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So with the recent news about the kentucky derby winning horse testing positive for roids, i got to thinking. it's not like horses wear underwear, right? what's to stop a curious gentlemen such as myself from simply scouting out the competitors testicles before a race? 500 on small eggs please!
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# ? May 10, 2021 12:39 |
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How about you put in an honest days WORK op and grow your own testicles?
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# ? May 10, 2021 12:47 |
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I don't wear underwear either, would you like to look at my testicles op?
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# ? May 10, 2021 12:49 |
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Woah are you the real EA Sports®?
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# ? May 10, 2021 12:50 |
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What prevents me jacking off all of the males and selling the stud cum?
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# ? May 10, 2021 13:17 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:What prevents me jacking off all of the males and selling the stud cum? The Big Horse Cum industry of course.
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# ? May 10, 2021 13:24 |
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If you buy up all the cobalt in the system and fly to the next system, dump all your cobalt and buy it back (plus whatever cobalt was on sale in the system already), you make a small profit after each sale. Aggregated over time each cobalt run will net you millions of credits.
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# ? May 10, 2021 13:44 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:What prevents me jacking off all of the males and selling the stud cum? Racing horse owners insist on natural insemination. They will fly horses around the world for it.
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# ? May 10, 2021 13:48 |
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Anything that helps soaks up my leaks.
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# ? May 10, 2021 18:28 |
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If anyone knows how to make money off dumbasses it's EA Sports.
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# ? May 10, 2021 18:34 |
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So you’ve been sucking hitlers corpses dick and talking about his balls on the internet..
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# ? May 10, 2021 18:37 |
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What level rung is Horse ball inspector considered at the dick sucking factory?
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# ? May 10, 2021 18:46 |
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OP you may as well just keep working at the dick sucking factory. Sure it won't make you rich but it's a steady job and an honest day's work and it won't make you sick (unless you count aids, herpes or gonorrhea as sicknesses).
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# ? May 10, 2021 20:35 |
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Time was you could make a lot of money at the dick sucking factory because they paid out a bonus for any piece work over rate. Once CockCo bought em out though they got rid of the bonus and now you just get your hourly rate and a summer cookout.
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# ? May 10, 2021 20:49 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Time was you could make a lot of money at the dick sucking factory because they paid out a bonus for any piece work over rate. Once CockCo bought em out though they got rid of the bonus and now you just get your hourly rate and a summer cookout. I don’t trust big cock.
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# ? May 10, 2021 21:12 |
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I only trust small local independent cock
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# ? May 10, 2021 23:48 |
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try making money off of weed
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# ? May 11, 2021 00:07 |
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I figured out a good way to make money too OP. I just go to the mall where there is a bathroom. Inside one stall there is a hole that looks in to the other stall. I go in there, and pretend to take a poo poo. THen someone will go in to the stall on the other side of the hole. They gently knock on the wall and pass some money through. I take it and leave. Can you imagine that? I get paid to pretend to take a poo poo!!
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# ? May 11, 2021 00:18 |
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This is one of those things I'm almost positive already happens. I'd go as far as to say that the urine, blood, and faeces of race horses is regularly stolen. aaaand of course that was the correct thing to assume. https://apnews.com/e763983f1b2444cdb2db4870deb22f76
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# ? May 11, 2021 00:30 |
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if ur a lady you can post puictures of ur butthole or also vaginea hole online and people will pay you money and also boobz or even ur feet lol
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# ? May 11, 2021 01:42 |
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Nooner posted:if ur a lady you can post puictures of ur butthole or also vaginea hole online and people will pay you money and also boobz or even ur feet lol And if you have FEET HOLES they will pay even more
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# ? May 11, 2021 01:44 |
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Horse piss with steroids has a very distinct taste OP.
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# ? May 11, 2021 01:45 |
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I walk off trail through forests hoping to find the scene of a drug deal gone wrong where everyone shot each other, so I can take the bowling bag full of money. It's sort of like studying the Torah, where your wife has to put up with it and take care of you, because it's very important.
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# ? May 11, 2021 01:58 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Horse piss with steroids has a very distinct taste OP. Much more refreshing if you ask me.
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# ? May 11, 2021 01:59 |
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The Bloop posted:And if you have FEET HOLES they will pay even more OnlyStigmata
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# ? May 11, 2021 02:00 |
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People pay me to keep my clothes on
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# ? May 11, 2021 02:08 |
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What if the horse is a gelding though?
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# ? May 11, 2021 02:10 |
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Much more refreshing if you ask me. if you haven't tried it in your sodastream, you're missing out
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# ? May 11, 2021 02:53 |
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why does storing less pee mean the horse will be faster on race day? besides, i bet they make all the horses pee right before the race, fully emptying their balls.
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# ? May 11, 2021 03:18 |
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A big saggy ballbag that can hold a lot of pee might trip up the horse, plus there's wind resistance. E: I read the story about horse blood theft and it seems obvious the racing commission is fixing the races.
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# ? May 11, 2021 06:55 |
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Nooner posted:if ur a lady you can post puictures of ur butthole or also vaginea hole online and people will pay you money and also boobz or even ur feet lol Prove it.
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# ? May 11, 2021 07:40 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I don’t trust big cock. No, you thrust it. right into your rear end in a top hat.
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# ? May 11, 2021 08:06 |
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I've got a cool way to make money OP. Get a bunch of $1 bills, bleach them, then print $100 bills on the paper. Get rich quick.
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# ? May 11, 2021 08:21 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:No, you thrust it. right into your rear end in a top hat. Rapey.
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# ? May 11, 2021 08:45 |
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:I figured out a good way to make money too OP. Dude I believe they paid you for oral sex, and are surely miffed about being denied their service rendered. to keep you from getting sued ill suck their dicks for you but i was atleast 50%. namaste
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# ? May 11, 2021 08:56 |
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I make money suckin' dick. Pay isn't that great but it's reliable. Very reliable. Very. Reliable.
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# ? May 11, 2021 09:20 |
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EA Sports posted:Dude I believe they paid you for oral sex, and are surely miffed about being denied their service rendered. to keep you from getting sued ill suck their dicks for you but i was atleast 50%. namaste The most I'll give you is 40% and a hand job.
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# ? May 11, 2021 23:35 |
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Seĺl your dirty panties online. Get them nice and smelly first by wearing them a couple of days without washing your Pro-tip: State "NOT dirty panties" on your eBay ad to avoid it being "pulled". BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:15 on May 12, 2021 |
# ? May 12, 2021 07:13 |
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i made an onlyfeet
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BJ factory is always hiring bucko
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