Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented


DO IT YOU DWEEBUS. I KNOW YOU UNBANNED. I SAWS IT. NOW YOU COME AND POST IN THIS THREAD NOW YOU SCHLONGUS.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



hes dead

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented



Oh no. Not that easily. I'm gonna make it last.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







Holy poo poo the callout! Only a total dweebus would shirk from honorably accepting the summons

What say you old garys diary or whatever

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







Nooner posted:

Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

Probably bein too drat fly for this cold rear end world

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented


Nooner posted:

Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

For impersonating gary oldmans diary.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Hm Gary Oldman's Diary must have thought it was White Boy Day. It ain't White Boy Day, is it?

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Face it LAP, GOD is dead.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented


Weka posted:

Face it LAP, GOD is dead.



No...

This can't be.

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Nooner posted:

Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3962212&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post513232954

autobanned in a most shamefully lazy manner. like at least do goatse or something

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Gary I have only ONE THING to say to you. Just ONE THING, you hear!???


















































































































Hello.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

I've never spoken to Gary Oldmans Diary but let this be my opener

*ahem*

Suck my balls!

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

You fuckman!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Gary Oldman's diary (as in the actor's diary and not the goon named Gary Oldman's Diary) probably has a bunch of weird poo poo about Jews in there.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uc-LIr4wD8

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

I dont see whats so special about this guy's milk. I thought he was just famous for being a method actor?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Bury Goldman In Derry I demand recompense

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




Gary Oldman's Diarrhea

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I don't want him back, he gave the Vengaboys the location of the forums. I still remember the fear and terror we all felt when we heard the Vengabus was coming, and after they'd come and gone things were never the same and I don't think they ever will be again.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I miss you GOD

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


He scurred

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Gaaaary Gaaaaaaary

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


Soiled Meat

sure okay posted:

I dont see whats so special about this guy's milk. I thought he was just famous for being a method actor?

lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Gary Oldman's Diarrhea

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Iíll pass on having him back

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyDb4szpWmc#t=224s

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Imagine not posting. It's unnatural.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Heís reverted to a feral-lurker state

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

Gary Oldman's died aiee

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



I remember when gary oldman's diary first sucked my dick. It was a crisp November morning. He was wearing gogo boots and ripped jorts. I was wearing nothing. It was an awkward encounter in the bank that morning and

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

I don't know who any of you people are

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


If he's such a good poster why isn't he posting? Checkmate

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

I'd like to read his diary entry on the fifth element

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Gary OLD man died of OLD age (little wordplay there for the more erudite goons to decipher)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented


I am dissatisfied, Gary. Really, really disappointed. Like, fo'shizzy upset. I close this thread and with it the part of my heart that you inhabit.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply