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Macnult


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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The cool kids call it yakkin, banana canoeing, double down paddlin

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM




https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Twenty Four





What is on that dudes nose with the cord? Is this some Dune thing but the opposite because he is in the water?

Luvcow




Twenty Four posted:

What is on that dudes nose with the cord? Is this some Dune thing but the opposite because he is in the water?

in the yak world it's known as a donglesnitch and if you don't know what it is then you're not into



serious kayaking


nut


if you were that into it you’d do it on land too JUST SAYING

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nut


you drive to work? haha oh interesting

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Ventral EggSac



There's a a 70% increase in drownings among those who joke while kyaking

Luvcow




first rule of yaking: no smiling


Luvcow




me seeing a couple kids laughing as they kayak down the river and knowing they're already dead they just don't know it yet


Luvcow




making it through the rapids with a grim sneer on my face, I feel safe now on the calm waters and let a smile creep across my face. I realize too late the error of my ways as I'm engulfed in flames as my kayak spontaneously combusts.


nut


approaching the water with the same serious aggression and weaponry as the american gladiator who approaches the 33 year old sales manager contestant

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Luvcow




nut posted:

approaching the water with the same serious aggression and weaponry as the american gladiator who approaches the 33 year old sales manager contestant


Luvcow




oh honey let's try kayaking! it looks so fun!

*thousand yard stare*


Luvcow




sitting in a circle at my ptsd therapy group with war veterans, amputees, burn victims and kayakers


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Do you even yak bro?




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Stop calling it canoeing, English! Canoes are a different thing completely! Do you need me to draw you a loving diagram?? Do you see me calling your stupid skinny rowboats catamarans? No you do not! Learn the loving language!

Manifisto




[points to tattoos]: this one's for my first successful roll. this one's for my first hundred mile night ocean journey. this one's for battling the kraken to a draw. these ones down here, the paddles with the Xs through them, are for the men (and women, god help me) I've had to kill. this one's for the yakker who blew himself up to save me. goddamit gary, you're yakkin with the angels now.


ty pot smoke phoenix

Luvcow




Manifisto posted:

[points to tattoos]: this one's for my first successful roll. this one's for my first hundred mile night ocean journey. this one's for battling the kraken to a draw. these ones down here, the paddles with the Xs through them, are for the men (and women, god help me) I've had to kill. this one's for the yakker who blew himself up to save me. goddamit gary, you're yakkin with the angels now.


Heather Papps


hello internet friend





tyvm hbag

Luvcow





i cant see their facial expressions so I'm not sure if they're taking it seriously enough


Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i am fairly certain they are terrified beyond any levity


tyvm hbag

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The barista hands the customer in front of me a latte. Instantly I'm back in rapids. White foam overtaking me. I'm gasping for breath before I realize the other customers are staring at me.

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nut


sorry what is that? neon yellow plastic? so...no seal skin? haha okay, very cool, i bet it comes with a life jacket too

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