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wimsy

FutonForensic posted:

Orifist, Fighting/Hole type

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biosterous posted:

i'm glad there isn't a pokemon that's a dog that runs out of a house and bites your dick

wimsy

a pokemon that lives in incredible pain and cannot die, this is a pokemon i am glad does not exist

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a pokemon, much like a human, in every way a human

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nut posted:

my therapist: so...you’re happy that Daryl doesn’t exist?

me: doc what did I tell you about uttering his cursed name

lmao

wimsy

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul, the owl therapist Pokemon

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Ash: sometimes I ask myself... Do I really want to catch them all?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Confused, I guess .I always thought it was my quest to catch them, but what if there's no such thing as a quest? What if life is just one pointless episode after another?

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: When you're a kid you think your parents know everything but then you grow up and you realize that the reason they acted like there was a meaning to life wasn't because they knew what the meaning was, it was because they were desperately trying to protect you from an abyss of meaninglessness that was grinding them down every second of every day.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: But... Maybe that *is* the meaning? Maybe we don't make meaning for ourselves, maybe we make it for *other people* because we love them and care about them. Love *is* the meaning.

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul

Ash: Amazing! Thank you so much. Boy, this therapy thing really works! I feel so much better!

Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: That'll be $200.

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nut posted:

thinking more about this and finding it VERY troubling that no one said this earlier

They love Hitler and they want him to exist again, it's the only explanation

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