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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


about what to order

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


like do i get the lobster telephones with extra knitted pickle and a side of houses

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i wouldn't think too much about it, they never give you what you ask for


tyvm hbag

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


or do i pay extra and get the shattering deconstruction of reality with a top of lush pink forests

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


and like do i get the turquoise drink or the drink turquoise

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Heather Papps posted:

i wouldn't think too much about it, they never give you what you ask for

that's true but also somehow untrue

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




alexandriao posted:

that's true but also somehow untrue

there's always some sort of connective tissue between order and what is delivered but the last time i asked for a giant ant they tried to feed me my moms sister so i don't go there unless nothing else is open


tyvm hbag

Robot Made of Meat



It hardly matters what you order, really. They'll never bring you a flaming phone book.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

wimsy



excuse me, i asked for melted clock on this pile of ants

Manifisto




I've always had a weakness for the mcstache but honestly they're just so waxy


ty heather papps and luvcow

nut


wimsy posted:

excuse me, i asked for melted clock on this pile of ants

hasnít been the same since they added the warning after that woman spilled hot clock all over her lap

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Jaguars!




Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I just wish the guy would stop encouraging me to sleep with his wife.

Ass-penny



Heather Papps posted:

i wouldn't think too much about it, they never give you what you ask for


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns







ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




You never know what youíre gonna get at McDaliís but at least itís fast. I tried that new chicken finger place Godotís last week and just kept waiting and waiting




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

super sweet best pal



I'll have a bucket of chupa chups.

frump truck
this is my text



pro hack: you can get your premonition of civil war with a side of boiled beans, they don't say that on the menu but you can

nut


Heather Papps posted:

i wouldn't think too much about it, they never give you what you ask for

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

RetroEnbyRobot


Give me hammed borgor or give me deaff

nut


Dali losing his mind when he figures out what a McGriddle is why didnít I think of it first

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


lolling hard at this thread because i spent weeks researching the dude for a script: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko938Us5gqQ

frump truck posted:

pro hack: you can get your premonition of civil war with a side of boiled beans, they don't say that on the menu but you can

lmao

my favorite discontinued mcdali item? gotta be the Tanguy Spiderbites(tm) which was just a box of live spiders, eaten at a party

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Flavius Aetass


This avatar should not be read as endorsing any violence against women, only the destruction of the United States of America.


McDali's is p overrated imo

I really prefer NotaBurger

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


trying to talk to the cashier but every time i focus on her face i realize that what i assumed to be a solid surface is really a cloud of whizzing particles in the shape of a face

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


OSHA designing a whole new sign for the Escherteria entrance, WATCH EVERY STEP.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


legal fact: within the physical boundaries of all McDali franchises and corporate offices are the ONLY place you can, without risking arrest, commit Giraffe Arson.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


apologizing to mae west for accidentally sitting on her face after confusing her lips for a plush leather sofa

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Flavius Aetass


This avatar should not be read as endorsing any violence against women, only the destruction of the United States of America.


at the notaburger: I'll take a number 2 with a coke

lady holding a picture of the number 2: can you do that again but without saying "with a coke"

Jaguars!




Opening the box for my Pollockburger: Oh man I think I'm going to need a fork for this

Jaguars!




The Van Goburger looked good at first but you will NEVER guess what I found in the middle of it

Ventral EggSac



The Flaming Giraffe machine is always broken smh

Flavius Aetass


This avatar should not be read as endorsing any violence against women, only the destruction of the United States of America.


Ventral EggSac posted:

The Flaming Giraffe machine is always broken smh

it's never really broken. they just say that because it takes forever to eat it every day

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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


staring at an egg just fuckin losing my poo poo at the potentialities contained within

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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