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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



Crown shaped tater tots are good but so are the classic tater tots. I also got store brand tater tots once and they were like 20% bigger than the normal tater tots, which was pretty good actually.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Ain't had tater tots come fifteen year now l

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Tater tots are good but they're never something that I crave. If they happen to come into my life I will eat them happily.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.

Tater tots are God's food

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

douse'em with tabasco and smother'em with ketchup and call me the tatertocalypse

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



The existence of Tater Tots then implies the existence of Tater Newborns, Tater Infants, Tater Children, Tater Pre-Teens, Tater Teens, Tater Young Adults, Tater Adults, Taters Middle Aged and Elderly Taters and I want exactly as much of that information as you wanted, which is none.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I piss on u tots

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

They take too much cooking
Using an oven is a hassle

Takes too long as well

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Tater tots are good but they're never something that I crave. If they happen to come into my life I will eat them happily.

if i am craving potato and i'm at home usually i'll make some tots. i would never get tater tots at a restaurant, it defeats the entire purpose (burn the gently caress out of your mouth by tossing tots into your mouth straight from the oven like tic tacs.)

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




cheese nd bacon and green onions and hell some sour cream throw some jalapenos on there no its not nachos its totchos boyee

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i like chili cheese tots with sour cream and green onion.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




no longer allowed within 100 meters of a school, qlso can't buy tater tots, just have to let all the neighbors know, thanks

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

Spinz posted:

They take too much cooking
Using an oven is a hassle

Takes too long as well

oven is a fools errand. deep fry them. it's quicker and they actually get crunchy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Do cats like tater tots?

If so that is excellent news we can use them to lure them into, and then sustain them on their long ocean voyage to the floor of it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

Carwash Cunt
Aug 20, 2007



Just yesterday I got a surprise tot. Looked like normal, but it was all delicious crust fused into the shape of a tot. No potato. Excellent start to the day.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



Smugworth posted:

Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

nice


Carwash oval office posted:

Just yesterday I got a surprise tot. Looked like normal, but it was all delicious crust fused into the shape of a tot. No potato. Excellent start to the day.

nice

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Spinz posted:

They take too much cooking
Using an oven is a hassle

Takes too long as well

Have you tried an air fryer. Ten minutes you got some tots goiní

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



is that raw sausage stuffed in that tot

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i find preheating the oven to be very meditative.

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017



Chili cheese tots from sonic are pretty tasty.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Smugworth posted:

Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

You gotta put Reuben fixins in the tater keg and dip em in 1000 island

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


this thread is a little high calorie and low caliber for me

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Doctor Dogballs posted:

is that raw sausage stuffed in that tot

It's steak tartare atop crab kegs, you ill-bred dunderheaded philistine. Now kneel before TATER KEG.

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.



Good tater tots are better than good fries.

Bad tater tots are worse than bad fries.

Both are inferior to the superior forms of fried potato: The Wedge and The Curly Fry.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBgS_hfssY

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

You gotta put Reuben fixins in the tater keg and dip em in 1000 island

Think bigger friend.



a TATER KEG for every occasion!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Smugworth posted:

Cower in fear puny tots, for TATER KEG has arrived!



Stuffed with all manner of deliciousness.

All shall love TATER KEG and despair.



Just try and fit more than one of these in your stupid air fryer. Hope you got the rotisserie attachment.

is there any research into tater barrels or tater tankers? which kickstartr do i have to support to get this into action?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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How do you procure these tater kegs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How do you procure these tater kegs

Tweet your favorite TATER KEG recipe @TaterKegs and use the hashtag #BigTaterEra



https://twitter.com/TaterKegs/status/1131581492755390464?s=19

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Smugworth posted:

Think bigger friend.



a TATER KEG for every occasion!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I can only find them on Amazon. It comes in a 10 pound box and they cost like 90-100 dollars

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




the guy on top chef who made cauliflower tots on the most recent episode should have gone home that show is fuckin rigged

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




10 pounds for $90-100 works out to roughly $9-10 per pound!!

WOW!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





You know what french fries don't have enough of? Oil. Let's max out surface area before frying and make some pure delicious death

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Smugworth posted:

10 pounds for $90-100 works out to roughly $9-10 per pound!!

WOW!



I would gently caress those burgs up

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28#t=55s

sing along with me now

"Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Tater tots! Ta-ter ta-ter tots!"

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




I once referred to myself as a tater tot dumpster and I'm sticking with that

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Crusty Nutsack posted:

I once referred to myself as a tater tot dumpster and I'm sticking with that

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

tater tots are one of the greatest foods of all time

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