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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.



Julio Cruz posted:

no it's two balls, one strike

Thank you Julio Cruz for this week’s title

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


I've heard of staying on the bag but this is ridiculous.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



The Padres-Rockies game is postponed already due to rain and maybe snow too. Springtime in the mountains...

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice


Ha! Ha! Time for Astros!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Edward Mass posted:

Ha! Ha! Time for Astros!

So far so good

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice


Intruder posted:

So far so good

I'm just happy I can watch a game today without any Star Wars bullshit.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Ugh

The first pitch to Yordan was one to crush and he took it, now they might not get another run out of this

e: Guerra keeps throwing hanging sliders middle middle for the first pitch but the Astros are mostly allergic to swinging at the first pitch it seems

e2: Correa takes his second middle middle hanger of the AB

Why is Maddon complaining? It was called a strike

And now an ump conference? wtf is going on

Intruder fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 11, 2021

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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No runs after second and third with no outs

Now that's Cub

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


somehow junior guerra got out of that, amazing

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


gently caress your shift

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Wow how did Ward beat that out

e: there's no way you can overturn that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Every time they show Yuli's or Yordan's batting line I let myself think wow they're on an MVP pace even though it's early in the season and then I remember Trout has 2 bWAR on May 10th

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Mar 5, 2003

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gently caress yeah Uncle Mike!

e: This feels like a game the Astros should be up 6-0 or something right now

I hope it doesn't bite them in the rear end

Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:14 on May 11, 2021

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


jared walsh

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



oh weird its Khris Davis on the Rangers. Playing OF and making a diving catch, even.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Ohtani hat trick

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice


Myles Straw with a multi-RBI game

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


jared walsh!

i love that the guy who took albert pujols' job is also crushin the hell out of houston

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Giving up a dong to Justin Upton in 2021

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



Alex Wood pitching super efficiently tonight. 41 pitches thru 4.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Not getting any extra runs in the first inning is looming large now

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


drat i dunno about sliding into the wall tucker

lmao Correa

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.


It’s my fault, I just turned the game on

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


hahahaha yes butera

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.


Hey maybe take a loving second Bielak

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


ohtani needs to do something other than strikeout here please

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



Brandon Belt is a strong man

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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10 stranded runners already

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.


Intruder posted:

10 stranded runners already

We’re the new Cubs

The old Cubs are the new Marlins

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010




Myles Straw is awful why did anyone think he could be an everyday centerfielder. He's barely a fourth outfielder!

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010




Wooooow...is Kent Emanuel actually pretty good?

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



thank you Mauricio

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009


Dubón with.the peach fuzz power

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.


This game played out like one of those March to October moments where all I have to do is finish a no-hitter from the 8th inning and I immediately give up three grand slams.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



Alex Wood was great, Rogers was great, McGee gives up a couple hits but gets the save. Not much offense but a solid win.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



and this game gets started with Mike Tauchman making a sweet diving catch

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



crawford turned a fantastic double play, except upon review, he didn't

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



Webb started off so wild, I was not expecting 10 strikeouts

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009


"Right handed chicken flipper"

- poet laureate Mike Krukow

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


Rangers defense has been the Giants' best hitter these past couple games.

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