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May 8, 2021 03:19
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Top 20 things I stole from goons this week
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May 8, 2021 03:22
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op, sell everything you own, use the money to travel the country by bus and present a weekly travelogue
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Why Nooner should/shouldn't be made a mod
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Numbers: Maybe each week a different number is featured and if a goon correctly guesses which number it was in advance then they were right. Culture Wars: Is 7 lucky or is it 8? The Dividing Line: How many 3s are there in 36? The Answer May Shock You.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Numbers: Numbers (after dark): 69
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neato burrito posted:Icy Hot Stuntaz: Where Are They Now? One of them is a Christian rapper now lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI
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Best Bird Awards: Each week our reporter combs through the multiple bird threads to find out which is this week's Top Bird.
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Something Awful forums from alternative realities Something Awful post titles from alternative realities Something Awful bannabe reasons from alternative realities and their explanations TV Shows that should exist but don't Movies of people who deserve them but don't exist
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I could write articles about dreams I have, everyone LOVES hearing about other people's dreams!
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Jokes stolen from BYOB
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Zil posted:Jokes stolen from BYOB Jokes from BYOB? Here, I will write the first article for free: " "
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Hehe I kid, BYOB is cool (:
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top ten websites that are more dead than something awful: you won't believe there's that many!
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50 red flags of our absolute garbage hell insane as hell daddyPoohs Packin posted:The woman lowtax beat up promised me some money for an article and then ghosted and Im still bitter. That is Richard's sole responsibility, from what I understand. Also, this from QCS: PHIZ KALIFA posted:If anyone reading this is owed money by lowtax and is interested in recouping that via lawsuit PM me.
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I'm not sure if Jeffrey has the rights to the Jeff K ip. My idea, articles written by Jef K, a young man both uber cool and a technology auteur.
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A JEFF Talk by Ted K.
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A survey of all the front page writer's pay rate and statement of intent of unionization.
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Laterite posted:Woke Cliff Yablonski A delightful weekly gardening column from a mellowed and medicated Cliff.
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Regular Cliff doing a gardening column in which he eviscerates your plants. Just tearing those fuchsias
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I never got to read the furry apology one and couldn't find it online. Does anyone have a copy is it really that bad
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A rotating series of textbook covers so that when people ask what we're reading we can say we're studying.
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Space Fish posted:Okay, after combing through the $GOON responses up to the time of this post, here are the forum stats: If the goings on right now in the stock trading thread isn’t front page worthy I don’t know what is
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An article titled "Ideas for Front Page articles" where I quote a bunch of posts from this thread and the posters get nothing except maybe a good tug.
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Poasty posted:I never got to read the furry apology one and couldn't find it online. Does anyone have a copy is it really that bad The first article should withdraw the apology to furries then really sink the boot in.
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