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Please update your byob.xls with the following information; Not BYOB: weed, butts, BYOB: therapy some ways that you can make use of this new information is to talk about your favorite strains of therapy, like DBT or IFS or CBT or psychoanalysis, for instance: "my problem with psychoanalysis is the couch-lock" or you can post "therapy time!" when its time for you to have your weekly sesh, maybe a "bump this every time you have therapy" thread. youc ould also make jokes, like "what if dracula went to therapy" (or what if dracula was a therapist), Hogwarts School Counselor, or "i wish my therapist wouldn't make me sit down and talk for an hour every time i go to get therapy"  therapy not psychiatry is byob now, psychiatry is very unbyob, medication and neurotransmitters are NOT byob this is uncjharted territory for BYOB so there are no smilies, no :therapypal:, no thread tags etc, lots of room to make this new change in BYOB your own. kind regards, teh BYOB commtitee |
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May 8, 2021 18:10
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I dig it. |
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May 8, 2021 18:59
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i started going to a therapist a month or so ago and I can't decide if i think it is bullshit or if I think it is helpful. I wish there were more butts at therapy is what I'm saying
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May 8, 2021 19:12
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my therapist says weed is cool
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May 8, 2021 19:23
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why would dracula go to therapy anyway? is living life times past everyone around him tearing at him? or is the fact that hes always getting type casted as an upper class hungarian depress him as an actor? |
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May 8, 2021 19:50
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hurf de durf it’s therapy time
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May 8, 2021 20:01
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watho posted:hurf de durf it’s therapy time
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May 8, 2021 20:16
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Nosfereefer posted:why would dracula go to therapy anyway? is living life times past everyone around him tearing at him? or is the fact that hes always getting type casted as an upper class hungarian depress him as an actor? he's feeling blah! |
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May 8, 2021 20:52
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wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour out her blue feelings on a couch 1x/mo
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May 8, 2021 21:13
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therapy - it';s good
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May 8, 2021 21:35
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biosterous posted:wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour out her blue feelings on a couch 1x/mo |
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May 8, 2021 22:27
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Heading over to the therapy club with my bros after work. |
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May 8, 2021 23:07
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my therapist was on the news one time because it turns out she's a falconer and one of her falcons temporarily flew away, and I really hope that someday if I do a good job at therapy she'll let me pet one of the falcons
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May 8, 2021 23:09
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biosterous posted:wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour out her blue feelings on a couch 1x/mo It's way more than 1x/mo. |
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May 9, 2021 02:09
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How Wonderful! posted:my therapist was on the news one time because it turns out she's a falconer and one of her falcons temporarily flew away, and I really hope that someday if I do a good job at therapy she'll let me pet one of the falcons I think if my therapist had a vicious raptor perched on her wrist while we did therapy it would really focus me on results |
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May 9, 2021 02:48
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Me; so my mom doesn't understand m- *falcon cocks its head at me and stares deep into my soul* Me: uhhhj I mean...I relapsed last weeke- *falcon gives a piercing shriek* Me: i ran out of toilet paper ok? I wiped my lovely rear end with a t-shirt then I had to throw the shirt away! Therapist: now we're getting somewhere. |
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May 9, 2021 02:51
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CBD is out CBT is in. and by CBT i mean cognitive behavioral therapy and not cock and ball torture. again just to make it clear this is about therapy not a weird sex thing.
