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Smik posted:Squats it's been fun drawing practice! Your hidden power is... The perfect power to practice my leatherworking! What could make better holiday gifts for my friends and family than taxidermized handicrafts out of my own skin! Or mini Necronomicons!  And what an excellent Scraggy and slightly-used-Scraggy-skin drawing. Thank you!
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May 14, 2021 19:25
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McPhearson posted:What powers did I never know I had? It wouldn't have changed the power since it was really the name that solidified the idea, but the avie would have been more along the lines of "My God do I need this cup of tea" EDIT: Thanks to whoever got me a new avie! Smik fucked around with this message at 09:33 on May 15, 2021 |
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May 14, 2021 20:49
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What's my power? I hope it's something cool!
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May 14, 2021 21:32
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Mederlock posted:I heard there was some good posting roundabout these parts Mederlock your power is... SURPRESS HUMANITY - You can temporarily strip yourself of all your humanity and emotion for an hour! - Feel sad? Horny? Angry? Sympathy? Do the problems of the world and the people who are hurting make you feel awful? SURPRESS IT ALL AWAY! - While terrible, becoming a soulless automation is extremely useful if you have a soul-crushing job -- no soul, no crushing!
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May 14, 2021 21:38
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YoursTruly posted:I'd like to find out my Special Power, OP. YoursTruly your power is... RACCOON WRANGLER! - You have the power to dominate raccoons! - Raccoons will acknowledge you as their leader and while most will not die for you, they will obey your commands! - You can't summon raccoons psychically but you can sense their presence and command them to come to you if they are within verbal range! - You can also create Raccoon Law, which is the ability to 'write' laws into the raccoons you are around which they will obey as long as their lives are not in danger! Laws are written into individual raccoons. - You also know the human equivalent of their names. Eg., a common identification translates to "Joe".
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May 14, 2021 21:54
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Zeth posted:i hope it's something really baffling, just entirely out of left field Zeth the RNGods have proclaimed your power is... RAGDOLLING! - You have the baffling ability to cause your body to go completely limp and have something not-quite-like physics take over! - Due to the not-quite-physics element, your body does not behave like it is 60% water and instead behaves like it is 60% Styrofoam! - This "Styrofoam" property means that it does not have the weight or mass (due to acting like it is full of air) to land with the same level of force, reducing the amount you will hurt from the sudden collapse! - Theoretically you should be able to survive falls of great height by Ragdolling, but it is useless for reducing injury from impact since your mostly Styrofoam body will shatter rather easily when struck by solid objects travelling at speed.
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May 14, 2021 22:09
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Rectovagitron posted:This is incredible. Rectovagitron your power is also incredible as it is an A-Rank Super Power... THE PONY GOD - You have the power to become the Ultimate God of My Little Pony! This grants you control over several elements, cultures and corporations! - You become any combination of girl/pony while this power is active! - You can fly! - You can change into any pastel colour! - You can grow a horn! - You have minor telekinesis! It has limited range of line-of-sight and matches your physical strength and speed in terms of lifting/travel! - You can summon and control bronies! - Due to legal complications, being the Pony God also means you control Hasbro and can bend the board, CEO and shareholders to your will! - Anyone that buys Hasbro (and you have to allow it, given you can bend the will of the board, corporate officers and shareholders) also falls under your domain! - Lauren Faust is your one weakness! Don't let her know this.
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May 14, 2021 22:30
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McPhearson posted:What powers did I never know I had? Because I'm also curious what their power might've been, here's their last avatar:  Apparently there's a site that lets you lookup old avatars. [/quote] McPhearson your power is... FANGIFY CUTE! - You can cause cute, non-lethal creatures to grow fangs and viciously attack! - Does not work on cute, normally non-lethal creatures who already have fangs. - Come to the slow, horrible realization that your adorable little assassins are doomed in their mission given that they will most assuredly be put down after the fact even if they succeed if there are witnesses! - Come to the slow, horrible realization that even if they don't get caught, you turned some cute little creature into a cold blooded killer -- even if only momentarily! - Was it worth it, you monster?
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May 14, 2021 22:45
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Kilbas posted:These are all fantastic. Love that the art is getting progressively more morbid. Give me a power too, one to astound. Kilbas your power is... SUPERIOR SAUSAGE! - You have the ability to turn an inferior sausages such as wieners into superior sausages like Kielbasa! - No, it doesn't work on penises. Your power isn't strong enough for that. - Can recover a burnt sausage into a properly cooked one! - Eat safely at any hot dog cart!
