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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

Hey there everyone. I am a pilot in toilet Eve, also known as Eve Echoes. I've been playing now for almost 10 months, been in the same corporation that I have grown close to. KTF has been with me for the noob days when I tried to mine in the backwoods known as Syndicate.
We have grown as a corporation, and as a group of friends I am close enough to call my second family. But this introduction isn't about them. This introduction is about another corp called HONK.
HONK is a powerhouse of intel and covert operations. They have their beaks in every corner of the galaxy. If anything important happens in this game, it was cleared by mother goose. Everyone thinks that they controll what they do in the game, but really it's HONK pulling the strings.
Why should this concern you, the average reader that hadn't even heard of this game, much less played it? It doesn't. This is for the guys in that corp that are reading this. I have spent my entire time here playing with the same guys, and have always admired HONK from afar.
That said, recently there has been a contest for best meme in New Eden. On the Discord server this takes place is a bot that replaces random words with the word butt. ButtBot has taken phrases that seem normal, and made them hilarious. Another user there suggested that since ButtBot has made the crappy memes and discussion into something great, they will win the competition. That the only way to win would be to make an account called ButtBot.
Well I did that. ButtBot was created only for the purpose of trolling the members of this competition, and hopefully win. No matter the outcome, it will be glorious. So why does that being me here? For this write up, I am hoping that I will be able to join HONK, only for a short time. That I will be able to show the entire galaxy, that not only did I have the fortitude to follow through with this goal, but that ButtBot will reign supreme.
In any case, if I win, lose, or if this entire write up was for naught and I will be forced to return, tail between my legs, to the sad existence that I have known... It will be fun.

Remember everyone: "The Galaxy is a Dumpster Fire"
KTF

Nooner

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MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011

just one more spin

i dunno it's not as good when u dont actually trick someone...

thanks for posting tho

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011



do u tug

Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012



Hexel posted:

do u tug

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

Tug AND honk

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 15, 2013

Flock of BJs



bonk bonk bonk BONK

Farts
Nov 4, 2005


Cum play Elite Dangerous

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 15, 2013

Flock of BJs


Farts posted:

Cum play Elite Dangerous

m'lord

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!



It's really not worth it and if people still spend their money just to join this poo poo then yikes.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Nooner posted:

sorry about ur thread OP ):

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Kaysette
Jan 4, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~




MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

thanks for posting tho

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