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Khanstant



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Khanstant



Embezzlord, The Embezzling Pokemon

Khanstant



Sisypuss, a ripped cat forced to roll a giant hairball up a mountain but it always rolls down into the nearest village and has to start over again the next day

Khanstant



i forget it's name but the one that's like a long pig drinking milk from its own teets is still too hosed up, even after they removed the Star of David & Crescent pattern on it's forehead

Khanstant



Upsy-Dizzy is a cute name for a pokemon but the whole concept of a pokemon that's a a camera on a walking cane has no place in polite society

Khanstant



Polepot is admittedly the perfect name for a pokemon is essentially an anthropomorphic jar with a fishing pole sticking our of it... but that's just not okay

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




Cardi beedrill

lilitrump

Morrisseon

Megan Thee ponyta


summer sig by Heather Papps®

Khanstant



Hangutang, like, the "Hangman's Pokemon" was never going to make it past the beta... but even so it was extremely poor taste to have the pokemon cry be the phone number of a journalist who gave the last game a bad review, especially in this era of dataminers who are always going to dig through cut content.

Khanstant



Sepsister, I was excited for the MicroPokemon games, but I was expecting more Osmosis-Jones type fun -- Sepsis alone was a disgusting basis for a pokemon but what was Nintendo thinking when they combined that with a porn fetish thing??

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Broodklan

A giant wasp whose head is covered by a conical hood.

Khanstant



Rokyerixon, cool reference, but gently caress this pokemon for lookin exactly like a rock in every way. Made it impossible to get through some caves without starting a random battle every.single.step.

FutonForensic



Orifist, Fighting/Hole type

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




i don't know what a bellsprout is, but i would've GONE OFF if it had ended up in the game


thank you BALLS DILDO!!


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share your shame here

biosterous






i'm glad there isn't a pokemon that's a dog that runs out of a house and bites your dick



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

wimsy



FutonForensic posted:

Orifist, Fighting/Hole type

wimsy



biosterous posted:

i'm glad there isn't a pokemon that's a dog that runs out of a house and bites your dick

wimsy



a pokemon that lives in incredible pain and cannot die, this is a pokemon i am glad does not exist

wimsy



a pokemon, much like a human, in every way a human

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


wimsy posted:

a pokemon, much like a human, in every way a human

yeah Mr Mime is kinda hosed up

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Somnambulicle - a chunk of frozen water that sleepwalks

Khanstant



Roku - version exclusive pokrmon have always been kind of annoying, but a pokemon only available on Roku and the pokemon is called Roku, it looks like Roku... just too much advertising in one package. yeesh!

super sweet best pal



A pokemon that sneaks into your house while you're sleeping and whispers the exact date of your death into your ear.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Eckankar- The new religion (cult) Pokemon. Their spiritual home is in Chanhassen, Minnesota.

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


Sandwich. The ground type Pokémon.



https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

nut


my therapist: so...you’re happy that Daryl doesn’t exist?

me: doc what did I tell you about uttering his cursed name

https://giant.gfycat.com/MixedImportantIsabellinewheatear.webm
gb vanisher for summer

Luvcow




leeringmasturbatemon

barnold

...but i didnt finish




Shitass

wimsy



nut posted:

my therapist: so...you’re happy that Daryl doesn’t exist?

me: doc what did I tell you about uttering his cursed name

lmao

wimsy



Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul, the owl therapist Pokemon

wimsy



Ash: sometimes I ask myself... Do I really want to catch them all?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Confused, I guess .I always thought it was my quest to catch them, but what if there's no such thing as a quest? What if life is just one pointless episode after another?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: When you're a kid you think your parents know everything but then you grow up and you realize that the reason they acted like there was a meaning to life wasn't because they knew what the meaning was, it was because they were desperately trying to protect you from an abyss of meaninglessness that was grinding them down every second of every day.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: But... Maybe that *is* the meaning? Maybe we don't make meaning for ourselves, maybe we make it for *other people* because we love them and care about them. Love *is* the meaning.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Amazing! Thank you so much. Boy, this therapy thing really works! I feel so much better!

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: That'll be $200.

Flavius Aetass





Dikachoo, the sneeze-dick pokemon

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Iriemon

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


wimsy posted:

Ash: sometimes I ask myself... Do I really want to catch them all?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Confused, I guess .I always thought it was my quest to catch them, but what if there's no such thing as a quest? What if life is just one pointless episode after another?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: When you're a kid you think your parents know everything but then you grow up and you realize that the reason they acted like there was a meaning to life wasn't because they knew what the meaning was, it was because they were desperately trying to protect you from an abyss of meaninglessness that was grinding them down every second of every day.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: But... Maybe that *is* the meaning? Maybe we don't make meaning for ourselves, maybe we make it for *other people* because we love them and care about them. Love *is* the meaning.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Amazing! Thank you so much. Boy, this therapy thing really works! I feel so much better!

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: That'll be $200.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




back in grade school i heard there was a secret 4rth starter pokemon that made your parents get divorced in real life. i'm glad that one doesn't exist (i was too much a coward to try the gameshark code do not confirm to me that this pokemon exists thanks in advance)


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FatBossyGrouper-mobile.webm
tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

biosterous






wimsy posted:

Ash: sometimes I ask myself... Do I really want to catch them all?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Confused, I guess .I always thought it was my quest to catch them, but what if there's no such thing as a quest? What if life is just one pointless episode after another?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: When you're a kid you think your parents know everything but then you grow up and you realize that the reason they acted like there was a meaning to life wasn't because they knew what the meaning was, it was because they were desperately trying to protect you from an abyss of meaninglessness that was grinding them down every second of every day.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: But... Maybe that *is* the meaning? Maybe we don't make meaning for ourselves, maybe we make it for *other people* because we love them and care about them. Love *is* the meaning.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Amazing! Thank you so much. Boy, this therapy thing really works! I feel so much better!

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: That'll be $200.



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I would be more glad if they all didn't exist, but contemplating all the possible pokemans that could exist and do not exist has given me perspective and made me appreciate that, while this may not be the best of all possible worlds, it is far from the worst of all possible worlds in which all of these pokemans itt would also exist.




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

biosterous posted:

i'm glad there isn't a pokemon that's a dog that runs out of a house and bites your dick

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Judas

Slumpy




no im glad they all exist, e very twisted hosed up fabrication


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element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


a monkey that swings around like spiderman, suspended from a pendulous adhesive scrotum.

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