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May 14, 2021 22:58
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twit666 posted:I suspect my super power is that I don't have one. twit666 your B-Rank super power is... THE MORE LITERAL HUMAN TORCH! - You are immune to fire! This includes a wide range of heat, smoke, and various kinds of poisonous gasses! - You can set yourself on fire! Your skin oils are a rich natural fuel source! - You can't fly, except in a hot-air balloon where you just set your head on fire to use as a heat source. - You are no hotter than an actual human set on fire. - For some odd reason you pee an extremely efficient form of gasoline, several times more efficient and clean-burning than regular gasoline! - Your poop is some odd mixture of crude oil and charcoal, depending on what you've eaten lately.
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May 15, 2021 01:25
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dervinosdoom posted:What's my power? I hope it's something cool! dervinosdoom you have the B-Rank Super Power of... CURSE OF DEVIANVISION - You have the frankly disturbing ability to curse someone's vision with Deviant Art and other terrible places from the 'net! - Victims of DEVIANVISION will see the world as drawn from an artist of your choosing! - Vore? Sonic porn? Reverse pregnancy? Teletubby underaged reverse scat porn with twin tower references and male pony anal pregnancy? If you can find it online, you can inflict it upon your enemies! - Curse lasts one hour! - May be a war crime?
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May 15, 2021 02:34
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Smik posted:Maybe you'll be less impressed with my ability when you see your A-Rank Super Power, Bismuth... drat, i loved GB2 when I was a kid, this rules. Would love to spray pink goo on cops ChubbyChecker posted:my av, please here ya go 
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May 15, 2021 03:27
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Smik posted:Caedus you have obtained an A-Rank Super power of... oh? my god?? This loving rules! The mouth rule means I'm limited to sub-artillery cannon rounds but I'm ok with that.
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May 17, 2021 00:42
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Smik posted:pseudosavior your power is... I love this so much. And my chinchilla was apparently immune to my powers!
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May 19, 2021 02:56
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It is extremely cool that op is still doing this thread because i need guidance to reveal my fabulous secret power
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May 19, 2021 04:27
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titties posted:It is extremely cool that op is still doing this thread because i need guidance to reveal my fabulous secret power The RNGods have decreed that titties secret power is terrible and is... THE PORNOGRAPHY POLTERGEIST! - You are followed by the spirit of pornography! - The spirit can cause any display (monitor, TV, phone, etc) to show pornography at your command! - Perfect for disrupting boring meetings! - The spirit knows all your fetishes (whether you know them or not) and will deliver fresh, hot pornography to you, ignoring paywalls and other barriers! - The spirit knows all your fetishes and when disrupting things will always show your most screwed up fetish! - Eventually, they will know.
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May 19, 2021 07:14
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Oh I wanna know this poo poo.
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May 19, 2021 07:37
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Smik posted:The RNGods have decreed that titties secret power is terrible and is... Cool, business as usual then
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May 19, 2021 08:10
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Junpei posted:Oh I wanna know this poo poo. Junpei your power is... SAVAGE INTERRUPTION! - The ability to instantly interrupt anyone's speech, gestures or monologues with a savage kick to the groin! - This power only works while someone is talking, but is a guaranteed hit and ignores all immunities, charms, armour, or lack of genitals! You'll never see a more confused android assassin when it receives a savage boot to the junk that hurts despite not having junk! - Despite its power it's still just a kick to the groin and if they don't stop to yell at your or announce their technique you can't interrupt anything. - You are unbeatable in most anime and street-fighter style video games! Get accused of hacking the game because you keep warp-kicking people's character in the groin the moment they try a special attack! - Discover that if you interrupt a DBZ character's "power up" scream with a savage interruption their heads explode! Neat!
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May 19, 2021 08:29
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Bismuth posted:drat, i loved GB2 when I was a kid, this rules. Would love to spray pink goo on cops haha many thanks! 
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May 19, 2021 10:01
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May 19, 2021 10:25
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I am born for this brand of mediocrity
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May 19, 2021 11:31
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I'd like to know my power as well.
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May 19, 2021 11:41
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Modulo16 posted:Sup Modulo16 the RNGods have declared your power is... DREAMBOT! - You have to power to create a robot duplicate of any person! - The robot becomes active whenever the person sleeps, and they will control the robot while they dream! - You can set a 'dream scenario' for the robot! Make the Pope think he is a high-top wearing, foul-mouthed vigilante for great justice! - Make Lene Nystrøm think she is a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World that is fantastic, made of plastic! - Dreambots explode when destroyed/shut down by violence, removing any evidence!
