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Escape From Noise

The cool kids call it yakkin, banana canoeing, double down paddlin

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Escape From Noise

The barista hands the customer in front of me a latte. Instantly I'm back in rapids. White foam overtaking me. I'm gasping for breath before I realize the other customers are staring at me.

Escape From Noise

Kicked out of the open mic night for going ballistic on the so called "comedian" on stage claiming they're "a real kayaker" before launching into a stream of jokes about kayaking. IT'S NOT A loving JOKE.!

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Keep on kayaking
Always be kayaking
You've got to be making GBS threads me if you think I'm going to stop kayaking
Asshole, kayaking is my life
Kayak

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