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Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Don't ask these north american wankers... they aint know poo poo

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Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Derpies posted:

what should i put my shrimps on?

There called prawns you racist

also honestly, just eat prawns by themselves... maybe a little vinegar..

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:47

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

AHH F/UGH posted:

what ate my baby

funny.. but after all these years, turns out it really was a dingo

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:47

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Linux Pirate posted:

Why are Aussies so lovely when people from NZ seem so chill?

cause we don't gently caress sheep

NEXT

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:50

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What does bunyip taste like?

you don't wanna know..

... i still have nightmares

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:50

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Madness posted:

Should I go for this promotion at work even if the boss is a dick if it means a lot more money?

more money = better

then you can afford to buy steel toe boots and kick your boss in the loving oval office

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:51

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Derpies posted:

When is your country gonna open back up so I can pet a drat wombat already

wombats are food, not friends.

also hosed if i know when it opens... hopefully never, then i dont have to see my family ...

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:51

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Smugworth posted:

I heard austrians poop out of their mouth and eat out of their butt, is this true??

youre getting austrians confused with austrnszs

simple mistake

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:52

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Linux Pirate posted:

Maybe you should gently caress some sheep?

cant... then id become the nz prime minister.

.. last person to make that mistake was jacinda

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:53

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Sid Vicious posted:

can i come live with you

why the gently caress not

all i do is drink beer, smoke ciggies, and sit outside and laugh at people

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:54

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Sid Vicious posted:

im gonna smuggle weed inside my body

brother,.. australia has plenty of weed

but if you wanna come and kick the prime ministers rear end with me.. you're more than welcome

hes a oval office

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:56

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

AHH F/UGH posted:

Allow me to speak in language that you will understand:

oi ya cant go down to the bottleo wif me centrelink and get us a pack of winnie blues and a fourex hey

ok nice try

"wif" no
winnie blues ... heck yes oval office
"fourex" ... you filthy loving queenslander

# ¿ May 4, 2021 22:57

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

yikes! posted:

what direction does your toilet flush

it flushes down

does it flush up in the US or something? what kind of question is this

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:00

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Spinz posted:

What's the deal with Lucy?

Oh gently caress its a woman

*clears throat*

OH hi, how are you doing, My name is mild, you look radiant today.. Can i have your number by any chance?

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:01

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Ehud posted:

What�s the best Australian made movie?

The Castle

anyone says otherwise give me their names and ill punch them

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:02

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

nuketulsa posted:

Why is your accent the same as people from england

Why is your IQ the same as a donkey

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:02

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Spinz posted:

So you aren't really Australian?

Oi... what kind of question is that?

wait... do you got a boyfriend or something?

i aint steppin on anyones toes hey...

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:05

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

yikes! posted:

u freakin idiot does it go clockwise or counter

my toilet kind of just doesnt go anywhere... its bolted to the ground

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:06

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Let's say you could domesticate a kangaroo, like, one of the larger ones so they weren't aggressive.
Could you really gently caress the hell out of them if they were like, all gussied up and coming on to you?
What if they had huge tits?

Like just theoretically if a big rear end kangaroo was all horned up and just had massive bongos would it be an excellent, tender lover, or just your average lay?

alright mate ill level with you

you don't want a sheila roo..

have you seen how jacked the guys get?

You kind of want to gently caress the males .... its more fun

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:08

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Armitag3 posted:

Why are they called ozzies?

i thought it was "best cunts around"

Big Beef City posted:

If he follows my line of questioning I believe this becomes domestic violence

yeah man you don't get angry at stuff you gently caress hey... thats just not what gentlemans do

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:09

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Sid Vicious posted:

okay so i listened to the Casefile episode about Snowtown and I already got Isaac's opinion but, does every kid in Australia end up getting molested or is that just a Snowtown thing because yeesh there was a lot of that

Legit, i moved to South Australia after the snowtown poo poo happened... people loving loved teling that story

also the movie is pretty good
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_%28film%29

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:11

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Linux Pirate posted:

Is crash bandicoot cool or is he an rear end in a top hat?

he's american..so hes an rear end in a top hat...

NEXT

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:12

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

donkey salami posted:

Why is there still a Sydney Opera House if AC/DC don't tour anymore?

Why do i still wake up with boners even though i've had a kid?

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:12

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

I have seen them, yea.
This is now actually a semi-serious question that I might expect an actual australian to know the answer to - when white settlers first came to the continent and saw Kangaroos is there any documented experiences of them meeting the fauna (specifically roos in this case) and not just describing them but being like "Ok seriously what the gently caress is THIS now lol look at this loving thing? What do we do with that?"

I did indigenous studies at university...

if you're really asking the question of "does kangaroo really mean "there he goes"" ... then no that's not true, the local tribes (Dharawal from memory) ... kangaroo is the name of the animal..

But as for first settlers and the roos.. i dunno, i didn't do australian history, I just did the parts where we murdered people and committed genocide.

