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Hey there everyone. I am a pilot in toilet Eve, also known as Eve Echoes. I've been playing now for almost 10 months, been in the same corporation that I have grown close to. KTF has been with me for the noob days when I tried to mine in the backwoods known as Syndicate. We have grown as a corporation, and as a group of friends I am close enough to call my second family. But this introduction isn't about them. This introduction is about another corp called HONK. HONK is a powerhouse of intel and covert operations. They have their beaks in every corner of the galaxy. If anything important happens in this game, it was cleared by mother goose. Everyone thinks that they controll what they do in the game, but really it's HONK pulling the strings. Why should this concern you, the average reader that hadn't even heard of this game, much less played it? It doesn't. This is for the guys in that corp that are reading this. I have spent my entire time here playing with the same guys, and have always admired HONK from afar. That said, recently there has been a contest for best meme in New Eden. On the Discord server this takes place is a bot that replaces random words with the word butt. ButtBot has taken phrases that seem normal, and made them hilarious. Another user there suggested that since ButtBot has made the crappy memes and discussion into something great, they will win the competition. That the only way to win would be to make an account called ButtBot. Well I did that. ButtBot was created only for the purpose of trolling the members of this competition, and hopefully win. No matter the outcome, it will be glorious. So why does that being me here? For this write up, I am hoping that I will be able to join HONK, only for a short time. That I will be able to show the entire galaxy, that not only did I have the fortitude to follow through with this goal, but that ButtBot will reign supreme. In any case, if I win, lose, or if this entire write up was for naught and I will be forced to return, tail between my legs, to the sad existence that I have known... It will be fun. Remember everyone: "The Galaxy is a Dumpster Fire" KTF Xeonon Joringer  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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do u tug
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May 6, 2021 23:53
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Welcome!
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May 6, 2021 23:55
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I don't play EVE or Toilet EVE but I think HONK should let you in because this was a pretty good effort post.
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May 6, 2021 23:58
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Suck my loving dick and balls you gently caress man (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 6, 2021 23:59
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I definely believe this is a sincere post I really do Totally
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May 7, 2021 00:00
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Thank you for signing your post. I look forward to more quality submissions from you op. Can I add you to my buddy list?  Warmest Regards, Dixville
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May 7, 2021 00:00
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Derpies posted:do u tug
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May 7, 2021 00:00
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OP did you read the "A Message To the Newbies!" section of the rules before making this thread and/or the "Low Content Posts" section?
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May 7, 2021 00:01
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Smoke you
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May 7, 2021 00:01
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hey there buddy would you like to tell me a little bit about yourself, bank account number, routing number, social security, just the basics, and we will get you a gimmick in no time. we've got a few to pick from, ever since koalas march was kicked outta here we could really use a black lady gif person, we all miss game quoter etc
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May 7, 2021 00:02
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Did you bring a copy of the GBS Posting Form 69-420z? Oh boy this is awkward.
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May 7, 2021 00:03
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skimmed over your post, probably took in about a dozen or so words... poo poo sucked. get hosed, OP
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May 7, 2021 00:03
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What’s eve
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May 7, 2021 00:03
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lol
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May 7, 2021 00:03
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Dear Watson posted:What’s eve not much wahts eve with you haha
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May 7, 2021 00:04
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Derpies posted:do u tug
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EorayMel posted:OP did you read the "A Message To the Newbies!" section of the rules before making this thread and/or the "Low Content Posts" section? SA Rules posted:Before you reply: Before replying, please ask yourself the following question: "Does my reply offer any significant advice or help contribute to the conversation in any fashion?" Methinks some of these posters replying to this thread have not read the Forums Rules either. I await the arrival of the mods with baited breath. Sincerely, Dixville
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May 7, 2021 00:05
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do you prefer a kiss on the forehead before i tuck you in or after
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May 7, 2021 00:06
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Derpies posted:do u tug
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May 7, 2021 00:07
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No but for real OP, what is the best ship in EVE, no google
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May 7, 2021 00:07
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May 7, 2021 00:07
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Uh,e xcuse me theres a cue here buddy. sure sure i get ur busy but thats no excuse to cut in line an be hecka rude, we all gots forms ta process an theres only one teller at the counter. backofthaline pal!
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May 7, 2021 00:08
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EorayMel posted:OP did you read the "A Message To the Newbies!" section of the rules before making this thread and/or the "Low Content Posts" section? Why would they bother checking your post history
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May 7, 2021 00:08
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oh poo poo I haven't seen one of these live in years. People still fall for this, incredible
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May 7, 2021 00:09
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Welcome 2 Honk
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Stop browsing my Linkedin 
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May 7, 2021 00:13
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Yeah it’s thoughtful op. 
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May 7, 2021 00:17
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah it’s thoughtful op. Disappointed.
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May 7, 2021 00:17
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Derpies posted:do u tug
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May 7, 2021 00:18
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Also I am convinced OP wrote most of this post with the help of AIDungeon
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May 7, 2021 00:19
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You did not describe your timezone with a picture. Application status: REJECTED
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May 7, 2021 00:24
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Please feel free to have a look at the pig's huge balls on your way out. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3889777
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May 7, 2021 00:25
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my shits aren't quite diarrhoea today but they aren't very solid either. just like your posts op
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http://torinak.com/qaop#!jetsetwilly please complete this game and show us how long it took. Lemme pay tenbux to j4g, I'm sure the forums known as "the internet hate machine" will welcome my toilet dwelling rear end with open arms as lurking for ages to get a feel of the place is so early 2000's. I want to kiss you on the mouth. maybe some tongue, to make sure your lips are not too chapped before you blow me, I hope you are a sensitive lover. I hope you will not mock my 3.7 inches of throbbing, veiny gristle. and instead admire my massive pendulous balls. whats your stance on interdicting? what sort of ships do you wish to fly, race? or are you going to hybrid an amarr disco lazergeddon like a proper sebestior. do you want to be the daddy? do you have what it takes? to be a daddy goose? we dont really know. also staberind fucked around with this message at 00:35 on May 7, 2021 |
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