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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



my coworker waheed said this place had pretty good hamburgers. i wonder if waheed has crabs

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BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






my bacon cheese burger has chlamydia

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



tanya for the last loving time im not paying 8 dollars for mr pibb. im paying 8 dollars to watch you pour mr pibb on yourself to the beat of the 2012 eminem song "monster"

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

hmmmmm, this pizza has at least 4 different peoples pubic hair, yet all the people i see have none,
Curious.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



staberind posted:

hmmmmm, this pizza has at least 4 different peoples pubic hair, yet all the people i see have none,
Curious.

i didnt order this pizza with SAUSAGE

*slap bass, executive producer larry david*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



there is now a puddle of mr pibb all around me. i would get up to complain but my left foot is pibbed to the floor. tanya is telling charity she's keeping the baby.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Waheed lied this isn't a buffet of rear end it's a normal buffet

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


My life is devoid of meaning.

*eats greasy egg roll*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



rear end buffet sounds like a porno title circa 2008. you know, when they were calling movies things like "gapers" or "cum carnival barkers 12"

anyways tonya can i get another pibb, this one has eaten through my red plastic cup and is gnawing its way through the parts of the floor that dont have a thin layer of protective biofilm on it.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 05:42 on May 5, 2021

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



i need to casually excuse myself to go to the restroom where i will calmly rip the toilet paper dispenser off the wall and shove it directly into the terlet. i will then take a drag off of my mango e cigarette.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 05:41 on May 5, 2021

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



you havent lived until you've received a lapdance while the price is right themesong plays in the background

Cafe Barbarian
Apr 22, 2016

There's one roulade I can't sing

I like in 90s movies how when they have to do an exposition scene with a bunch of dialogue they always have the scene in a strip club.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!


In another life I did some bottom of the barrel videography work and at one point I was hired to help shoot a scene for a go-nowhere sitcom pilot in a strip club. The day we shot was taco buffet day, which is a lol gag on its own, except - and I poo poo you not - the strip club tacos were actually goddamned amazing and had the kind of flavor explosion you usually have to go to a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant in a large city for.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Cafe Barbarian posted:

I like in 90s movies how when they have to do an exposition scene with a bunch of dialogue they always have the scene in a strip club.

yeah not one of those tits in the background were pibbed.

gently caress, some of them werent even topless, and there were absolutely no loose hanging dongs. the absolute loving gaul of some of those directors.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



bloodysabbath posted:

In another life I did some bottom of the barrel videography work and at one point I was hired to help shoot a scene for a go-nowhere sitcom pilot in a strip club. The day we shot was taco buffet day, which is a lol gag on its own, except - and I poo poo you not - the strip club tacos were actually goddamned amazing and had the kind of flavor explosion you usually have to go to a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant in a large city for.

badass.

Vakal
May 11, 2008


The girls prefer to be called urban folk dancers.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


where's the gabagool

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

starting a fight in the buffet line

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




What do you mean you mean you don't have a New York Strip steak?! What sort of club is this?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

I don't care of it's a breakfast dish I'm having chicken fried steak while the stripper sets her ipod playlist before putting it on into the dock for her set!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

My club sandwich is missing the top slice of bread.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lunch buffet at the strip club. I love it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

time to make it rain, motherfuckers! *throws handful of french fries into the air*

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Is tuggin allowed in the mimosa brunch room?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


*teaches trick to eating wings to a group of strippers as White Snake blasts in the background*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Why the gently caress am I eating lunch here? Am I really that desperate?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Why the gently caress am I eating lunch here? Am I really that desperate?

It was Jerry's turn to choose. You know how those accounts receivable people are.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Really trying to close this business deal but Chardonnay keeps sticking her rear end in my dipping sauce

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Why the gently caress am I eating lunch here? Am I really that desperate?

11:30am on a Monday is primo titty time.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







i actually went to a strip club back in like 2008 cause it was 1 block from my house, and it had this sign outside that said "GREAT FOOD INSIDE"

I was skeptical, so I went for lunch.

It was NOT great food...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I've never actually gone to a strip club, so imagine that I show up extremely begrudgingly and totally expecting the worst food.
Find it.
And then sit, transfixed while holding a corn dog while staring at 'Jenny' because she looks like a girl I knew from High School, but in that "I didn't have a crush on her, and didn't know her at all, but recognized her in the hall way once in a while" kind of way? But my face has this mixture of "IS that Jenny and vague disgust/fascination" on it. All of which the bouncer sees and mistakes me as some freak-o stroking a corn dog with a mortis grin and tries to throw me out while you guys are just shooting the poo poo. And then I have to try and explain this entire situation to him, which he lets slide, but keeps staring at our entire group for the rest of the time we're there and we get just awful service now because of it and everyone wants to leave early and is now pissed at me for.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Big Beef City posted:

I've never actually gone to a strip club, so imagine that I show up extremely begrudgingly and totally expecting the worst food.
Find it.
And then sit, transfixed while holding a corn dog while staring at 'Jenny' because she looks like a girl I knew from High School, but in that "I didn't have a crush on her, and didn't know her at all, but recognized her in the hall way once in a while" kind of way? But my face has this mixture of "IS that Jenny and vague disgust/fascination" on it. All of which the bouncer sees and mistakes me as some freak-o stroking a corn dog with a mortis grin and tries to throw me out while you guys are just shooting the poo poo. And then I have to try and explain this entire situation to him, which he lets slide, but keeps staring at our entire group for the rest of the time we're there and we get just awful service now because of it and everyone wants to leave early and is now pissed at me for.

I totally know you haven't been to a stripclub... cause you think Jenny is a psudonym you would hear at a stripclub..

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

its all nice on rice posted:

It was Jerry's turn to choose. You know how those accounts receivable people are.

I'd call human resources about this if their shitfuck of a VP wasn't here too


You're cut off. Don't make me get Big Sol the bouncer.

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

When I asked for the lazy susan I was expecting a tray of condiments. Not the stripper with the wonky eye and hygiene forgetfulness.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Haha nothing like lunch with a view am I right fellas?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I wore button down tear off track pants, because I thought you meant that WE were...I mean, like when you go to a Tennis Club or a Golf Club you actually DO the thing so I just assumed...This is dumb.
*sits, with feet perched on the rungs of one of those high bar chairs because the floor is stickier than a movie theater from all the Mr. Pibb everywhere*

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

my coworker waheed said this place had pretty good hamburgers. i wonder if waheed has crabs

who is waheed

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





*carefully scans receipt into expense report so “Melons Gentlemen’s Club” isn’t visible*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

No mournful tits yet, what kinda day shift strip club is this?

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





*drapes tie over obvious boner*

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