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Lol this newb got pwnd
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Smugworth posted:Imagine being so wrong about tater tot hotdish This weak and shameful OP stands no chance against powerful Lamia Appreciator, William Henry Hairytaint.
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May 7, 2021 01:15
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I have let the Eve "Goons" know of your status here and shits hosed. You have not even talked to us. Let alone answered if you tugged or not.
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May 7, 2021 01:16
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honk.
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May 7, 2021 01:16
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Nooner posted:Lol this newb got pwnd
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May 7, 2021 01:17
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voted 5 great op
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May 7, 2021 01:17
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Also gonna let you in on a little secret. You tried too hard and believed making a thread here is a good idea. You have an Ego and let people control you. Talk to us and tell us how you feel.
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May 7, 2021 01:17
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Xeonon, obviously this went badly. But, you joined, so you still have a chance to impress us at our next Gutfeld! watch party. You better start watching now so you get the running gags.
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May 7, 2021 01:20
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Are you spending your 6 hour probation tugging, OP? I sincerely hope so, for all our sakes. Give us the blow by blow report as soon as you're back pls. 
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May 7, 2021 01:20
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OP tries to sneak out of my grasp like someone dropping an eggy fart while waiting in line at the DMV. I am too quick and keen to fall for OP's poo poo. I grab OP's gangrene-infested ankles and pull the OP back and do a power Wario Ground Pound like playing a bad Mario Party minigame. Both of OP's ends start spewing out from both ends like flushing backed up fire hydrants with the sour smell of poo poo wafting from one end and most of OP's cottage cheese-like guts out the other sounding like a rickety shitbox lawnmower dying in Shrek's swamp. I point at the OP and laugh hysterically as the OP's eyes start to roll up back into the OP's skull like a malfunctioning slot machine. I then heave OP up with both hands and do an Airplane Spin fifteen seconds straight. I throw my head back like Braveheart having his guts ripped out and rearranged by a torturer as I unleash all my pent up fury and powerbomb OP into OP's poo poo-caked shag carpeting. The upper half of OP's body is forever lost, only OP's lincoln log legs futilely kicking. My job is done
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May 7, 2021 01:21
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BigBadSteve posted:Are you spending your 6 hour probation tugging, OP? I sincerely hope so, for all our sakes. Give us the blow by blow report as soon as you're back pls. lol I didn't even notice the probe.
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May 7, 2021 01:21
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Oh come on he needed to talk to us.
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May 7, 2021 01:23
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honk
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May 7, 2021 01:24
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https://i.imgur.com/hNSd26T.mp4
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May 7, 2021 01:24
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this is very important why isn't this all over the new s
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May 7, 2021 01:25
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In the Black Company series of books there's occasionally "camel reverse centaurs" mentoned, lower half person upper half camel. This helps me visualize what that poo poo would look like
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May 7, 2021 01:27
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OP what is your clan's stance towards the Dimetrodon Collective?
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May 7, 2021 01:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r21Ei7F-LM
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May 7, 2021 01:30
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May 7, 2021 01:31
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https://i.imgur.com/FAXYpYA.mp4
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May 7, 2021 01:31
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Katamari Democracy posted:Oh come on he needed to talk to us. They committed the crime and now have to also commit the time. Also, I just really love probing people.
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May 7, 2021 01:32
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So I was taking a tremendous poo poo earlier, really straining. Veins bulging out of my neck, my eyes wide, completely drenched in sweat. Near the end I was screaming. Yeah that's it, that's the post. Just wanted everyone to know that I've got a real bathroom issue.
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May 7, 2021 01:35
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Derpies posted:do u tug I know this is late but I love u so much
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May 7, 2021 01:36
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Yo wheres buttbott?
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May 7, 2021 01:38
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Nelson Mandingo posted:So I was taking a tremendous poo poo earlier, really straining. Veins bulging out of my neck, my eyes wide, completely drenched in sweat. Near the end I was screaming. Eat more fiber and keep hydrated.
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May 7, 2021 01:38
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Nelson Mandingo posted:So I was taking a tremendous poo poo earlier, really straining. Veins bulging out of my neck, my eyes wide, completely drenched in sweat. Near the end I was screaming. This is how you play the game in the OP
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May 7, 2021 01:38
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Literally A Person posted:They committed the crime and now have to also commit the time. Also, I just really love probing people. It was a beautiful probe also I would be honored to be sixered by you. Make it really dirty. e: or festive, festive works too (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 01:50 on May 7, 2021 |
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May 7, 2021 01:46
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This was what my boyfriend looked like when I tried shrooms but it was his arms Ugh flashback
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May 7, 2021 01:47
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now this is posting take lessons
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May 7, 2021 01:48
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Nelson Mandingo posted:So I was taking a tremendous poo poo earlier, really straining. Veins bulging out of my neck, my eyes wide, completely drenched in sweat. Near the end I was screaming. Describe the turd, you tease.
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May 7, 2021 01:51
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swamp rear end
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May 7, 2021 01:51
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Butt wheres buttbott?
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May 7, 2021 01:56
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Welcome to Something Awful, new goon. 
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May 7, 2021 01:58
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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:drat gbs posters are bad Derpies posted:do u tug
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May 7, 2021 02:13
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Grevlek posted:I know this is late but I love u so much Lol ty but here we are page 3 and we don't know if OP tugs
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May 7, 2021 02:13
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I say we let this guy into the fleet.
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May 7, 2021 02:16
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super sweet best pal posted:I say we let this guy into the fleet. They do need more tug skippers
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May 7, 2021 02:19
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Suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat op
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May 7, 2021 02:28
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op i need you to wash my freakin ballsack with the finest of Persian soaps
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May 7, 2021 02:31
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hey, you guys like anime?
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May 7, 2021 02:36
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