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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I'm dizzy and I was taking a big poo poo, have eggsacs on the ventral side of my body

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

low key sex master posted:

How is babby formed

Wow very complex, it has a lot to do with cum and eggs though

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Spinz posted:

What do you secretly wish gbs had a thread about?

Good question, we have a lot of eating and pooping material, so maybe something more spiritually fulfilling or less about base gluttony
Maybe about monkeys, or clothes

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Spinz posted:

What do you secretly wish gbs had a thread about?

Actually after thinking about it I love CYOAs and collaborative art ones

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Oh Don Piano posted:

Where do you get your ideas

Mostly MBMBAM or Comedy BangBang

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Linux Pirate posted:

What if we had two buttholes and four buttcheeks? What then, mister man?

What if I told you we already do (assmouth theorem)?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Derpies posted:

Another inferior product to Derpies Answers

That reminds me, don't forget to hug tonight everyone

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The Bramble posted:

What's the best final fantasy

The one where a log goes through the car windshield

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

who made my toes too big and as a follow up why dont they sell shoes by toe size

God is a cruel mistress

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if bats and birds can fly why cant mice or sbakes

See above

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

why dont bees wear shoes

Their feet are calloused enough to not need it

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

signalnoise posted:

if someone is truly immortal and can live through decapitation, then if they get their head cut off does phantom pain happen in specific limbs or through the whole missing body at the same time

If you poke them in a spot where their body used to be that's where they will feel it, but the catch is that it's how they saw themselves so they will think they were swole and.hace more muscles than in reality maybe it won't hurt for example

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Grumblepuff posted:

my ice cram melts when i leavei t outside how can i stop this?

Eat it quick, EAT IT QUICK ITS DRIPPING

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Grumblepuff posted:

Excellent recommendations, both of you.

"How to survive robbery at brunch in the mall? Please hurry."

This mustn't register on an emotional level.
First, distract target - hot egg to the face. Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate.
Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Cobra Commander posted:

Why does diarrhea burn your butthole sometimes?

Let it out slowly, friction between your sphincter and dookie water is tremendous

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Hairy Right Hook posted:

When you're sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst, diarreah?

Diarreah?

Yes

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

When is the onion dispenser coming back to the Costco food court

When Big Onion doesn't have such a stranglehold over our democracy

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

nuketulsa posted:

Is it a good idea to start GBSCoin as a crypto ???

Cockchain LOL

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

will I ever get the hell out of Georgia :smith:

You can get the hell out of Georgia but you can't get the Georgia out of hell (Confederacy)

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Grumblepuff posted:

Some other peeps are at a strip club having lunch. Should I go to a strip club for lunch or dinner?

I hate eating peeps for any kind of meal

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

kdrudy posted:

Why am is if is was are?

Definitely. I'm peeing in a Marshall's.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Should I listen to the song Achy Breaky 2 by Buck 22 feat. Billy Ray Cyrus???

Why not? Getting gas at Kum on Me

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Weka posted:

Thanks for this.

How many glasses of wine is an appropriate hangover cure?

Wine has tannins, so -1. Just saw a licence plate that said BLKNTAN, what the gently caress

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

BigBadSteve posted:

Whatever happened to the superior Derpies Answers?

Melinda Gates is buying it last I heard.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Nightmare Cinema posted:

Does spider have pusspuss?

Oh yeah, a big one too

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Weka posted:

Wrong! I drunk the whole bottle and it helped.
That's presumably just some Irish monarchist's car.

Does your username mean ballbag?

My username was written like much of my posting; somewhat stream of consciousness, word association. Only on further reflection do I see it could mean balls

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