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May 19, 2021 20:45
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Hello I would like to know my secret power please, thank you!
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May 19, 2021 21:27
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Alan Smithee posted:I am born for this brand of mediocrity The Alan Smithee RNGods have declared you have the terrible power of... SCAPEGOAT! - You have the power to claim responsibility for any terrible event or production in which a perpetrator or creator remains unknown! - Terrify people into thinking you are the Zodiac Killer! - Ruin the career of the undercover cop who tries to arrest you only to have the case thrown out when they have absolutely no evidence and are considered a paranoid delusional conspiracy nut! - Claim royalties on Alan Smithee and other pseudonym projects! - Get blacklisted by the industry despite never making a movie! - Cause additional confusion when you somehow are credited with making more movies while blacklisted! - Be reviled by anyone you use this power on!
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May 19, 2021 21:51
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Selecta84 posted:I'd like to know my power as well. Selecta84 the RNGods have given you the power to.. LOCATE URANUS - You always know the exact location of the planet Uranus and can point it out no matter where you are! - You always know the exact location of Sailor Uranus no matter what story is currently going on in Sailor Moon! You are privy to knowing what she was doing before even being introduced! - You can locate anyone who has shown you their butthole! This is not something you like to talk about!
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May 19, 2021 22:02
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alright, let's have it then.
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May 19, 2021 22:11
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Hello I would like to know my secret power please, thank you! Swedish Thaumocracy your power is a B-rank super power of... THE HUMAN LAMP! - You're the dollar store version of the Human Torch! - You can set yourself on fire! You cannot fly! - You blaze with the power of a human being who is currently on fire! - You can breathe fire! It doesn't go very far. - You can fart fire! Upsettingly it goes considerably farther than your fire breath. - You can consume alcohol, gasoline, propane, napalm, wood, beans, etc, to improve your fire power! - You are immune to ninja! Ninja can't catch you if you are on fire! - With practice you can throw fireballs! You must invoke it by yelling something though! - Your fire is blessed, so much to the surprise of devils while on fire you harm devils! Also ghosts, demons, etc.
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May 19, 2021 22:22
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I always wanted super powers, but I fear they will be too cool for me.
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May 19, 2021 22:34
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Leanfat posted:alright, let's have it then. Leanfat your power is... COLD FUSION BASED DIGESTIVE SYSTEM! - You digestive system breaks down anything in a nuclear reaction but at average body temperature! - You can consume ANYTHING and derive energy from it! You are effectively immune to toxins and radiation as you appear to consume radiation as well! - This baffles and genuinely pisses off scientists! - You can also unhinge your jaw! - You poop uranium! Thankfully you only poop once a month! Also government agents collect your poop. They hate their job. One of the agents seems to have the power to track you because they saw your butthole.
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May 19, 2021 22:37
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As Nero Danced posted:I always wanted super powers, but I fear they will be too cool for me. As Nero Danced your power is... RUBBERY SKIN! - You have a thick, rubbery, loose skin which allows you to turn and twist surprisingly in it -- making you very difficult to subdue! - Much like the Honey Badger, this loose skin acts as protection, making it difficult for predators to grip you and granting you near immunity to arrows and spears! - The rubbery aspect of your skin helps insulate you from stings and tasers! - Also you can make funny faces! - Junji Ito is in love with you!
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May 19, 2021 22:59
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No joke I was making funny faces in the mirror like 3 minutes ago. HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
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May 19, 2021 23:09
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As Nero Danced posted:No joke I was making funny faces in the mirror like 3 minutes ago. HOW DID YOU KNOW!? Guess I'm going to have to update my list of powers.
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May 20, 2021 00:34
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Smik posted:Selecta84 the RNGods have given you the power to.. Ha, thank you. Let's hope someone from the local YMCA doesn't steal my wallet. You can run, but you can't hide  Does that mean I can never get tricked by Goatse again? 
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May 20, 2021 07:24
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Selecta84 posted:Ha, thank you. Yes, you can now sense Goatse. Also you can find him in person if you ever want...
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May 20, 2021 08:09
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Smik posted:Yes, you can now sense Goatse. Also you can find him in person if you ever want... Well, maybe... They say never meet your heroes...
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May 20, 2021 08:39
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Reveal my power to the world, I'm ready.
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Smik posted:Leanfat your power is... Holy crap (no pun intended)! That's rad! Thanks for that. Also, thats makes me want to play Fallout again...
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