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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006



OK guys, I need this job, gotta make cash, so let's crowdsource some good things to write so I get all the Patreon money

current thoughts:

-Cool (spooky??) ARG with puzzles and such I give up on half way through (not creative enough, everyone would hate me)

-Go around and take pictures of local statues, installations (can't do this much)

-The water fountain reviews and dog social media were pretty funny. what about that soup factory? (everyone's moved on maybe)

-More articles on apologising to furries, etc

-My political opinions (could get some hatereads?)

-SomethingAwful style ASMR... like with grenades, city name sports team foam hands, read out GBS posts while rubbing against mic

Serious suggestions only.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Dear That Lady Who Had a Lot of Miscarriages,

We're sorry.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Elon Musk-SNL cut sketches

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






- Scathing reviews of other SA front page articles

- Your favorite listicles, presented in the form of a humorous graphic novel

- Write how you feel about the whole Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines situation

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




- What's up with that dude at work?

- Adventures in local pop radio stations.

- Dan Portless weighs in on a hot new controversy: Skinless Baked Potatoes.

- This week's top 10 list: Seasons.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right


Free OnlyFans Site Review- You review one free OnlyFans subscription you have per month.

"Snug like a Tug in a Rug"- A weekly anthology of you and Derpies commenting on the latest adult films.

Undercover Gamer- You play a game you know a lot about and pretend to be a noob to see what reactions you get (good, bad, or wtf)

Life Hack n' Slash- You try to gamify everything in your life for a week (excluding things that could get you fired/killed).

Chicken Chaser: You hang out outside of a KFC or Popeye's and try to busk for an entire family meal, piece by piece.

Grumblepuff fucked around with this message at 23:09 on May 7, 2021

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


Quotey posted:

-Go around and take pictures of local statues, installations (can't do this much)

Play Pokemon GO or Ingress for a day and take lots of pictures and write a story about your journeys

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007
Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

Interview all the sex offenders in your neighborhood. The twist is that the last interview is with yourself. Try to sell the script to M Night Shyamalan.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



something about the flags of our forefathers

endless retrospectives about how much the world, and us, have changed in the past twenty years

ranked and commented photos of bowel movements

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

an in depth 83 part expose on why everyone should shut the gently caress up

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007



just one long scrolling page of hundreds of various objects i drew with added buttholes

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Hire Worm Miller back on. Probably going to be expensive now that he's got the Sonic movie on his resume, but I need more Monstergeddon.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





tips for picking up tha ladies.

please, i really could use some help with that

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


top 5 reasons jesus needs to pray i dont find his absent rear end.

the cold snap it back, sex stories in freeze your balls off eskimo tribes.

hottest female videogame characters that are probably still virgins.

an abridged list of animals you can tie together [VIDEO]

hairs of bears, cool fashionistas turning your day into ursidae.

major womb failures, wombs you only had one job!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


The woman lowtax beat up promised me some money for an article and then ghosted and Im still bitter.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Good smoked meat rub recipes and tips

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

How about its the same old front page as always but it sucks your dick

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Hot new fruits of 2021 that you haven't tried yet this year from the store, this week: dates

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Tater tots: Is 2021 their year?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Jim got a prank played on him by Dwight could you imagine

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Unironic and plainly stated lawn care tips and lawnmower reviews.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Buy different but similar products from Chinese websites and review to find out which one is the most counterfeit, doesn't work, or breaks easiest.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010



More cartoons. Better than Shmorky's. Also whoever makes them has to do it for free.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



Let the forums fund the hard hitting front page political commentary like Buzzfeed listicles do for their journalism wing

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Old people who look like star WWE wrestlers from the mid 90's

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Video game reviews which include discussion on the storyline and game mechanics for a game the author hasn't played but is based solely on online fanart.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Tail Tales: Adventures in Monster Girl City

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Poohs Packin posted:

The woman lowtax beat up promised me some money for an article and then ghosted and Im still bitter.

Now you just turn it in again to fluff Daddy

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


We make grandpa watch anime.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005



Enema reviews

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Sourdough Sam posted:

More cartoons. Better than Shmorky's. Also whoever makes them has to do it for free.

Agreed but please pay them.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




Aet criticism of classical art but it's just stoned ramblings that mean absolutely nothing

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


The Top Ten Anime Betrayals

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006



Full Metal Jackass posted:

Video game reviews which include discussion on the storyline and game mechanics for a game the author hasn't played but is based solely on online fanart.

this is a fun idea... might do it

runnypoops posted:

How about its the same old front page as always but it sucks your dick

i can do this, i have a mouth

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Unironic and plainly stated lawn care tips and lawnmower reviews.

yeah idk how to do the lawn poo poo but i could pay people on fiverr

quote:

Dear That Lady Who Had a Lot of Miscarriages,

We're sorry.

yeah exactly great idea. the furry thing, then like apologise to the guy that had the sex doll? then the hot dog guy... apologiser to all the people that died on everest... loving this, loving this

Quotey fucked around with this message at 01:42 on May 8, 2021

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Jabberlock posted:

tips for picking up tha ladies.

please, i really could use some help with that

Tuggin'.

Goons like to read about stuff they can do.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


a lampoon on the death of George Floyd

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

A play by play recap of last week's Game of Talents game show hosted by Wayne Brady

Alternatively, an opinion piece on why you refuse to get vaccinated because it's not experimental enough of a vaccine, and you want to turn into some sort of coronavirus x-man.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



A no-nonsense review and description of various commercially available catheters

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Icy Hot Stuntaz: Where Are They Now?


Mating Rituals Of The Norwegian Field Smurf


PS5 - Gay?

neato burrito fucked around with this message at 02:15 on May 8, 2021

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006



what if i went to the old weekend webs and see what they're doing nowadays? like go to the bugfinding guys, see whos alive, talking with each other. and that old dragon forum where they wanted to buy madagascar. think that might be good... nostalgia you know?

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