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:15

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Shithouse Dave posted:

RUDE

Maybe you�d be nicer if you had an affectionate sheep to cuddle

probably

but then again... im always a lot nicer after ive had a root

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:16

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

hello please tell me if i am gay or not

look.. im gonna level with ya, nobody cares what you are, or call yourself..

the only person you should love is yourself,

if you wanna root girls or guys.. who cares, why limit yourself.. just root whoever, and whatever you like

unless its sheep... that's newzelanaders

and not your cousins.. thats tasmanians

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:18

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Linux Pirate posted:

Why did the kid and the poacher from Rescuers Down Under have American accents instead of Australian ones?

budget reasons

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:19

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

i didn't come in here for a lecture i just want to know if io'm gay or not. is that so hard?

wanna suck my dick?

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:24

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Sid Vicious posted:

wrong thread lol

maybe the right thread

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:24

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

AHH F/UGH posted:

Let it be known that Australians are such ciggy butt brain drongos that they don't even know that bogans say wif

as long as you're not a queenslander you're alright with me

Armitag3 posted:

Why hang corks on your hat??? Is it to keep flies away from your face or what

yeah flies and dropbears

Hell Yeah posted:

i came here for australian answers

same

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Do people in Australia ever refer to something cool as being "swish"?

its a big country..

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:26

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

it depends on if i'm gay or not and you know that.

if you were really gay, you'd jump at the chance to suck my dick... so case closed

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:27

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

don't you ever say i'm not gay.

Hell Yeah!

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:29

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Derpies posted:

Why do we only have mods from wanker island in GBS and not your island OP? Is this blatant discrimination against us colonials?

Dunno

im gonna sleep on it

i'll let you know in the morining

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:32

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Vlonald Prump posted:

Is there a kind of Australian hippie that's obsessed with digeridoos and like, face paint and other aboriginal traditions the same way certain American hippies are obsessed with turquoise beads and dream catchers n poo poo

i dunno i guess...

Vlonald Prump posted:

What kind of insect is a vegemite

yes

Smugworth posted:

You never answered my question

Do you poop out your mouth and eat out of your butt

Answer me coward

its a state secret

Xaintrailles posted:

Do you ever go to the edge of your town or trailer park or subterranean mining colony or whatever, and look outwards and think about the 3000 km of inimical-to-life desert in front of you, and the teeming horde of deadly poisonous creatures behind you, and just fall over screaming?

no.. do you ever wake up living in a shithole country with no free medical, lovely education, and a loving 100 year old president and think.. gently caress what the gently caress did the boomers do?!

Armitag3 posted:

How can you read when everything's upside down

e: sorry that was insensitive of me

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn s,ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ uǝɥʍ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ ʍoH

skills

Sid Vicious posted:

how did i get here and how do i get out i miss my family its very cold

i dont understand

donkey salami posted:

So is this one of those threads that keeps stuttering cause of that weird time the ozzers live in and they hibernate for 4-6 months or until they shed their skins from last year?

Suprise!

# ¿ May 5, 2021 00:07

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

kntfkr posted:

Do u know my friend Sindy?

Sashimi posted:

How accurate was The Simpsons portrayal of Austraila in their 1995 episode "Bart vs. Australia"?

not accurate at all

Flannelette posted:

All the ones I've met have been tone deaf upper-middle class people who moved to Australia.

this is the most accurate thing ive read in my life

Shithouse Dave posted:

Can we use the Australian term of endearment in this thread or will the seppos be all pikachu face about it

please... gently caress the seppos

chaosbreather posted:

how can i convince people to stop doing stupid things that hurt me and themselves

I sadly don't know... have you tried punching them in the oval office?

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Can I get pregnant after anal?

if anyone can it will be you Kirk..

Good luck goatse man, go get butt pergenat!

# ¿ May 5, 2021 06:21

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Weka posted:

Isn't that all of Australian history up until, what, the nineties? Arguably yesterday?

So I know how you get kangaroos and wallabies but how do you get each type specifically? Like if it's a bloke or a sheila shagging the dingo, which one do you get?

Also kiwis don't gently caress sheep they make love to them. We are a very sensitive people.

this is a pretty serious question, which deserves the most serious anwser i can give.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 15:35

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Derpies posted:

How do australians sheer sheep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1V96Y533Ds

donkey salami posted:

props to the OP for going into the other threads to help out there.

An Australian working hard?

Has OP ever been to that Australian town that is pretty much all underground? Like Australia needed to make Mad Max happen for real?

Theres a town just outside Adelaide that's like that.. its a mining town called Coober Pedy

yikes! posted:

did u cry when steve irwin died? how many times a day do you say crikey?

No, I kind of just went "about time i guess"

That said a couple weeks later at a halloween party, two totally seperate guys who didn't know eachother came to the party, one dressed as Steve Irwin with the barb in his heart... the other as the stingray.. was amazing.

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Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Lolie posted:

"Just outside Adelaide" being an almost 9 hour drive.

Welcome to Australia

# ¿ May 6, 2021 07:03

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