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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




yikes! posted:

you ever box a 'roo, op?

If he follows my line of questioning I believe this becomes domestic violence

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Why are they called ozzies?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Big Beef City posted:

Let's say you could domesticate a kangaroo, like, one of the larger ones so they weren't aggressive.
Could you really gently caress the hell out of them if they were like, all gussied up and coming on to you?
What if they had huge tits?

Like just theoretically if a big rear end kangaroo was all horned up and just had massive bongos would it be an excellent, tender lover, or just your average lay?

alright mate ill level with you

you don't want a sheila roo..

have you seen how jacked the guys get?



You kind of want to gently caress the males .... its more fun

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Armitag3 posted:

Why are they called ozzies?

i thought it was "best cunts around"

Big Beef City posted:

If he follows my line of questioning I believe this becomes domestic violence

yeah man you don't get angry at stuff you gently caress hey... thats just not what gentlemans do

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Is crash bandicoot cool or is he an rear end in a top hat?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I have seen them, yea.
This is now actually a semi-serious question that I might expect an actual australian to know the answer to - when white settlers first came to the continent and saw Kangaroos is there any documented experiences of them meeting the fauna (specifically roos in this case) and not just describing them but being like "Ok seriously what the gently caress is THIS now lol look at this loving thing? What do we do with that?"

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

Why is there still a Sydney Opera House if AC/DC don't tour anymore?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Sid Vicious posted:

okay so i listened to the Casefile episode about Snowtown and I already got Isaac's opinion but, does every kid in Australia end up getting molested or is that just a Snowtown thing because yeesh there was a lot of that

Legit, i moved to South Australia after the snowtown poo poo happened... people loving loved teling that story

also the movie is pretty good
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_%28film%29

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Linux Pirate posted:

Is crash bandicoot cool or is he an rear end in a top hat?

he's american..so hes an rear end in a top hat...

NEXT

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







donkey salami posted:

Why is there still a Sydney Opera House if AC/DC don't tour anymore?

Why do i still wake up with boners even though i've had a kid?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



Into The Mild posted:

cause we don't gently caress sheep

NEXT

RUDE



Maybe you’d be nicer if you had an affectionate sheep to cuddle

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Big Beef City posted:

I have seen them, yea.
This is now actually a semi-serious question that I might expect an actual australian to know the answer to - when white settlers first came to the continent and saw Kangaroos is there any documented experiences of them meeting the fauna (specifically roos in this case) and not just describing them but being like "Ok seriously what the gently caress is THIS now lol look at this loving thing? What do we do with that?"

I did indigenous studies at university...

if you're really asking the question of "does kangaroo really mean "there he goes"" ... then no that's not true, the local tribes (Dharawal from memory) ... kangaroo is the name of the animal..

But as for first settlers and the roos.. i dunno, i didn't do australian history, I just did the parts where we murdered people and committed genocide.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



hello please tell me if i am gay or not

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Shithouse Dave posted:

RUDE



Maybe you’d be nicer if you had an affectionate sheep to cuddle

probably

but then again... im always a lot nicer after ive had a root

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Why did the kid and the poacher from Rescuers Down Under have American accents instead of Australian ones?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Hell Yeah posted:

hello please tell me if i am gay or not

look.. im gonna level with ya, nobody cares what you are, or call yourself..

the only person you should love is yourself,

if you wanna root girls or guys.. who cares, why limit yourself.. just root whoever, and whatever you like




unless its sheep... that's newzelanaders


and not your cousins.. thats tasmanians

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Linux Pirate posted:

Why did the kid and the poacher from Rescuers Down Under have American accents instead of Australian ones?

budget reasons

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i didn't come in here for a lecture i just want to know if io'm gay or not. is that so hard?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




you're... you're still my son no matter what but maybe you go stay with your mom for awhile bud

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




wrong thread lol

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Do people in Australia ever refer to something cool as being "swish"?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i came here for australian answers

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Why hang corks on your hat??? Is it to keep flies away from your face or what

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Hell Yeah posted:

i didn't come in here for a lecture i just want to know if io'm gay or not. is that so hard?

wanna suck my dick?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Into The Mild posted:

ok nice try

"wif" no
winnie blues ... heck yes oval office
"fourex" ... you filthy loving queenslander

Let it be known that Australians are such ciggy butt brain drongos that they don't even know that bogans say wif

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Sid Vicious posted:

wrong thread lol

maybe the right thread

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



Into The Mild posted:

wanna suck my dick?

it depends on if i'm gay or not and you know that.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







AHH F/UGH posted:

Let it be known that Australians are such ciggy butt brain drongos that they don't even know that bogans say wif

as long as you're not a queenslander you're alright with me

Armitag3 posted:

Why hang corks on your hat??? Is it to keep flies away from your face or what

yeah flies and dropbears

Hell Yeah posted:

i came here for australian answers

same

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Do people in Australia ever refer to something cool as being "swish"?

its a big country..

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Who is Sunny and why is he my "Jim"?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Hell Yeah posted:

it depends on if i'm gay or not and you know that.

if you were really gay, you'd jump at the chance to suck my dick... so case closed

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



don't you ever say i'm not gay.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Hell Yeah posted:

don't you ever say i'm not gay.

Hell Yeah!

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

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Why do we only have mods from wanker island in GBS and not your island OP? Is this blatant discrimination against us colonials?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Derpies posted:

Why do we only have mods from wanker island in GBS and not your island OP? Is this blatant discrimination against us colonials?

Dunno

im gonna sleep on it

i'll let you know in the morining

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




how did i get here and how do i get out i miss my family its very cold

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



how often do you rant about abbos

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


How can you read when everything's upside down

e: sorry that was insensitive of me

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn s,ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ uǝɥʍ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ ʍoH

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Do you ever go to the edge of your town or trailer park or subterranean mining colony or whatever, and look outwards and think about the 3000 km of inimical-to-life desert in front of you, and the teeming horde of deadly poisonous creatures behind you, and just fall over screaming?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Hell Yeah posted:

hello please tell me if i am gay or not

Your not but it would make it easier to get laid

It's a conundrum and a half to be sure

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




You never answered my question

Do you poop out your mouth and eat out of your butt

Answer me coward

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