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Slumpy




your average super tanker can hold 84 million gallons of oil. my super tanker holds 84 million gallons of cum.

my plan? to invoke a spell that drives men on a migratory path to my oil tanker like moths to a flame to stand at the edge and cum into it


the average man ejaculates roughly 1/4 to 1 teaspoon. a few of us are not average men so it wouldnt require nearly as many men as u think but you're welcome to stay and have a longer 'sesh

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Iím doin some quick napkin math here. ~770 tsp per gallon, letís just say itís gonna take a thousand loads to get a gallon of cum, so weíre lookin for about 84 billion loads. Letís just use men of military age as a stand in for Ďmen of cumming ageí since itís a readily available statistic. Seems like men of military age is usually around 18% of a given countryís population, so out of 7.8 billion people weíve got about 1.4 billion cum shooting dudes. 84 bn loads divided by 1.4 billion shooters comes out to 60 loads each so yeah we can have that thing loaded up in a month or so.

Whatíre you gonna do with all that cum?




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Twenty Four




Offload that 84 million cum tanker into/onto one person at once, film it, and you will probably make more money in the porn business then you would selling it wholesale.

nut


not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it

Luvcow




nut posted:

not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it


your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




my cum tanker got stuck in the suez canal


thank you BALLS DILDO!!


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


frump truck
this is my text



the existence of cum tankers is another unfortunate byproduct of late-stage cumpitalism

frump truck fucked around with this message at 16:26 on May 8, 2021

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Cum tanker sends out a distress call: I require a tug.

biosterous






nut posted:

not me no thanks i'll stick to bottles under the bed where the bank cant get it

you should look for a good credit union as an alternative to the spank bank



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

Luvcow




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident


nut


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

lmfbo gross

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




every little fishing boat for miles around pulling booms, desperately trying to contain the cum slick




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




still finding cum balls on the beach years after the cum tanker accident




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


air tankers dropping massive loads of spermicide in a futile effort to contain the spill.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




biosterous posted:

you should look for a good credit union as an alternative to the spank bank

lol

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Pee is stored in the balls, cum in a tanker.

Gramps





got a job as a lobbyist for the cum industry trying to build a cum pipeline down to the gulf

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




have you been injured by cum-fracking? call the number on your screen now to join a nationwide class action lawsuit.


tyvm hbag

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


infiltrating the tanker to uncover sinister secrets

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alnilam


Posting in the springtime


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

lol

Khanstant



myconium, take 'er!

Mayor Dave



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

environmentalists cleaning off cum soaked birds with crusty socks after yet another cum-tanker accident

lol

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




In other news, as pro-cum tanker sentiment continues to grow domestically, today Dicksuckers Local 69 has announced their first strike in over four weeks. According to local suckery owner William J. Dicksuck III, his workers "believe that our resistance to cum tanking for logistics and shipping is somehow suddenly an ethical issue."


thank you BALLS DILDO!!


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nut


cum: ur welcome I guess

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google THIS



Angry admiral in a Far Side comic: No, no, no! I said I want a gunship!

Luvcow




google THIS posted:

Angry admiral in a Far Side comic: No, no, no! I said I want a gunship!


wimsy



google THIS posted:

Angry admiral in a Far Side comic: No, no, no! I said I want a gunship!

Billy from Family Circus: Gee, Mom, how dya think they got all the cum in the ship?

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




wimsy posted:

Billy from Family Circus: Gee, Mom, how dya think they got all the cum in the ship?

lol

CatBlack

hello world

pouring a pint into my cum tankard

e: oops, wrong thread

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




So we have figured how to load the tanker, but has anyone done that math of what it would take to unload it?

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GoutPatrol

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



do I gotta dip this into a vase first?

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