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

you ever box a 'roo, op?

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