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May 9, 2021 09:04
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watho posted:CBD is out CBT is in. and by CBT i mean cognitive behavioral therapy and not cock and ball torture. again just to make it clear this is about therapy not a weird sex thing. look fam, i get it, you want to talk to a hot latex clad tall woman about your feelings while she snaps a rubber band on your |
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May 9, 2021 09:53
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The process of talking through poo poo with someone who you pay to not judge you is immensely relieving. |
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May 9, 2021 11:08
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I just got a job working nightshift at the therapy factory. The pay's good, but the environment is prone to explosions. |
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May 9, 2021 14:31
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OP I think you will find that therapy and psychiatry are both extremely good and cool and BYOB and my therapist agrees, thanks!!!!!!!!! |
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May 9, 2021 15:10
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its like crop rotation, sometimes things were byob but they aren't now (weed), sometimes things weren't BYOB but they are now (therapy), some things have never been BYOB but they probably will one day (psychiatry, tuvan throat singing)... you know how in Splatoon some days you're playing in these arenas and some days you're playing in those arenas? |
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May 9, 2021 15:42
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I've never played Splatoon OP; perhaps everything is BYOB that is good and beneficial |
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May 9, 2021 15:44
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Benefit Your Old Buddies |
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May 9, 2021 15:44
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Me: Therapy is BYOB now. Therapist:... And what does that mean to you? Me: It means whether or not a poster is in therapy or has ever been in therapy that's ok, we can all make jokes about therapy. Therapist: And that makes you happy. Me: Yes! Well, kind of. It's also a little sad, because now weed isn't BYOB anymore. Therapist: So you're in mourning as well. Me: It's all a bit confusing. Therapist: I validate and honor the complexity of your feelings. What do you need from me? Me: It would help if you were Italian. Therapist: Old-World or Italian-American? Me: Whichever you think is best. Therapist: I'll see what I can do. Me: So anyways yeah, I guess I'm feeling conflicted about it. On the one hand, I feel like therapy is a pretty cool thing, like it helps people feel better but it's also kind of weird and funny at the same time? So it's good to make jokes about. But on the other hand, I have some pretty good ideas for threads about weed that I'm just going to have to put in a drawer somewhere. It's a real conundrum. Therapist: Mamma Mia! That's a speecy-spicy meataball! Me: Thanks for saying that. I'm feeling a lot better now. |
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May 9, 2021 15:52
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I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur when it comes to therapy. |
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May 9, 2021 15:57
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A therapist's job is to break up with you. Break ups trigger my rejection issues. I can never leave therapy. |
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May 9, 2021 16:02
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I don't have a therapist, but I do have a woman that I see once a week for an hour who would be unconditionally loving and totally non-judgmental about me saying that. |
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May 9, 2021 16:35
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wimsy posted:Me: Therapy is BYOB now.
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May 9, 2021 16:55
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is physical therapy byob now too?
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May 9, 2021 18:45
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:is physical therapy byob now too? absolutely |
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May 9, 2021 19:16
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What is the threads opinion on aromatherapy? No I don't mean essential oils. |
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May 9, 2021 19:18
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I bought a candle with three wicks. I lit it with some old matches. |
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May 9, 2021 20:28
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Old Three-Wicks is the name of my level 6 dragon-born sorceress/therapist. |
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May 10, 2021 01:46
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you ever think about the poo poo troi actually had to deal with on the enterprise, like most of her day was probably just people coming in to her office and confessing they were addicted to jacking off in the holodeck |
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May 10, 2021 01:52
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Redshirt: Thanks for seeing me, Counselor Troi. Troi: I'm looking forward to helping you. Where would you like to start today? Redshirt: Ok, well...this is really embarrassing. Troi: Oh, you know, I'm a counselor, I've heard it all haha Redshirt: Yeah, but this is really REALLY embarrassing. Troi: You were jacking off on the holodeck. Redshirt: How...how did you know? Troi: *sighs?8 |
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May 10, 2021 01:54
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jacking off ON the holodeck or jacking off IN the holodeck? |
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May 10, 2021 01:55
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wimsy posted:jacking off ON the holodeck or jacking off IN the holodeck? Why not both? |
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May 10, 2021 02:29
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wimsy posted:sometimes things were byob but they aren't now (weed) lol
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May 10, 2021 02:50
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On some serious poo poo. I struggled with a lot of angst and depression in my younger years. Felt unique, felt isolated, all that crap. Tried some pshrinks, always felt like I knew more than them (I did not). Hated therapy for that reason. It wasn't until my life completely bottomed out and I got in some serious trouble that I was forced into a group CBT setting for people with my issues. To each their own, but CBT, for me, was a life saver. I see some of the limiting factors of it, but I guess it was really being a group of like-minded people during the CBT that really helped. I was able to spot myself in each of them and see that it was all BS that I was harboring inside. Really helped me call my own poo poo out and start a positive growth path. |
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