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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I'm dizzy and I was taking a big poo poo, have eggsacs on the ventral side of my body

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low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.

How is babby formed

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

What do you secretly wish gbs had a thread about?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



low key sex master posted:

How is babby formed

Wow very complex, it has a lot to do with cum and eggs though

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Spinz posted:

What do you secretly wish gbs had a thread about?

Good question, we have a lot of eating and pooping material, so maybe something more spiritually fulfilling or less about base gluttony
Maybe about monkeys, or clothes

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Spinz posted:

What do you secretly wish gbs had a thread about?

Actually after thinking about it I love CYOAs and collaborative art ones

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009


Where do you get your ideas

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





What if we had two buttholes and four buttcheeks? What then, mister man?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Oh Don Piano posted:

Where do you get your ideas

Mostly MBMBAM or Comedy BangBang

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Another inferior product to Derpies Answers

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Linux Pirate posted:

What if we had two buttholes and four buttcheeks? What then, mister man?

What if I told you we already do (assmouth theorem)?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Derpies posted:

Another inferior product to Derpies Answers

That reminds me, don't forget to hug tonight everyone

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Monkeys?

Monkeys????

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004



What's the best final fantasy

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


The Bramble posted:

What's the best final fantasy

Tactics

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






who made my toes too big and as a follow up why dont they sell shoes by toe size

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






if bats and birds can fly why cant mice or sbakes

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






why dont bees wear shoes

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


if someone is truly immortal and can live through decapitation, then if they get their head cut off does phantom pain happen in specific limbs or through the whole missing body at the same time

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



why come my gspot is in my rear end in a top hat

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



The Bramble posted:

What's the best final fantasy

The one where a log goes through the car windshield

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

who made my toes too big and as a follow up why dont they sell shoes by toe size

God is a cruel mistress

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

why, god?!?!?!? why!?!?!?!?!??

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if bats and birds can fly why cant mice or sbakes

See above

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

why dont bees wear shoes

Their feet are calloused enough to not need it

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right


my ice cram melts when i leavei t outside how can i stop this?

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




Grumblepuff posted:

my ice cram melts when i leavei t outside how can i stop this?

astronaut icecream

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



signalnoise posted:

if someone is truly immortal and can live through decapitation, then if they get their head cut off does phantom pain happen in specific limbs or through the whole missing body at the same time

If you poke them in a spot where their body used to be that's where they will feel it, but the catch is that it's how they saw themselves so they will think they were swole and.hace more muscles than in reality maybe it won't hurt for example

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Grumblepuff posted:

my ice cram melts when i leavei t outside how can i stop this?

Eat it quick, EAT IT QUICK ITS DRIPPING

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right


Excellent recommendations, both of you.

"How to survive robbery at brunch in the mall? Please hurry."

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011


Why does diarrhea burn your butthole sometimes?

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


When you're sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst, diarreah?

Diarreah?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Grumblepuff posted:

Excellent recommendations, both of you.

"How to survive robbery at brunch in the mall? Please hurry."

This mustn't register on an emotional level.
First, distract target - hot egg to the face. Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate.
Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


When is the onion dispenser coming back to the Costco food court

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Cobra Commander posted:

Why does diarrhea burn your butthole sometimes?

Let it out slowly, friction between your sphincter and dookie water is tremendous

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Hairy Right Hook posted:

When you're sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst, diarreah?

Diarreah?

Yes

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

When is the onion dispenser coming back to the Costco food court

When Big Onion doesn't have such a stranglehold over our democracy

nuketulsa
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram



Is it a good idea to start GBSCoin as a crypto ???

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







nuketulsa posted:

Is it a good idea to start GBSCoin as a crypto ???

the mods are asleep so yes

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



nuketulsa posted:

Is it a good idea to start GBSCoin as a crypto ???

Cockchain LOL

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