DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How do people find out their lame abilities, are they just born knowing they can do X thing?

Derpies posted:

i would like a power

Mooey Cow posted:

I hope I get a sexual superpower

Revins posted:

reveal my true power

Literally A Person posted:

I hope it's that you have the hot poops every Wednesday.

Smik posted:

OK I'm about to just fall asleep at my desk so I'm going to have to sleep now and come back to this tomorrow. (Martman is next on the list) My cat is complaining that it's bed time and I'm not there.

Before I go to bed, within the actual comic world build people generally find out their abilities during puberty, lame or not. For really obscure abilities some people might never find out they have them until much later in life. So in my case I might know I'm doing something to the milk when I smalk it, but no idea what without experimenting with said altered milk.

Of course, in such a world the ability to detect and determine special abilities would be an uncommon but still genuinely ability in itself, but unless someone has a user name that really lends itself to analysis we probably won't see it in this thread.

In comparison, Zeluth's ability to detect Z's and create them and use Undo features on computers with their mind would be something they could figure out pretty quickly. Anyone with actual super powers figures out they exist pretty quickly as well.

Smik posted:

William Henry Hairytaint, your power is...

Control Erectile Dysfunction!

This is pretty self-explanatory. It's useful but you don't like to talk about it.

Smik posted:

Meme Poker Party (I'm so sorry but I rolled a 1 out of 100 so your power is really going to suck) your power is...

DE-MAMMIFICATION! You have the power to restore the mammary glands of cartoon characters to their natural form. This primarily only impacts media since there aren't any actual lizard tits in the wild, with the exception of people with breast implants.
- You can remove mammary glands from reptilian characters!
- You can reduce the mammary glands in mammals to being non-existent unless they are nursing!
- You can remove breast implants!
- Furries hate you!
- People who like boobs also hate you!

This power pretty much well only has evil application.

I'm sorry.

Smik posted:

Hairy Right Hook your power is...

poo poo CONTROL!
- You can force anyone within your line of sight to poo poo with as little or as much force as you wish!
- Your power is of Super rank, which means you can make your foes poo poo themselves to death!
- With enough practice you can eventually figure out how to make a target full-body prolapse!
- You are inevitably but silently blamed for any bout of diarrhea by anyone who knows you.
- If you are feeling especially cruel you can reverse the making GBS threads process. This takes a lot of effort.

Smik posted:

OK I'm about to just fall asleep at my desk so I'm going to have to sleep now and come back to this tomorrow. (Martman is next on the list) My cat is complaining that it's bed time and I'm not there.

Before I go to bed, within the actual comic world build people generally find out their abilities during puberty, lame or not. For really obscure abilities some people might never find out they have them until much later in life. So in my case I might know I'm doing something to the milk when I smalk it, but no idea what without experimenting with said altered milk.

Of course, in such a world the ability to detect and determine special abilities would be an uncommon but still genuinely ability in itself, but unless someone has a user name that really lends itself to analysis we probably won't see it in this thread.

In comparison, Zeluth's ability to detect Z's and create them and use Undo features on computers with their mind would be something they could figure out pretty quickly. Anyone with actual super powers figures out they exist pretty quickly as well.

Smik posted:

Zil, your power is...

The Ability to ZILLIFY! Zilllification allows you to turn any dill flavour into something that tastes like you!

You can also reverse the process, causing your body and its excretions to taste like dill!

This pretty much well can only be used for evil if we're being honest.

Smik posted:

Supreme Allah, your power is...

THE 17 YEAR WAIT
- You have the ability to delay anything event that has begun in motion to not complete until 17 years later, once per event.
- Your ability takes 17 years to recharge after use.

WARNING: Do not attempt to prolong an orgasm for 17 years! You will die of dehydration and a heart attack!
- No seriously don't, I'm pretty sure it would stop being fun after five minutes.
- Yes you can probably give yourself an extra 17 years to live.

Martman posted:

Gimme the juice

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

o gosh im afraid i dont have ANY powers, im just a huge LOSER . sorry to bother this thread, what a dunce move that was

Colonel Cancer posted:

Exasperated Badger posted:

My officers chose me to get the Something-Awful Serum.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How do people find out their lame abilities, are they just born knowing they can do X thing?

Play posted:

Humility is a virtue, so I'd be happy with any superpower no matter how seemingly useless or powerful.

The real superpower is the power of love and acceptance