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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




They came for Louis C.K. for a little public masturbation, they came for Chris D'Elia for having sex with a few underage girls, they came for R. Kelly for having some sex slaves and also underage girls, now they're coming for our horses just because they're doped up!!

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1391765065179746306

You might think this is funny but when you try to run the kentucky derby on a shitton of steroids the mob's going to come for you

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



wow he looks exactly like you would expect

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011



back in the good ol days you could roid up your horse as much as you wanted, and nobody would bat an eye

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




instead of trying to punish this horse for a youthful mistake we should send him to rehab

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Bob Baffert

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



420 drug horses every day

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

hey, I got a call some libs are being owned itt?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

99% of the time anyone crying about cancel culture is just mad about consequences culture

Mega64
May 23, 2008





Sorry OP, but I canceled that horse once and I’d do it again!

As a wise man once said, “Winners don’t do drugs.” That man was Ryu from Street Fighter II, and he won every fight he was in until M. Bison who was too hard so I gave up.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Speaking from experience here, don't leave anything breakable out if you're going to be hanging out with a drugged up horse. They're hilarious when they're wasted but they're still skittish as hell. If he offers to get up and get more beer or pizza from the kitchen just tell him to stay put and do it yourself.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




i don't blame Medina Spirit for using steroids, i blame the other for not using steroids. its like they don't want to win.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


What if I injected some if this stuff into my dick?

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

i don't blame Medina Spirit for using steroids, i blame the other for not using steroids. its like they don't want to win.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

NUKE THEIR ASS
TAKE THEIR GAS


Slippery Tilde

as if race horses aren't already doped up to keep their lungs from exploding

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


I'm doped up on the Lord!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Lord is what I call horse testosterone

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



what do you want to bet that horse got started smoking weed in college. but ok, we'll keep legalizing it

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







If every professional athlete on Earth can take steroids, so can this horse imo. It’s his body and his decision!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Performance-enhancing sugar cubes

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Why is fox news promoting this guy and his Muslim horse? Defending him from the Kentucky derby organizers who I just imagine to be like a caricature of a plantation owners.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.






Overrated star war character!

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


the only moral horse doping is my horse doping

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Horse d'œuvres

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




your honor my horse is not a junkie, sick stable workers are just constantly peeing on his food as is common practice in the racing industry

https://twitter.com/rickbozich/status/1391773986120417280

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



I always make sure to buy extra Goya food so the Executive Chef Robert can continue upsetting the left.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

your honor my horse is not a junkie, sick stable workers are just constantly peeing on his food as is common practice in the racing industry

https://twitter.com/rickbozich/status/1391773986120417280

that must have been some powerful early morning piss

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


This is the least climactic follow-up to Mr. Hands I could have imagined

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


Listen here, bud. White people deserve to lose their privilege.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Roid Gut is real though

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




a sad day for america. donald trump has joined the horse cancelling mob

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




also mods please change the thread title to something horse dope/ Medina Spirit specific because Baffert floating the idea of a piss hay conspiracy on day 2 of this scandal means its definitely going to get even loving crazier

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


The Bloop posted:

Roid Gut is real though



Obese Animal.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

a sad day for america. donald trump has joined the horse cancelling mob

You know you hosed up when even Donald Trump says "No you're just a filthy junky" when you try to blame the libs.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



Yaldabaoth posted:

You know you hosed up when even Donald Trump says "No you're just a filthy junky" when you try to blame the libs.

and, more importantly, he got caught

Hitch
Jul 1, 2012



Did he really say that a trainer peed in the hay in his stall after taking cough medicine and that was the reason? Or was that just a made up joke?

You can't tell what's real and fake anymore.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



Yaldabaoth posted:

Listen here, bud. White people deserve to lose their privilege.

Only the disillusioned ones do.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Hitch posted:

Did he really say that a trainer peed in the hay in his stall after taking cough medicine and that was the reason? Or was that just a made up joke?

You can't tell what's real and fake anymore.

it wasn't a joke but it was actually about a different horse Baffert trained that had a positive result. His horses have had 5 in the last year

https://twitter.com/rickbozich/status/1391792567382155264

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

He wants to come in...





He has been banned by Churchill downs

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005


Anyone who races horses should be thrown in a bay

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