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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Everyone Has a Special Power: Post ITT to Find Out Yours!

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

I could benefit from a super-power, now that I reside in Joe Biden's America.

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Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Smik posted:

Nessus your power is...

Indifference to Titanic Events!
- You can sense titanic events shortly before they occur and react with indifference!
- Indifference allows you to keep a calm head and react to said events without panic!
- Indifference also allows you to be calm enough to lie convincingly even if you've just recently been shot with a poisonous arrow that is causing you excruciating pain!
- Please note that Indifference interferes with fight-or-flight functions like adrenaline. Only use Indifference during times where panic would be detrimental. Ask your doctor if Indifference is right for you.

Beautiful. A future avatar for sure. May the space-deities requite thee abundantly.

# ¿ May 10, 2021 00:06

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