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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


sex havers

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


oooh look at me I'm a sex haver with a big dick oooh I'm so into having sex woahhhh I'mmmm gonna cum ooo

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


woahhh im just so angry at these people who

whispers

have sex

it just gets me really mad yanno it just grinds my gears if you know what i mean

Doll House Ghost





I don't have anything against sex havers, other than I'm SICK and TIREd of hearing about them and their "lifestyle"!!

Manifisto




the sick thing is that most children have one or more parents who are covert or even overt sexhavers. disgusting.


ty pot smoke phoenix

barnold

...but i didnt finish




gently caress you sex havers! and NOT the GOOD KIND of gently caress



cruft



100% on board with this op.

PS: any sex havers ITT, what is it like? Please PM me.

Luvcow




you think you're such a big man for being able to gently caress all those buffalo. oh sorry "bison" because we don't actually have buffalo here. rear end in a top hat.

Ventral EggSac



Iwiiwwiwiw I'm rubbing myself and others iwiwiwi

pseudorandom




gently caress you, I hate you so much, you worthless poo poo,








I say, talking to myself.


Also, gently caress you sex havers!

frump truck
this is my text



carceral system shouldn't exist, except for sex havers. throw em in the clink

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


QCS: Quiet, Calm, and Sincere> The Only Thing That "Sucks" About SUcking and loving Is That... It Sucks!!!
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-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


worried that trolls are coming into my threads to make love amidst the posts...

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wimsy



sex is not chill

GoutPatrol

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



if it isn't straining, pulling the very lifeblood out of you, sex ain't poo poo

you think sex is chill? I'll show you, I'll show all of you

ps pm me for onlyfans

Manifisto




sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity


ty pot smoke phoenix

Ventral EggSac



Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

Stoner Sloth



Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

nut


Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

https://giant.gfycat.com/MixedImportantIsabellinewheatear.webm
gb vanisher for summer

pseudorandom




Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity


Now that's a youtube "popping" channel I would watch.

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

yeah!!!!! sex havers are all like "oh boy jeez i love phlegm" wELL YOU KNOW WHAT??? PLEGM ISNT COOL U BSATERDS

ps i would add nasal fluid to the cool list because its literally keeping our noses like tiny a jacuzzi and i think thats chill and good

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Just spraying DNA all over the place to create offspring. Disgusting

Luvcow




Manifisto posted:

sex haver: wow human fluids and secretions are so amazing I like to wallow in them duh derp

me: the only worthwhile human secretions are science and creativity

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




aw jeez guys c'mon

biosterous






gently caress all fuckers!!!!




wait



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I am a total sicko with a sex having fetish. I can only get off to sex, AMA

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I am a total sicko with a sex having fetish. I can only get off to sex, AMA

Sorry, just realized I don't talk to virgins. Later, nerds. *peels off in a camaro*

Manifisto




GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Sorry, just realized I don't talk to virgins. Later, nerds. *peels off in a camaro*

*sigh* looks like a sex haver has made off with one of our ostriches again


ty pot smoke phoenix

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

how to they find the cupboard space for all that sex? how???

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Stoner Sloth



instead of fighting maybe the sex havers and the non-sex havers could just come together on this one?

wimsy



shoot all sex havers with a bazooka

wimsy



replace sex lube with super glue then shoot them with a bazooka

wimsy



ludicrous gibs at the sex haver convention (maternity ward)

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




wimsy posted:

ludicrous gibs at the sex haver convention (maternity ward)

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


having sex ironically so I can post in Helldump about it

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-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


hey nice penis man, where'd you get that thing, Kaybee Toys? now bring that stupid piece of poo poo over here I'm gonna punch its lights out

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biosterous






GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I am a total sicko with a sex having fetish. I can only get off to sex, AMA

can you draw a dragon



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




biosterous posted:

can you draw a dragon

I'm literally a professional fantasy artist, so no

wimsy



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm literally a professional fantasy artist, so no

you're on my fantasy artist team

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FutonForensic



great news: my hot spouse problem has been "taken care of." no more repairing ripped bodices, no more vacuuming rose petals off the satin sheets.

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